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(IMDB)   Christopher Walken celebrates 62nd birthday today   ( divider line
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2005-03-31 03:26:39 AM  
Happy Birthday!
2005-03-31 03:39:45 AM  
2005-03-31 03:53:25 AM  
I would love to see the man or woman brave enough to give him the birthday spanking
2005-03-31 03:58:40 AM  
Chariset: I would love to see the man or woman brave enough to give him the birthday spanking

If he shows up at my door today I'll be sure to smack his ass 62 times and have my girlfriend take pictures.
2005-03-31 04:06:18 AM  
There is no way that I would touch his ass.

Which is my happy birthday present to him today ;)

Happy birthday Chris!
2005-03-31 05:10:50 AM  
Happy Birthday Chris!

Could any other Farkers use a little MORE cowbell?

/Good 3-1/2 minute audio remix of the greatest COWBELL ROCK of all time!
2005-03-31 07:33:30 AM  
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2005-03-31 07:34:40 AM  
Happy birthday, Christopher (assuming this isn't your prank you that pull on unsuspecting PAs).

May the worst of the next 62 be better than the best of the last 62!
2005-03-31 07:35:19 AM  
i have a birthday
and the only prescription
is 62 birthday cake candles
2005-03-31 07:35:37 AM  
Mr. Walken, Chris, we know you're watching. So happy Farking birthday.
2005-03-31 07:38:24 AM  
Lets all just be happy he's still Walken
//Worst pun ever
2005-03-31 07:39:56 AM  
Happy Birthday Chris! More Dance Music Videos if you please!
2005-03-31 07:40:35 AM  

Happy B-Day!!
2005-03-31 07:45:27 AM  
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Best.Bond Villian.Ever

Happy BDay. we love ya
2005-03-31 07:52:31 AM  
Happy farking Birthday dude

"I kept this watch in my ass for two years, now it's yours"

One of my favorite Walken quotes
2005-03-31 07:54:48 AM  
weapon of choice
2005-03-31 07:56:30 AM  
Will he make a fark cameo?
2005-03-31 08:01:23 AM  
What's the bottom line?
2005-03-31 08:06:19 AM  
needs more birthday cake.

one of my favorite scenes in any movie is in Deer Hunter, where he and DeNiro are planning their escape:
"what we is a second bullet." ROTFLOL!!!

thats what you call thinking outside the box....

(assuming this isn't your prank you that pull on unsuspecting PAs)
that was the first thing i thought of too. well, after the cowbell...
2005-03-31 08:08:23 AM  
Happy B-day august duke of equanimity.
2005-03-31 08:10:29 AM  
"Buckwheats, Jimmy, Buckwheats."
2005-03-31 08:11:02 AM  
Woo! Happy Birthday, fellow Aries!

(total deja vu)
2005-03-31 08:11:33 AM  
Buckwheats for everyone!
2005-03-31 08:11:37 AM  
Happy Birthday C
2005-03-31 08:11:44 AM  
I have Walkenhair. Actually, I am president of the Walkenhair fan club.
2005-03-31 08:15:20 AM  
My birthday too! Only I'm not 62. Also Herb Alpert, Ewan McGregor, and Al Gore. I think we March 31sts should organise a party together, that'd be interesting...

2005-03-31 08:17:32 AM  
Me, too. Well, I'm not 62, only 38, but w00t!

Happy birthday, Mr. Walken.
2005-03-31 08:19:16 AM  
happy birthday mr walken.

may you have as many as you want.
2005-03-31 08:21:32 AM  
He was great in Privateer 2
2005-03-31 08:24:16 AM  
He likes cake.
2005-03-31 08:26:26 AM birthday too...don't forget Caesar Chavez, Rhea Pearlman...Richard Chamberlain, and the immortal Gordie Howe (either immortal or just freakin old)
2005-03-31 08:28:24 AM  
I do enjoy his performances in the "Sarah, Plain and Tall" series of films ("Sky Lark" and "Winter's End"), with Glenn Close. Also, he was the psycho U.S. Marshall in "The Milagro Bean Field War". Quite a talented gentleman.
2005-03-31 08:28:46 AM  
forgive the stupid question but...

did walken post here or something or does everyone just think that he is cool?

/never got the whole "walken" thing
//loved communion though
2005-03-31 08:30:50 AM  
Happy birthday spacedman, h2oincfs, &TerpDon!
2005-03-31 08:33:27 AM  
I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is never understanding why.

Happy birthday
2005-03-31 08:34:41 AM  
/never got the whole "walken" thing

Bannination for Geeker026!

//nobody is cooler than Walken
///'cept maybe Malkovich
2005-03-31 08:35:46 AM  
Crispen, Todd and I would like to talk to you.
2005-03-31 08:35:46 AM  
Geeker026: forgive the stupid question but...

Read the FArQ, n00b......
2005-03-31 08:39:03 AM  
Thanks, Dr. Fey...btw, I've got you beat on Bacon degrees...I was an extra on homicide with richard belzer who was in a movie with kevin bacon.
2005-03-31 08:39:28 AM  
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/adjusts gold-plated diaper
2005-03-31 08:41:41 AM  
don't walk without rhythem
2005-03-31 08:46:36 AM  
Why wasn't this the first listing on Fark today? Shouldn't that be an automatic greenlight every year? Where Fark just automatically posts the listing by itself without being touched by human hands?
2005-03-31 08:48:15 AM  
You're the man, Ira.
2005-03-31 08:49:48 AM  
carl, ever hear of SkyNet?
2005-03-31 08:50:02 AM  
YAY !!!! Happy Birthday!!1
2005-03-31 08:50:38 AM  
Another farker who shares Mister Walken's Bday right here. Here's hoping your Birthday is better than mine. I had to have a Ph probe inserted into my esophagus at 7:30 this morning and I'll be wearing it for the duration of our birthday. Happy Birthday Gabriel!!!
2005-03-31 08:51:19 AM  
Here's to many, many more cowbells.

Weapon of Choice - Best video evar.
2005-03-31 08:53:31 AM  
Damn... Dude is farking OLD... Which means I'm getting old too. *sigh*
2005-03-31 08:55:38 AM  
"I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts."

That's right, cause you a badass!
Happy birthday Christopher Walken
2005-03-31 08:55:57 AM  
He's having a birthday? Me too! Only mine's on a different day!
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