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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)   "I swear, your honor, I found that crystal meth in a trashcan. All $75,000 of it"   (bozemandailychronicle.com) divider line 61
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2005-03-28 02:48:12 PM  
Crank's a helluva drug
 
2005-03-28 03:03:19 PM  
Applesauce, biatch.
 
2005-03-28 06:02:10 PM  
Judge: "20 years, next!"
 
2005-03-28 06:02:24 PM  
Just send me to your nearest Peyote, Morning Glory, Jimson, Wormword or Cannibis plant(s).
 
2005-03-28 06:02:59 PM  
He should have smoked it really, really fast...
 
2005-03-28 06:03:35 PM  
sounds like something a tweeker would say
 
2005-03-28 06:03:48 PM  
Ahh, the "Tom Sizemore" defense.
 
2005-03-28 06:08:40 PM  
Ah, nothing like making drugs that destroy lives and create toxic waste.

If they'd just legalize weed this shiat wouldn't have to happen so much :(

/greed kills
 
2005-03-28 06:08:41 PM  
$75,000 approximate street price or wholesale?

I mean, hell, street prices as reported by the police and the media are always inflated to cartoony proportions. They find some dumb kid in the suburbs who would pay $200 out of their dumb-rich-suburban-kid allowance for a gram of whatever, and all of a sudden a pound costs just about a hundred thousand dollars.

I wish they'd report drug busts in actual weight and not "street price" so that the general public would get a good idea about what was getting people sent to jail for the rest of their lives.

-c
 
2005-03-28 06:10:20 PM  
The only gold mine I ever came across was a box of muffins still in the wrapper.

Did he eat it? Inquiring mind wants to know
 
2005-03-28 06:12:54 PM  
In other news... Montana has a crystal meth problem?

/used to go there every summer during the '70s
//never even saw a negro drug dealer
///the previous line was a little joke... be chill, brothas n sistahs
 
2005-03-28 06:13:03 PM  
Where's the Emilio Estevez/Charlie Sheen pic? I demand satisfaction.

"That's a damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy."
 
2005-03-28 06:13:34 PM  
a friend worked as a cable installer in camden nj, and once when setting up his truck he found about 2 lbs of weed inside the cable pedistal. he found the nearest cop to show him and was arrested for his efforts. he got out of it after spending around 7k in legal fees, including taking a polygraph and drug test, wiping down his truck and his hands.

after that fiasco he said he found guns, saw a shooting accross the street at a job, saw a robbery from up on a pole. never even bothered to speak to the cops about any of it.

sometimes people do find stuff, that's all.
 
2005-03-28 06:15:01 PM  
"He swears he found about $75,000 worth of drugs in some random garbage can."

I believe him - people throw away all kinds of good stuff. I once found half of a perfectly good Whopper in the dumpster behind a Burger King - yummy!!!
 
2005-03-28 06:15:22 PM  
[image from fusionanomaly.net too old to be available]
/Fairfax County anyone?
 
2005-03-28 06:15:24 PM  
chrismac: I mean, hell, street prices as reported by the police and the media are always inflated to cartoony proportions. They find some dumb kid in the suburbs who would pay $200 out of their dumb-rich-suburban-kid allowance for a gram of whatever, and all of a sudden a pound costs just about a hundred thousand dollars.

This is because the relationship between quantity and price of illegal drugs is not linear. The more you have in a single location, the higher the risk, and so the overall value is much higher. If you watched enough cop shows, you would know this.
 
2005-03-28 06:15:39 PM  
I wish they'd report drug busts in actual weight and not "street price" so that the general public would get a good idea about what was getting people sent to jail for the rest of their lives.

won't happen. ever. The media and gov't go for the "sensationalism". $75,000 worth of crank sounds like a lot more than it actually is. I'd guess it's around 100 pounds wholesale ($750 a pound)...street would be about 25-50 pounds ($1500-3000 a pound). yeah, it's WAY overinflated. poor man's coke my ass.
 
2005-03-28 06:16:47 PM  
Well , ya gotta give it to him for trying. I mean, ya gotta try.
 
2005-03-28 06:17:55 PM  
ive found some good shiat dumpsterdiving in madison when college was getting out. nothing to that extreme, but things i can use. my friend found nude pics of someone, now that one was hilarious. i think she kepted em too.
 
2005-03-28 06:21:24 PM  
A guy brought his prescription bottle in for a refill, and it had enought weed in it to load up a bong.

When I refilled his prescription, I just gave him a new bottle and returned the goods in his bag.

spleef420

How much meth do a person use at one time?

75 hits from a pound to make $10 hits @ wholesale?

Broktun
 
2005-03-28 06:22:20 PM  
Had to do it...

[image from comedycentral.com too old to be available]
 
2005-03-28 06:23:57 PM  
I had some friends who found a film canister completely filled with the stuff. They ran over it while backing out of a pot dealer's driverway. So they took it, salvaged it, snorted it, smoked it...

Never got into that whole scene.
 
2005-03-28 06:25:29 PM  
exploitedcorruption:

my friend found nude pics of someone, now that one was hilarious. i think she kepted em too.


When I worked at a photo lab in high school I saw a pic of one of the teachers with a feather in his ass and his male lover licking the feather... the copied picture made it's rounds...oh and it was a catholic school.
 
2005-03-28 06:25:44 PM  
"$1500-3000 a pound"

What a huge waste of money - you can get good quality rat poison at any hardware store fo $2 a pound, and it's quicker and every bit as effective...
 
2005-03-28 06:26:21 PM  
TheRealShadowspawn, wow I wouldn't doubt that. Be a good drop spot. I ID'd some people one time (minor crime), they didn't even know who I was or knew that I had seen them. Yet I got in the fricken whitness protection program for it. Great way to scare my parents. I know they do that shiat to cover their ass, because as part of the court statements they then knew my name. I don't know what I would do put in the same situation. Unless it was loss of life, I don't think I would give a statement.

As for finding $75K of meth, well I'd have to say that would be invested in two chicks at the same time. I figure I would work that sort of thing out with a big pile of meth.
 
2005-03-28 06:27:48 PM  
witness that is
 
2005-03-28 06:29:20 PM  
gameshowhost: Crystal meth is a white trash drug. And no, Bozeman is strictly negro-free. I think it's a town ordinance.
 
2005-03-28 06:29:57 PM  
Broktun
How much meth do a person use at one time?

depends on the user...I know people who go through an ounce a night @ $300-400+ per. $20 per 1/4 gram...do the math, it's expensive shiat.

75 hits from a pound to make $10 hits wholesale?

huh?
 
2005-03-28 06:31:23 PM  
"Awwwww.. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy."
 
2005-03-28 06:31:54 PM  
justanotherfarkinfarker,

[image from pcloadletterwtf.com too old to be available]

"Two chicks at the same time."
 
2005-03-28 06:34:20 PM  
I once ate a package of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
 
2005-03-28 06:35:33 PM  
splieef420

I was referring to this comment:
I'd guess it's around 100 pounds wholesale ($750 a pound)
As you can tell, I am clueless about meth, except I have a bottle of 100 on the shelf, 5mgs that cost $148.50/100 tabs.

Sorry for the confusion

Broktun
 
2005-03-28 06:48:55 PM  
Broktun

Adderal? that shiat's wicked...won't EVER touch it again.

148.50 per 100 is steep but it's more pure than the crap on the streets so it balances out. 1/4 gram costs about $20 (haven't used in 6 years so I'm going old school prices) according to my math (which sucks) you're paying about $75 per 1/4..you'd be better off with meth (kidding, don't do that shiat)
 
2005-03-28 06:55:44 PM  
Broktun

You have a prescription for methamphetamines? Coool!!!!
 
2005-03-28 07:03:41 PM  
spleef420:

No, Adderall is a combination of different amphetamine salts (dextroamphetamine saccharate, amphetamine aspartate monohydrate, dextroamphetamine sulfate, amphetamine sulfate). Once it gets processed in your body though, it is plain amphetamine.

Desoxyn is just methamphetamine. Some idiot doctor wrote it for weight loss for a 35 year old female. She was just arrested for dui. She got caught by running over herself while trying to pull out of a 7-11 at 2am. I had to go to court because later (after the Desoxyn but before the dui) she altered a prescription. Spent 2 hours at the court house before she put in a plea. Dumb biatch.

Please excuse any spelling errors, I do not have a decent spell check at work.

Broktun
 
2005-03-28 07:08:53 PM  
Ritalin and Adderall are considered Catagory 2 narcotics.

I am a happy retired hippie with a prescription for Ritalin 10 mg twice a day. Cost is about $1 per pill.

Similar to methamphetimines.

For me it's a sanity saving drug. I balanced a checkbook for the first time when I was 48.


I used to hunt for "white cross" on campus for YEARS!

Turns out my search to get high was simply a search to be able to focus properly.

Wierd times my friends
 
2005-03-28 07:17:20 PM  
not impressed:
[image from hiponline.com too old to be available]


/bales of cocaine
 
2005-03-28 07:31:00 PM  
I recently found a bunch of crystal meth (maybe 20-30 little baggies) in some bushes in my yard. I didn't know what it was, and threw it in the trash. Later, I started to think about it, and decided that I might have ought to have reported it. I called a friend's sister, who's a cop in rural Colorado, for advise, and described what I'd found. She about hit the roof, telling me I had some God-awful amount of crystal meth, and to call the locals right away.

So, I called up the Alameda County Sherrif's office, told them the same thing, and the (very) bored sounding desk person just asked if I *REALLY* wanted to report this "lost property," or if I just didn't want to keep or dispose of the stuff myself. Welcome to the Bay Area. Feh.
 
2005-03-28 07:40:12 PM  
[image from user.txcyber.com too old to be available]

"Who the fark stoled my trash stash?!?!"
 
2005-03-28 07:48:57 PM  
www.PushingBack.com
 
2005-03-28 07:54:43 PM  
2005-03-28 06:55:44 PM Ulyses


Broktun

You have a prescription for methamphetamines? Coool!!!!


No. I have dispensed prescriptions for methamphetamines.

Broktun
 
2005-03-28 07:58:00 PM  
2005-03-28 07:48:57 PM LushyLush

www.PushingBack.com


troll. have you nothing more to say? damned drunks.
 
2005-03-28 08:11:13 PM  
[image from tomzap.com too old to be available]

Enjoy!
 
2005-03-28 08:14:02 PM  
gameshowhost

yes, Montana has a meth problem. Great Falls is Particulalry bad. In one story from a few years ago one kid severley burned another because he splashed a pop bottle full of what he thought was water on his friend. Turns out it was the byproducts of CM production.

/from montana
/from a family with some hostory of drug abuse
/ran the fark away
 
2005-03-28 09:14:31 PM  
www.Push1ngBack.com-
yes it was a pointless troll.



there was a fun article about cannabis and mental disorders. not good to read as you smoke though....
 
2005-03-28 09:27:16 PM  
PushingBack is a joke. an antiquated joke, and not a funny one. the NDCP is obsolete and irrelevant.

for anyone that may have forgotten, these are the idiots that run the DARE program...and we all know how successful that has been. these are the people that have been flat LYING for 60 farking years and keeping this drug war going.

/end rant

I'm not buyin' this guys story about finding that much dope in the trash...unless it was a blown batch, then it's worth dick.
 
2005-03-28 09:32:57 PM  
TheRealShadowspawnL
a friend worked as a cable installer in camden nj, and once when setting up his truck he found about 2 lbs of weed inside the cable pedistal. he found the nearest cop to show him and was arrested for his efforts. he got out of it after spending around 7k in legal fees, including taking a polygraph and drug test, wiping down his truck and his hands.

after that fiasco he said he found guns, saw a shooting accross the street at a job, saw a robbery from up on a pole. never even bothered to speak to the cops about any of it.

sometimes people do find stuff, that's all.


He does the right thing and gets arrested for it?! He should have just sold it and made money on it instead have this stupid cop throw him in jail and waste his and the taxpayers money and possibly cost him his job. It's reasons like this that people don't trust cops.
 
2005-03-28 09:33:42 PM  
heh that site is funny as shiat. it gives some people a reason to think they have a purpose in life.

that site is funded by the NIH anyway, they NEED to publish biased news in order to justify their own existence. (gee the NIH never did anything bad or never was wrong in any of their reports, RIGHT?_

a few thousand years of human history just doesn't get erased; humans use drugs. hell the president of america wants all of his citizens on psychotrobes and has funding in the works just for that, starting with kids.
 
2005-03-28 10:03:45 PM  
"won't happen. ever. The media and gov't go for the "sensationalism". $75,000 worth of crank sounds like a lot more than it actually is. I'd guess it's around 100 pounds wholesale ($750 a pound)...street would be about 25-50 pounds ($1500-3000 a pound). yeah, it's WAY overinflated. poor man's coke my ass."
Actually it's a lot more like 750.00 an OUNCE. WHOLESALE. 70-150+ bucks a GRAM, street value, depending on location. It's worth more than GOLD people. That's why there's no shortage of people willing ot take the risks. Coke is about 900.00 an oz. Meth is a little cheaper than blow, but the high lasts WAAAAY longer, so it's "poor man's coke".
Didn't any of you dorks ever score drugs?
 
2005-03-28 10:04:21 PM  
 
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