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(Some Guy)   Create your dream riceburner   ( divider line
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8408 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2002 at 12:17 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-24 12:19:35 PM  
2002-03-24 12:19:59 PM  
Enough with the "Cool" links already.
2002-03-24 12:20:08 PM  
Blarr! Head..hurt from cool....kill!
2002-03-24 12:20:54 PM  
Have the moderators permanently gone to lunch?
2002-03-24 12:25:47 PM  
seriously...enough with the Cool already
2002-03-24 12:31:16 PM  
I swear, some of you have got to be some of the most spoiled little biatches ever;
Fark: Hey, here's some cool websites we thought you might like...
S.L.B.'s: Oh, that is so 5 minutes ago! Wer'e bored! Fark sucks!
Well I just got two words for ya; you, and fark. Not necessarily in that order.
2002-03-24 12:31:52 PM  
I hate those farking loud ass little rice burners. When will those dumbasses realize that a loud exhaust and a gigantic fin won't make their tiny little peckers seem any bigger.
2002-03-24 12:33:18 PM  
cooler the first time
2002-03-24 12:36:58 PM  
Repeat. Sorry, but I had to repeat it.
2002-03-24 12:37:34 PM  
Hey Hey Hey...easy on the racial stereotypes. Us Asian males are a little sensitive about the "little peckers" thing. Kinda puts a cramp on our style. We prefer the "Smart, Fortune 500 bound, Kung-Fu Master" stereotypes. Hey, we all can't be black men y'know. LOL
Rat [TotalFark]
2002-03-24 12:39:37 PM  
and on a side note...Big Trouble in Little China is on FX
2002-03-24 12:40:57 PM  
This thing is hilarious. This, I suppose, actually deserves the [image from too old to be available] tag.
2002-03-24 12:43:01 PM  
retarded link
2002-03-24 12:50:16 PM  
Super Gay.

This is "COOL":
[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-24 12:58:16 PM  
When the fark did I mention anything about Asians?

Obviously you have a complex about YOUR little pecker. In my city, we get white, black, hispanic and asian guys driving those farking things. They are called RICE BURNERS because they are typically japanese cars. I have a Toyota SUV and I am not asian.

Maybe you should get one of those dick enlargers advertised in the occasional spam.

2002-03-24 12:58:33 PM  
I can still see the paint job. The car needs more giant stickers.
2002-03-24 12:58:41 PM  
Where are the Type R stickers?
2002-03-24 01:00:07 PM  
BTW, working for a Fortune 500 is for retarded drones. I did that straight out of college and hated it. Now I make 3 times more money and I can wear jeans to work.
2002-03-24 01:06:24 PM  
Lighten up Blubble...

BTW...I'm so proud of you on that job thing.
2002-03-24 01:07:44 PM  
You're the one that accused me of being racist. I'm only perjudiced against tibetan bisexuals with moles on their asses.
2002-03-24 01:10:20 PM  
Hey no one accused anyone of being racist..."riceburner" can be taken different ways. I really don't farkin' care about the stereotypes, but it's funny how Asians got stuck with that one in particular.
2002-03-24 01:13:54 PM  
"Type R" is a variant of Hondas and Acuras. They look similar to the regular Civic or Integra or whatever, but have a different engine and stuff. They have "Type R" on them so you can tell the difference.

But some of these idiots, instead of actually buying a "Type R", just get a sticker that says "Type R" and hope no one notices the difference.
2002-03-24 01:20:33 PM  
heh am i the only one that liked that? hey it ate up some time.. its not a repeat its v2.0 for anyone who cares.. hehh
2002-03-24 01:24:47 PM  
hey, they think that type R sticker is good for at least 10 or 20 RWHP!
2002-03-24 01:27:55 PM  
What's RWHP??
2002-03-24 01:34:08 PM  
Rat:and on a side note...Big Trouble in Little China is on FX
Hehe cool im watching it right now
Best. Movie. Ever
2002-03-24 01:37:39 PM  
I have an idiot friend who bought a used Lexus GS 300 and put a GS 400 badge on it. Talk about insecure.
2002-03-24 01:40:56 PM  
I agree with Blubble. People that think that they're cooler just 'cause they can get their car louder don't seem to make sense to me. I can get a screwdriver and punch holes in my muffler and get it louder. Look at me, I'm cool. :-/
2002-03-24 01:41:11 PM  
On another note, there is one riceburner I would love to own. I test drove a Subaru WRX. That is a truly badass ride. Unfortunately, it is too small to put my kids in the back. Not to mention, I would be scared shiatless driving around next to all the SUV's on the freeways.
2002-03-24 01:51:17 PM  
Tacky Paint Job.....................25-35 HP
Screwed Up Ride Height..............5-15 HP
Shiny Wheels/Rims...................20 HP
Ridiculous Body Kit.................50 HP
Spoiler Roughly The Size Of Tokyo...150 HP
Altezza Tail Lights.................10 HP
Blacked Out Headlights..............10 HP
Fake Brake Rotors...................5 HP
Colored Calipers....................5 HP
Exhaust The Size Of A Coffee Can....120 HP
Retarded Decals/Stickers............10-50 HP each
Completely Black Windows............25 HP
Looking Like A Total Jackass........Priceless
2002-03-24 01:53:56 PM  
Honda S2000 ;}
2002-03-24 01:57:10 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-24 01:58:30 PM  
i am a dork...after 20 tries in the drag race back ground I actually registered that .502 second reation time with my slammed Farkus...

RE: Blubble - I have a WRX and if take corners properly you should be able to squeeze at least 3 kids into one of the back seats...opposite the side that you're taking that corner :)
2002-03-24 02:14:38 PM  
w00t. I just got .501 in the drag race. :)
2002-03-24 02:37:33 PM  
That car is pretty funny Octer, but I've seen a truck... with a spoiler... just like that.... out here somewhere. I should take a picture of it. Its classic.... 2 spoilers actually, theres one on the cab, and one on the back of the bed.... its...... amazing....
2002-03-24 02:46:27 PM  
I honestly don't think these cars go fast enough to warrant the need for a spoiler.
2002-03-24 03:10:43 PM  
Still can't beat the Walken-Mobile
2002-03-24 03:14:03 PM  
(sigh) try 2

[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-24 03:43:08 PM  
To all the chucklfarks yelling 'repeat' - this is a newer version than the one from months ago. He added the Neon and the Volkswagen. He now has the drag thing serving a purpose. There are also VIN numbers to save your cars.

Want to have fun? Type in A111 as a VIN number. Keep experimenting. So far I've made a nice little Civic monster truck by dicking around with the numbers.
2002-03-24 03:49:11 PM  
woah- this is my first link to get posted *sniffle*
2002-03-24 04:01:57 PM  
Yeah, friggin' riceburners are pathetic. Ya know what ya get when you drive a Honda Civic then you drop $100,000 into decals and fart pipes? The answer is YOU STILL DRIVE A HONDA CIVIC.
2002-03-24 04:27:18 PM  
I happen to like my little rice-burner! (The one with the wheels I mean... My wife has never burned any rice that I can remember)

My 2001 Suzuki Intruder 1500 LC
2002-03-24 04:29:01 PM  
Oops.. Try that again...
I happen to like my little rice-burner! (The one with the wheels I mean... My wife has never burned any rice that I can remember)
[image from too old to be available]
My 2001 Suzuki Intruder 1500 LC
2002-03-24 04:32:13 PM  
those rice burners get on my nerves every since fast and the furious, everyone thinks they drive a race car just cause they have a rice burner with a exhaust system on it witch sounds shiaty anyways. my brother just bought a new ford lightning, i would like to see any ricer try to match it, i told him he should get a sticker or somthing that says something like i eat rice for dinner, something along that line
2002-03-24 05:25:41 PM  
how can an australian car be a rice burner? blubble

ok so if the car is fast with less than a 4.0 liter v8 its a rice burner?

or if its made in any country other than the us its a rice burner?

oh ok i get it if it has a turbo its a rice burner

i dont like hondas either but its still dosent make since to call every car thats not american a rice burner

i have a 97 M3 with loud exhaust is it a rice burner
mabey a sauerkraut burner
i prefer to call it the any-american-car-u-have burner
2002-03-24 05:27:31 PM  
Just checked out that Lightning you mentioned (hadn't heard of it till now)

380bhp. Jesus god.
2002-03-24 05:29:16 PM  
splurge and get the M5 steptronic. :P
2002-03-24 05:35:30 PM  
i wish
2002-03-24 06:39:51 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-24 07:23:56 PM  
Another good VIN: AA1AAA
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