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(The Age)   Birth control pill for men developed   ( divider line
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7349 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2002 at 10:45 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-25 10:47:20 AM  
What about me?
2002-03-25 10:47:28 AM  
Male lesbians?
2002-03-25 10:47:32 AM  
Too much whiskey works, too.
2002-03-25 10:47:58 AM  
On some people, I mean. Not me, of course.
2002-03-25 10:48:21 AM  
Just stand in front of a crotch-high microwave for 5 minutes a day. Works for me.
2002-03-25 10:49:15 AM  
Eh, just pull out and you'll be fine.
2002-03-25 10:49:37 AM  
"She swallowed my babies!!"
2002-03-25 10:50:19 AM  
Is FARK gearing up for April 1st? Ah . . . who cares.
2002-03-25 10:51:18 AM  
spiffy gives someone a fark a stiffy
2002-03-25 10:51:23 AM  
Cement shoes on the prospective mother.
Just kidding.
I don't wanna get biatched at for illegal dumping.
2002-03-25 10:52:00 AM  
You show me a woman that believes a guy he's "on the pill", and I'll show you a pregnant lady.
2002-03-25 10:52:03 AM  
If I were a woman, I still wouldn't trust the man for contraceptive control. It's the woman that ultimately has to bear the responsibility of a child.
2002-03-25 10:52:05 AM  
You mean...if I take this pill, I'll never get pregnant??? Where do I sign up? Wait a sec...I'm a man. Hmmm....
2002-03-25 10:52:24 AM  
Damn, coulda had a pill instead of getting snipped.
2002-03-25 10:52:39 AM  
Bongoman: Beats you to it, with several seconds to spare :-)
2002-03-25 10:52:40 AM  
Sweet...this has been a long time coming.

What about side effects though? One of the main drawbacks to previous versions was increased acne and weight gain....which makes it doubly effective when you think about it....
2002-03-25 10:53:24 AM  
well if people werent dumbasses when it came to stuff like this we wouldnt need it
2002-03-25 10:53:38 AM  
There is no way this will be allowed to go forward. NOW, the Association of Lawyers Who Get Rich Off of Paternity Suits (ALWGROPS), and the Pope will soon be launching a covert operation to "remove" anyone associated with this project.

But if it did actually happen, this might actually live up to the "SPIFFY" label.
2002-03-25 10:53:41 AM  
You guys are right...Fark sucks. I feel it's my duty to post about how badly it sucks three or four times in every thread today; that's the only way to improve it.
2002-03-25 10:53:44 AM  
I find that steady diet of bourbon, stems and seeds, and the occasional burst of radiation leave me quite sterile.

this spiffy/cool shiat is annoying as fark. If you're gonna flood something, I want to see boobies or sad. preferably boobies.
2002-03-25 10:53:49 AM  
Will it lead to weight gain or water retention??
2002-03-25 10:53:58 AM  
beat you to it. Those s's are just popping all over the place, as in spiffy.
2002-03-25 10:54:05 AM  
2002-03-25 10:54:20 AM  
Great! More for the catholic church to ban.

Hytes: Bonus points for you. No children=DINK. Gotta love it.
2002-03-25 10:55:06 AM  
It's monday. someone submit a spiffy Strong Bad link.
2002-03-25 10:55:10 AM  
I can't wait for Stupid day. No wait, thats been the last two days.
2002-03-25 10:55:52 AM  
Is the top of the page farked up for anyone other than myself? I think it's kind of [image from too old to be available].
2002-03-25 10:56:31 AM  
I'm over-spiffified. I must lie down now.
2002-03-25 10:56:41 AM  
shiat. I think I broke Fark.

[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-25 10:57:04 AM  
I'm sure the pro-lifers will find SOME angle to biatch about on this, too.
Rat [TotalFark]
2002-03-25 10:57:07 AM  
I got a pill that when I put it in my shoe, it makes me limp...

Is that birth control?
2002-03-25 10:57:12 AM  
GooberMcFly did that.
2002-03-25 10:57:44 AM  
Jeez, wouldn't it just be easier to smoke a ton of pot for fifteen years and go impotent that way?
2002-03-25 10:58:35 AM  
No, it's just you, Hytes.
2002-03-25 10:59:23 AM  
Rat: I don't think that women find limping men in a way it could be. But then again, Forrest Gump got the chick.
2002-03-25 10:59:25 AM  
Lest I join the throng of grousers on tag issues... I want to know if this is going public soon - I've got an appointment to get snipped soon...
2002-03-25 11:00:06 AM  
Fb- won't be the father
2002-03-25 11:00:43 AM  
Kind of sucks for the research participant witht he shots that didn't work so well. And what about the control group?
2002-03-25 11:01:29 AM  
Sorry, Digit, but I'm actually going on my second term.
2002-03-25 11:02:17 AM  
Just ignore the 'spiffy' thing. Who knows why the same tag is being used. The stories are still all 'Fark related.'

I wonder what the failure rate, or the 'snuck one past the goalie' risk will be for this.

'Modano, back to Zubov, he shoots, Hasek the save, Modano, the rebound, HE SCORES!'
2002-03-25 11:02:36 AM  
Is it me...or has Fark suddenly become ??? Hmm...just like a woman's rear. (see Loch Ness thread to get this joke)
2002-03-25 11:03:13 AM  
You all know that your wives/girlfriends(hands) are going to make you take the pill now. I've been lucky myself, I make the woman pay for it and worry about taking it. I'll be damned if I'm on the pill!
2002-03-25 11:04:25 AM  
oops...there was supposed to be a "WIDE" before the "???". Slow day.

Supposed to read like this:

Is it me...or has Fark suddenly become WIDE??? Hmm...just like a woman's rear. (see Loch Ness thread to get this joke)
2002-03-25 11:04:28 AM  
i live here in lexington, and i found out through some mutual friends of mine and drew's that apparently dannypants is changing all of the tags.
2002-03-25 11:05:12 AM  
who is dannypants?
2002-03-25 11:06:23 AM  
a real d!ckhead
2002-03-25 11:07:19 AM  
String him up.
2002-03-25 11:08:06 AM  
He's a mod? Or can anybody create havok on fark?
2002-03-25 11:12:09 AM  

Anyway on the topic of the actual article:

"But honey; I won't get your preggers; I'm on the pill!" *rolls eyes*

2002-03-25 11:13:12 AM  
I am responsible for cool and spiffy
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