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(Denver Channel)   Barbie to lead a "cultural tour" of the 1960s and 1970s. Will discuss important things like Malibu beach houses, being slutty, why Ken was such a disappointment   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 31
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2005-03-29 09:00:14 AM
... and why Ken was such a disappointment

Have you seen his "package"?

/He has no penis
 
2005-03-29 10:50:56 AM
"He has no cash and prizes"

-- Dan Cook
 
2005-03-29 11:08:24 AM
No matter how many times we rearranged the shelves, we'd come back in the morning and the Ken dolls were always right next to the GI Joe action figures
 
2005-03-29 12:39:53 PM
I would advise anyone wanting to bash Barbie in this thread to reconsider. Google "Barbie lawsuits". Mattell's lawyers rival Scientology's lawyers.

They'll take your face off just for lookin' at 'em funny.
 
2005-03-29 02:54:32 PM
WHen my sister had the dolls, I remember thinking Skipper was hotter than Barbie.
 
2005-03-29 02:54:34 PM
I wish they taught shopping in school
Let's bake some cookies for the boys
Don't ask me; I'm just a girl
Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream
Thinking too much gives you wrinkles
My name is Malibu Barbie, but you can call me
 
2005-03-29 02:54:48 PM
Did the Barbie Crack Ho doll come out yet?
 
2005-03-29 02:54:59 PM
Mattel VS Morningbreath

Yeah, I would like to see that court docket
 
2005-03-29 02:55:39 PM
My name is Malibu Barbie, but you can call me (Wolf Whistle).
 
2005-03-29 02:56:57 PM
Ummmmm, is that Fark Personals person a girl?
Or a dude with a shiney vest?
 
2005-03-29 02:58:24 PM
SmiteSwift:

I've heard a lot of people say she looks like Pink or Angelina Jolie.
 
2005-03-29 02:58:45 PM
Barbie's slutty? She's been with Ken for about fifty years now.
 
2005-03-29 02:58:55 PM
Mattel is just too assamed that they ripped off a german sex doll for the barbie line.
 
2005-03-29 02:59:01 PM
The lack of a penis on Ken was just the beginning...



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2005-03-29 03:00:24 PM
She's been Ken's beard for fifty years.
 
2005-03-29 03:00:42 PM
With Pink, it really doesn't narrow it down.
 
2005-03-29 03:01:35 PM
Olaf beat me to it.

Of course, my friends and I had Barbie kill Ken because he was sleeping with Skipper. We watched just a few too many daytime soaps.
 
2005-03-29 03:03:14 PM


/love the hotlink
 
2005-03-29 03:03:49 PM
pwhp_67: Did the Barbie Crack Ho doll come out yet?

Yes.

 
2005-03-29 03:04:02 PM
I prefer Malibu Stacey, thank you very much.....
 
2005-03-29 03:04:59 PM
My writing teacher from college has a poem in this book: Mondo Barbie (pops)

There are two stories, by different authors, in which Ken has, um, transformed into 'Kendra.'

Also, it's printed on pink paper.
 
2005-03-29 03:09:20 PM
"Mattel is just too assamed that they ripped off a german sex doll for the barbie line"

Ah yes, the '60s "Free Love" model Barbie doll.
 
2005-03-29 03:19:42 PM

Can't believe no one else posted this....
 
2005-03-29 03:22:36 PM
African-american friend CHRISTIE??? lol

Should read, and she be educating you fools on the hip-hop culture and civil rights movements wit her sistas, Shaniqua and Tamika.
 
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2005-03-29 03:23:25 PM
 
2005-03-29 03:32:15 PM
Math is hard!
 
2005-03-29 03:44:23 PM
From the article:

In the '70s volume, Disco Barbie plans a dance and travels to Philadelphia to celebrate the Bicentennial and see Rocky on the art museum steps.

Will it ever be possible to remove the taint of Rocky from Philadelphia?
 
2005-03-29 03:46:08 PM
As long as it isn't Klaus Barbie leading a 'Kultur Tour' of the 1930s and 1940s...
 
2005-03-29 04:04:57 PM


The future of the "Barbie Diary of the Decade" book series is now in doubt after the famed doll was found naked and horribly mutilated in her hotel room this morning ...
 
2005-03-29 04:06:50 PM
Will it also feature Ken getting shot by the Weathermen?
 
2005-03-29 04:27:31 PM
I think I had 25 different barbies when I was growing up. Now I think they're all naked and headless in a drawer in my parents basement.
 
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