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A twist of fate turns into a heartwarming coming of age tale when a washed up Hollywood stunt driver finds redemption in a moment of heroism and delivers an emergency sewing kit to a young man in dire straits, moments before the prom. In a world without hems, one man made a difference, Redemption Wore Brown.
Starring Edward Norton, Sean Connery, and Richard Simmons in a breakthrough dramatic performance as Chippy, the grizzled UPS Dispatcher. Coming soon to a theatre near you.
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