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(AP)   Church official wants Prince Charles to apologize to his horse's ex   (theiowachannel.com ) divider line
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2005-03-28 10:01:16 AM  
Soon to be HRH (Her Royal Horse), Queen Camilla
 
2005-03-28 01:59:47 PM  
Sorry, ol' boy, about that humping your horse thing. Here's a knighthood for your trouble. I dub thee 'Sir Lookstheotherway'.
 
2005-03-28 02:37:20 PM  
Got anymore horse jokes, folks?

/Waiting for more Mr. Ed jokes...
 
2005-03-28 02:39:26 PM  
glad to finally get back to the important news.
 
2005-03-28 02:40:56 PM  
Being from Canada, I have never understood anyone giving a shiat what these people do, especially in the States. We got rid of them, the Enquirer should get over it, too.
 
2005-03-28 02:41:19 PM  
They want him to apologize?
Shouldn't she be the one to apologize for being an adulterous ho? Yea or neigh?
 
2005-03-28 02:42:31 PM  
"to his horse's ex" *Phew* at first glance I read "For His Horse Sex".

Then I saw the photo...
 
2005-03-28 02:42:41 PM  
I believe he was an adultererer, as well. Princess Chicky was still alive when they saddled up for the first time.
 
2005-03-28 02:43:04 PM  
[image from equinealley.furtopia.org too old to be available]
 
2005-03-28 02:43:08 PM  
I wonder how she will look in her "bridle" gown?

// Shouldn't her ex be thanking Charles?
 
2005-03-28 02:43:18 PM  
Looks like it'll be an unexpectedly interesting career for Samuel Vestey, 3rd Baron Vestey (the current Royal Master of the Horse) (Wikipedia)
 
2005-03-28 02:43:23 PM  
When asked if she was aware of this request, Camilla said, "neigh..."

Can't believe this isn't posted yet.
 
2005-03-28 02:43:43 PM  
Squawky,

over/under on how many pick up on it?
 
2005-03-28 02:44:02 PM  
If i were prince charles i would make a royal decree declaring Racheal weiz and Elizibeth Hurly co- princesses and id have that other horse taken out back to the stables
 
2005-03-28 02:44:44 PM  
Good to see that the Church of England is no longer afraid to get involved in a relationship between a Royal and a horse.

If only they'd done it earlier, Prince Charles' ears may have been a little smaller.
 
2005-03-28 02:46:13 PM  
When the Church of England apologizes for the Crusades, then Charles can apologize...

Besides, there's a long-standing tradition of royalty dallying with horses, isn't there?
[image from lacquerbox.com too old to be available]
/Catherine the Great
 
2005-03-28 02:47:30 PM  
Camilla....every time I hear her name, I think of that muppet chicken that hung out with Gonzo all the time....
 
2005-03-28 02:47:33 PM  
maynert: Princess Chicky was still alive when they saddled up for the first time.

Princess Chicky was a baby when Charles and Camilla saddled up for the first time :-)
 
2005-03-28 02:48:11 PM  
Shouldn't that first thing up there called a post have a link with a warning instead of a NSFW pic? Are the moderators asleep?

And I think it's terrible all the horse/Camilla jokes. I can't stop laughing and you are making me feel guilty, so stop it.
 
2005-03-28 02:48:44 PM  
Shouldn't the ex be thanking Prince Charles?
 
2005-03-28 02:49:11 PM  
Clavis, the Anglican Church did not exist during the Crusades.
 
2005-03-28 02:49:13 PM  
....because British monarchs have a long history of being receptive to ecclesiastic censure.


/second try for these farked-up servers.
 
2005-03-28 02:49:33 PM  
Is the ex Willie Shoemaker?
 
2005-03-28 02:49:57 PM  
Bishop David Stancliffe said church rules dictate Charles must atone for committing adultery.

[image from greatdreams.com too old to be available]

It's a little too late for that, don't you think?
 
2005-03-28 02:50:13 PM  
Actually CtG died on a commode just like Elvis.

The whole horse thing is a historical myth. Though darned funny.
 
2005-03-28 02:50:57 PM  
Being from Canada, I have never understood anyone giving a shiat what these people do, especially in the States. We got rid of them, the Enquirer should get over it, too.

Remind everybody how you 'got rid of them' when he becomes the King of Canada, just as his mother is the Queen of Canada
 
2005-03-28 02:51:27 PM  
BTW ... Loved the headline. LMOA.
 
2005-03-28 02:51:38 PM  
Great. Now I've got a Bloodhound Gang song stuck in my head.
 
2005-03-28 02:51:44 PM  
Maynert,

Yeah. I guess thats why Canada still has the farking Queen of England on it's money.
 
Ewe
2005-03-28 02:55:52 PM  
wow, horse jokes...lets make fun of people for how they look!

Not that I don't wish the Monarchy should be scrapped and forced to live in council houses
 
2005-03-28 02:56:06 PM  
Normally I just shrug all the antics of the church and the royals off as retarded, but this is actually pretty amusing.

The church, for once, is actually doing the right thing by publically humiliating Chuck the Scumbag.

/cheer

It almost makes up for all those little boys over the past few hundred years. But not quite.
 
2005-03-28 02:56:53 PM  
Here's an alternate solution for Chuck:

1. Trade said horse for a dog.
2. Shoot dog.
3. No profit potential but still a fair deal.
 
2005-03-28 02:57:38 PM  
Why doesn't Charles have his head by devine order? End of story. Is there a story?
 
2005-03-28 02:58:53 PM  
1. Marry horsefaced ex-girlfriend of royal.
2. Look the other way while she breaks up royal's marriage.
3. Step aside.
4. Get on payroll when royal marries Horsey.
5. Profit!
 
2005-03-28 02:59:02 PM  
SemanticVandal: The whole horse thing is a historical myth. Though darned funny.


I hear that Rasputin was "hung like a horse"
 
2005-03-28 02:59:08 PM  
>> I guess thats why Canada still has the farking Queen of England on it's money. <<

Does having "In God We Trust" on all your money mean all Americans are religious nutjobs?

The Queen has little, if anything, to do with Canada. There are some ceremonial hold-overs, yes, but she has no effective power in Canada. This is fairly obvious, unless you're ignorant.
 
2005-03-28 02:59:43 PM  
She's a figurehead only. Kinda like Bush.
 
2005-03-28 03:01:43 PM  
Does having "In God We Trust" on all your money mean all Americans are religious nutjobs?

Well....
 
2005-03-28 03:02:55 PM  
Of course, our monarch also has a horse-faced wife:

[image from thegully.com too old to be available]
HEE HAW!
 
2005-03-28 03:03:58 PM  
I can Google, too. Canada is not in bold on this list. We left and I won't speak for the aristocracy that still exists in our gov't. And as far as the money, we have Prime Ministers on there, as well. It's called history.
 
2005-03-28 03:04:50 PM  
 
2005-03-28 03:05:25 PM  
the queen of england is in fact, the head of the canadian government.

In essence, she rules the country.
 
2005-03-28 03:06:30 PM  
Not closing tags makes the baby jebus cry. Sorry.
 
2005-03-28 03:12:04 PM  
I know the Catherine the Great thing is an urban legend (royal legend?). I was just going along with the whole "horse" thing.

And as for the Crusades and the "Anglican Church", there are too many branches, schisms and splits to keep track of. Who can keep track of who was responsible for the Crusades, the Inquisitions, the forced conversions, the rapine and genocide, the centuries of subjugation and ignorance, blah blah blah? They're all the same -- a bunch of Jesus-worshippers. Smelly, too!
 
2005-03-28 03:12:47 PM  
In the 70's PM Trudeau repatriated our constitution, rendering political ties with England mostly symbolic, and the head of the gov't was the lt. Gov., official representative of the crown.

Quebec did not sign this document and has yet to, so I guess we are still royal subjects.

This is all irrelevant since our country, just like the US, is run by special interest groups and lobbys.
 
2005-03-28 03:15:52 PM  
Clavis-

Straight Dope goes into detail as to the etiology of those rumors. Seems that her detractors disapproved of her keeping pretty boys around, the rumors probably originated in Poland.
 
2005-03-28 03:16:05 PM  
They just need to get rid of all the royals and everybody connected. They are just a laughing stock !!!
 
2005-03-28 03:19:03 PM  
Diana wasnt all that either...too plain. Chuck should have gotten a Fark woman
 
2005-03-28 03:20:21 PM  
>>
the queen of england is in fact, the head of the canadian government.
In essence, she rules the country.
<<

In essense, you have no idea what you are talking about.
 
2005-03-28 03:22:26 PM  
Diana was no prize either. Just look at her.
 
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