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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Police find clues as to why firefighters were giggling and looking for some more Doritos and cupcakes on a recent call   (news.enquirer.com) divider line 81
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2005-03-29 01:32:12 PM  
I'd hit it! "intro to sweat leaf...cough, cough, cough, nah nah naananaaaa, nah nah naananaa"
 
2005-03-29 01:35:45 PM  
tbase: I'm with you in theory, BigTuna, but think about it...

I agree with everything you said and I've said the same things at some point or another. Can't quite tell if you believe that weed is a gateway drug, but if you do I'd suggest that alcohol or pain medication are the real culprits. Whatever alters your state of consciousness artificially for the first time is your gateway drug.

My post was definitely related to theory and not reality. If reality followed the theory, though, the violent crime rate would decrease sharply. Unfortunately, (most) politicians are too afraid of appearing "soft on crime" to consider the unintended effects of drug laws.
 
2005-03-29 01:36:30 PM  
graveleye wrote:

rules for growing pot:

1 - Dont tell anyone.
2 - do not allow fire hazards. (be careful)
3 - Dont tell anyone.
4 - dont do it on your own property
5 - dont tell anyone
6 - dont tell anyone
7 - dont tell anyone
8 - dont tell anyone
9 - dont tell anyone
10 - do not tell anyone.

did I mention to not tell anyone about your grow?

don't forget #11
11 - don't post that you are growing on an internet discussion thread.

MooseBayou: Please read #11.
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Screamingredmenace:

Good story. Kansas has it growing wild also, but that low grade, no THC type like in Nebraska used for making rope. He told stories about how when he was stationed at Fort Leavenworth they would take the prisoners out to pick the stuff and destroy it.

Funny how very low to no THC "rope weed" hemp is illegal to grow in the U.S. despite it being unable to get anyone high. It is cheaper than wood pulp and makes a higher quality paper and the synthetic rope we buy is made from plastics which is derived from crude oil. I wonder if the logging and oil lobby have anything to do with it?
 
2005-03-29 01:39:34 PM  
AHHH! Why does this have an amusing tag? Tragic, sad, any of those I could see. NOT AMUSING.

except for the image of the guy trying to flush it. That is amusing.
 
2005-03-29 01:41:24 PM  
heavymetal
You wouldn't by chance have a copy of Hemp for Victory would you?
 
2005-03-29 01:45:38 PM  
I have a day job, alright... I'm on the freakin' radio... The only problem is food service, custodial arts, and telemarketing ALL pay better.

But, I am a homeowner.
 
2005-03-29 01:47:58 PM  
heavymetal

Funny how very low to no THC "rope weed" hemp is illegal to grow in the U.S. despite it being unable to get anyone high. It is cheaper than wood pulp and makes a higher quality paper and the synthetic rope we buy is made from plastics which is derived from crude oil. I wonder if the logging and oil lobby have anything to do with it?

DuPont, the oil companies, tobacco companies, Nixon, Carter, Bush, Reagan, Clinton, Bush Jr....pick one, they're all to blame.
 
2005-03-29 01:50:10 PM  
I hate America...honestly. I do.
 
2005-03-29 01:51:59 PM  
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He would hit it.
 
2005-03-29 01:59:18 PM  
screamingredmenace:



http://www.archive.org/details/Hemp_for_victory_1942_FIXED
 
2005-03-29 02:07:45 PM  
Police find clues as to why firefighters were giggling and looking for some more Doritos and cupcakes on a recent call

Were they the ones to find the bomb?

/obscure?
//out of order?
 
2005-03-29 02:09:09 PM  
Okay, I'm a bit naive. If you burn that much weed CAN you actually get high standing downwind? How high? How far downwind? Or does it just disperse upward into the atmosphere?
 
2005-03-29 02:10:36 PM  
countertop
Thanks

I've actually seen more often than any sane person should. An activist friend of mine used to show it every chance he got.
 
2005-03-29 02:15:20 PM  
aidan

Most farkers posting to this thread would waste that must herb on an experiment to get those answers to you. If you're ever in a situation where you are required to supervise a burn like that I recommend having a large stick and make a show of stirring it up to "make sure it doesn't go out" inhale deeply as you lean over the pile. Try not to cry or cough it will give you away.
 
2005-03-29 02:25:27 PM  
Screamingredmenace

Most farkers posting to this thread would waste that must herb on an experiment to get those answers to you.

not this farker.

Aidan

If you burn that much weed CAN you actually get high standing downwind?

you wouldn't want to be anywhere near a burn like that. They usually add something toxic like plastic, nylon or even hair so it smells like burning shat. Not fun.
 
2005-03-29 02:25:51 PM  
it's wouldn't waste.
 
2005-03-29 02:26:19 PM  
Aidan

Ever sit in a really smokey bar? I imagine it would be about the same. You really don't inhale enough to take effect. Sure there is gonna be alot more smoke, beause this was a fire, but I doubt you would be able to stand and breath enough without asphyixiation(sp)setting in first. In high school, we used to think that rolling up all the windows in the car and "bake" when we smoked weed would get us higher. All it got us was dirty looks from the teachers and the principal asking why we reeked of weed.
 
2005-03-29 02:33:09 PM  
Thanks everyone. :)
 
2005-03-29 02:33:56 PM  
What surprises me is:

What's a typical UV lamp burn, say 1000 watts? Assume you need about 20 of them for this operation, and you need to burn them 10 hours a day to simulate the outside.

Thats 1KW times 20 times 10 times 30 = 600KW/ hrs / month being used by an empty house...and it took a fire to raise any eyebrows.
 
2005-03-29 02:35:28 PM  
heavymetal

do you seriously think that posting that you have a single plant on a internet chat is going to get you busted??? maybe you should tell that to these guys:

http://www.overgrow.com/

I don't understand you crazy paronoid Americans that really believe that your weed is coming from terrorists! You get your weed from Canada or Mexico/Central America or from domestics. NONE OF YOUR GANJA IS COMING THE MIDDLE EAST!!!111!!1!one!!!!eleven
 
2005-03-29 02:37:29 PM  
I am glad marijuana is illegal. It's not hard to imagine a system where one had to "sign up" for legal herb. It's also not hard to imagine a system of legalized, gov't grown outdoor schwag while the dank-diggity remains illegal. I think a lot of people, even people who smoke, are afraid of legalization.
 
2005-03-29 02:40:06 PM  
you wouldn't want to be anywhere near a burn like that. They usually add something toxic like plastic, nylon or even hair so it smells like burning shat. Not fun.

/farkin' dix
 
2005-03-29 02:41:24 PM  
Re:I don't understand you crazy paronoid Americans that really believe that your weed is coming from terrorists! You get your weed from Canada or Mexico/Central America or from domestics. NONE OF YOUR GANJA IS COMING THE MIDDLE EAST!!!111!!1!one!!!!eleven

If the Gov. can link to two together then the "Evil Doer/pot smoker" will have zero rights under the law.
Can you say "Police State."
 
2005-03-29 02:42:06 PM  
actually Chronster a very miniscule amount comes in from the MidEast...most of it goes to Europe and Asia. The majority of what hits America comes from South/Central America and Canada. The really good stuff is usually grown locally. Best way to tell where your sack came from? how dense are the buds? bricked nugs usually come from Mexico or Canada. The fluffy crons are usually local hydro.
 
2005-03-29 02:44:28 PM  
SmugDruggler
Police find clues as to why firefighters were giggling and looking for some more Doritos and cupcakes on a recent call

Were they the ones to find the bomb?


I'm looking for a Doritos trifecta. I'm offering bonus points if it's a boobies or weeners link as well.

/can't believe how much difficulty I'm having in typing while straight and sober.
 
2005-03-29 02:52:48 PM  
well, I've got taxes to do so I'm outta this thread.

I submit, for your edification...the most intelligent drug policy ever

smoke it up, buttercup.
 
2005-03-29 03:13:41 PM  
Officers said the larger plants were heavy enough that it took two officers to carry them.

But couldn't explain why they delivered them to the evidence room in 2 ziplok bags.
 
2005-03-29 03:29:47 PM  
man thats a piss load of weed
 
2005-03-29 03:44:35 PM  
Good time for Peter Tosh

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Some call it tampee
Some call it the weed
Some call it Marijuana
Some of them call it Ganja

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Singer smoke it
And players of instruments too
Legalize it, yeah, yeah
That's the best thing you can do
Doctors smoke it
Nurses smoke it
Judges smoke it
Even the lawyers too

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

It's good for the flu
It's good for asthma
Good for tuberculosis
Even umara composis

Legalize it - don't criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it

Bird eat it
And they leave it
Fowls eat it
Goats love to play with it
 
2005-03-29 04:24:27 PM  
danlpoon:

It's not hard to imagine a system where one had to "sign up" for legal herb. It's also not hard to imagine a system of legalized, gov't grown outdoor schwag while the dank-diggity remains illegal.

I think you have an overactive imagination.
 
cdo
2005-03-29 04:42:34 PM  
Isn't it better to prune the plant (keep it from growing to the size of a Christmas tree) and concentrate the plants energy on growing the, um, produce? I garden in the summer, and that's my plan. Seems to work for me, Jersey tomatoes are the bomb, and mine are some of the best you'll taste! Of course, I've never had any success growing products of this variety...
 
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