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(Local6)   Woman officially changes name from Terri to "Goldenpalace.com" to send daughter to golf school (with pics)   (local6.com) divider line 83
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2005-03-31 07:43:19 AM
Remove her feeding tube.
 
2005-03-31 07:44:51 AM
It's probably going to be difficult to put the period in her name on a lot of official forms. I bet she's going to end up being called Goldenpalacecom.
 
2005-03-31 07:53:50 AM
She could be Golden Palace Dot Com. Dot the word, dot the symbol, Dot and Keeto...
 
2005-03-31 07:54:41 AM
I'd do it for $50,000.
 
2005-03-31 08:00:05 AM
I'd do it, fill out the paperwork, cash the check, wait a year, then change it back to my legal name of Einstein Q. Rembrandt.
 
2005-03-31 08:02:36 AM
whiskeymike: Einstein Q. Rembrandt

Man, some people got all the luck with their name.

/Michael Bolton
 
2005-03-31 08:15:18 AM
This is my third "ha ha" for the morning. The world should be less stupid so I can conserve my supply.
 
2005-03-31 08:19:11 AM
i bet she voted for kerry
 
2005-03-31 08:39:12 AM
To my kids and to my husband, I will always be Terri.

I see a breach of contract lawsuit in your future.
 
2005-03-31 08:45:45 AM
silly Ms. Golden-Palace.com!
 
2005-03-31 09:04:48 AM
*shakes head*
 
2005-03-31 09:38:06 AM
Goldenpalace.com has a pretty good advertising strategy I must say.
 
2005-03-31 09:39:36 AM
I'm sure her friends will just call her ".com" for short
 
2005-03-31 09:39:58 AM
NEWS FLASH!!! Local 6 needs a spelling checker.
 
2005-03-31 09:42:05 AM
Pocket Ninja:

It's probably going to be difficult to put the period in her name on a lot of official forms. I bet she's going to end up being called Goldenpalacecom.

People who do stuff like this usually tend to not have to sign a lot of official forms.
 
2005-03-31 09:42:25 AM
I wonder if GoldenPalace.com is actually getting a return on all their money they keep flushing down the crapper.
 
2005-03-31 09:43:26 AM
Joe Kickass?
 
2005-03-31 09:43:49 AM
If Drew had just counted the votes, she'd be named UFIA Center right now.
 
2005-03-31 09:44:43 AM
And they wouldnt buy my "Santa Claus Will Bring You Arms" T-Shirt

Go Figure....

Don't help a guy out who types with his feet!!
 
2005-03-31 09:45:35 AM
hesselite: Oh hell yeah. They're probably doing great.

This is a trend that can stop ANY TIME NOW. Thanks.
 
2005-03-31 09:45:53 AM
Gawd I hate women called Terri.
 
2005-03-31 09:48:05 AM
Golf school? HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH HA!!!!!

She should just buy her some skanky clothes and a good pimp, get a jump on her future career.
 
2005-03-31 09:48:28 AM
How much would she have wanted to take the name "Hitler Tampon?"

/anyone?
 
2005-03-31 09:48:48 AM
this would be a whole lot funnier if goldenpalace.com suddenly got outbid by goldenshowers.com
 
2005-03-31 09:49:19 AM
I suppose this was inevitable.

/smacks forehead
 
2005-03-31 09:50:00 AM
Terri Iligan, 33, said she decided to sell her name to help send her daughter to the same golf school that Tiger Woods attended.

Yup, because that's guaranteed to get Tiger-like results.

Dumbass.
 
2005-03-31 09:51:17 AM
best.dumbass.tag.evar
 
2005-03-31 09:51:48 AM
TheBigPapi
If Drew had just counted the votes, she'd be named UFIA Center right now.

**************************
Yeah, I actually submitted along the same lines:
"GoldenPalace.com saves woman from being called "Duke Sucks Boston Garden".

But I didn't get the greenlight.
*sobs*
Nobody loves me!!
 
2005-03-31 09:52:24 AM
 
2005-03-31 09:52:38 AM
Crap, I wish I'd have seen this. I would have changed her first name to Gilligan.
 
2005-03-31 09:53:53 AM
To bad Fark wasn't the high bidder.
Meet the new Ms. Fark!
 
2005-03-31 09:53:55 AM
Now what else can we sell to goldenpalace.com (The casino, not the woman)?
 
2005-03-31 09:54:52 AM
sunbelly
Yeah, I actually submitted along the same lines:
"GoldenPalace.com saves woman from being called "Duke Sucks Boston Garden".


MUCH funnier. If I was a TFer, I would have voted for this.
 
2005-03-31 09:56:19 AM
MSNBC is reporting that Terri Schiavo is dead.


Finally.
 
2005-03-31 09:57:24 AM
Doesn't she look a bit like the face in the grilled cheese sandwich?

/I'd hit it... with a George Forman grill!
 
2005-03-31 09:57:32 AM
Fark should sell naming rights for a day. Think about all the beer that would buy, Drew!
 
2005-03-31 09:57:51 AM
When I think of gambling sites I've never visited, you can be damn sure I think of goldenpalace.com
 
2005-03-31 09:58:33 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Mrs. Goldenpalace.com is dead
 
2005-03-31 10:00:43 AM
I'm waiting for the invisible friend contingent to start changing their names to Terri Schiavo in protest.
 
2005-03-31 10:03:12 AM
Good luck applying for a credit card with that name, or paying anywhere with one for that matter.

And your kids are gonna have so much fun at school.
Why didn't she just approach Farkyou.com or BigKnockers.com?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Einstein
 
2005-03-31 10:04:33 AM
Her reason for doing it seems to make her a dumbass..

That being said, I probably would have done it for like 10 bucks. Maybe just some tater tots even.
 
2005-03-31 10:07:26 AM
ichbinschwein

Her reason for doing it seems to make her a dumbass..


What's wrong with a mother's devotion to her kids?
 
2005-03-31 10:08:23 AM
Lousy_Smarch_Weather!!
MSNBC is reporting that Terri Schiavo is dead.

And after all the trouble she went through to get her name changed, too.
 
2005-03-31 10:10:00 AM
Yeah, ain't life (or a persistant vegetative state) a biatch?
 
2005-03-31 10:13:03 AM
She should blackmail goldenpalace.com by threatening to go out and do some horrific deed and get her name on the front page. Wait - they'd probably actually like that.
 
2005-03-31 10:31:26 AM
its not that big of a deal. she just gained 15 grand, for doing something that, other than what she has to sign legally, is going to be transparent. She'll still be terri to all of her friends, anyone she talks to.

hell, I'd do it for 15 grand. thats a steal.
 
2005-03-31 10:36:45 AM
My husband is real supportive," she told WATE-TV in Knoxville

reminds me of the old joke:
"Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?"
 
2005-03-31 10:40:28 AM
Golf School?????? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! There's one born every minute. Brainiac. I guess you can go to golf school, get out and....wait on tables?
 
2005-03-31 10:42:23 AM
phedex:

its not that big of a deal. she just gained 15 grand, for doing something that, other than what she has to sign legally, is going to be transparent. She'll still be terri to all of her friends, anyone she talks to.

hell, I'd do it for 15 grand. thats a steal.


Hell, I'd do it for $10,000 after taxes.
 
2005-03-31 10:45:25 AM
phedex:

Totally. It's like Ben Stiller's character from Meet the Parents: Greg Focker is really Gaylord Focker. As long as you explain the situation when a question arises, no worries, and major bank.

Mr. Goldenpalace.com here I come.
 
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