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8504 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2002 at 3:35 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-23 03:38:58 AM  
2002-03-23 03:39:20 AM  
I would have believed it if they hadn't listed North Dakota and Montana as the home of the boss of the planet.
2002-03-23 03:39:28 AM  
They're collecting in the "Black Water" in Florida.
2002-03-23 03:42:27 AM  
2002-03-23 03:44:25 AM  
i thought Maine had the "new" area 51. their information was dated 1995.

feh,meh, and B.S.
2002-03-23 03:49:17 AM  
Oh. My. God.

I didn't read any further than the main page... I felt my brains starting to liquify the instant I laid eyes on it and couldn't go on.
2002-03-23 03:49:29 AM  
I can't believe there isnt an alien base in California. Nobody would even notice them here.
2002-03-23 03:53:39 AM  
Are the people that do this website kin to the ones that killed themselves & covered their bodies in purple sheets?
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-23 03:54:31 AM  
A classified government photo taken from an alien base in Barcelona, Spain. Notice the hideous alien on the right.
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2002-03-23 03:57:47 AM  
I'm a hybrid.
2002-03-23 03:59:23 AM  
they forgot to mention Manitoba.
2002-03-23 04:00:29 AM  

Bakersfield isn't an alien cult base? So, people can end up like that normally? That's scary.
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-23 04:00:52 AM  
In this classified image, a Grey is exchanging DNA samples with a homo-sapien for development of a Hybrid.
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2002-03-23 04:07:47 AM  
This just in from the Atlanta CDC. Mega Moron Wave activity has been detected. The public is advised to immediately seek shelter behind any approved moron wave absorber. Your nearest Approved Moron Wave absorbers in Farkistania are standing by to provide protection about 3/4 of the way down the title page in the religious piechart thread.

This has been a Public Service Announcment.
2002-03-23 04:09:31 AM  
... Near Eagle Lake in Northern Maine?

Road trip! Gonna bag me some ay-lee-en. W00t.

Wow, that site was lame. :)
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-23 04:10:43 AM  
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2002-03-23 04:15:40 AM  
Ok folks, let me make it clear. There is a God, he/she/whatever made order out of chaos. That is it. He/she/whateveer quit after that. That is it. There are no aliens, no one is going to save us, Jesus doesn't care. This is it. Live it. Live it to the fullest.

That is all. That is it.
2002-03-23 04:15:46 AM  
Wow, did you see this:
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I count 12 UFO's hovering behind Bush, plus one on his lapel!

We're doomed!
2002-03-23 04:18:16 AM  
Acccording to his list of the real sixteen leaders of the world, "Terminal # 12" is none other then.... "The Professor"

I wonder if Gilligan and the Skipper are in on it too! (Three hour tour my ass!)
2002-03-23 04:21:45 AM  
another non-cosmiverse post. We can beat this thing. One post at a time
2002-03-23 04:22:11 AM  
And from these bases the aliens conduct thier rigourous anal probing, you thought they'd offer us unlimted knowlegde or the secret to the universe or something...
2002-03-23 04:44:12 AM  
I can't believe I'm the first...

"All your base are belong to us!"
2002-03-23 04:48:03 AM  
Speak up Buggery. I want to believe...
2002-03-23 05:08:17 AM  
if anyone wants to see real live aliens in thier colony, take I-5 in Oregon to Eugene. I believe its the only explanation for people who banned christmas trees....have annual "hug your tree" rallies, have at least one good anarchy march a year, legalize weed, and promote assisted suicide. Yup. It explains it all.
2002-03-23 05:56:43 AM  
That 'Mars landing' video is a fake... it was used in a U.K. spoof of life on Mars thingy several years ago.
2002-03-23 06:26:55 AM  
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Obviously the author of the website is one of three things:
-Writes for the Weekly World News
-Was killed off by the Illuminati for knowing too much
-Is a farking PCP fiend.

I like the idea of him being all three... specially' that second one.

2002-03-23 07:14:27 AM  
aliens are just looking for their version of the cliche kitty
2002-03-23 07:15:34 AM  
Good news everyone! Today we'll be delivering a crate of straightjackets to Dementia IX - the loonie planet.
2002-03-23 07:22:46 AM  
if your smoking ...anything....put the shiat down
2002-03-23 08:27:41 AM  
Please tell me that that site is a joke.

Also, if the "WORLD ALIEN HEADQUARTERS FOR TERRORISM!!" in Saudi Arabia truly did have:
4 very fast Space Ships
A sophisticated computer net.
7 ET Computer experts.
15 terrestrials computer experts
5 ET plan organizers

.......then wouldn't we all have been farked by now?
2002-03-23 08:43:11 AM  
Ivory7th: I hear ya! Where's the true beleivers when you need 'em?
2002-03-23 08:50:02 AM  
Ok at the risk of sounding dumb, Who is the illuminati? I know it's some kind of compsiracy thing but I've only recently started hearing the phrase anyone wanna fill me in? Is it like the Patriots from MGSII? Or in my mind what GWB's shadow gov, should be? A hidden power that controls world politics?
2002-03-23 09:24:58 AM  
The illuminati is a superoir alien reptillian race. Apparently, they travled to ancient Egypt and breed with Egyptians to form a hybrid species. After that, they set up some base in either (can't remember) Antarctica or the North Pole from where they control all the political activities in the world. They do sound like the Patriots from MGSII. I will now be regressed into a government harvested fetus...
2002-03-23 09:42:57 AM  
That's a load of bull. It's all controlled by the Pentavorate. They meet tri-annually in a secret place in the Rockies known as "The Meadows". The members are the Queen. The Vatican. The Getty's. The Rothchilds. And Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee, beady eyes and the smug look on his face, "Oh, you want to buy my chicken? Ohhhh."
2002-03-23 09:55:34 AM  
wtf? is this stuff real?
2002-03-23 10:28:38 AM  
"They know in what shape the planet is, and when they take over they want, to re-generate it"

They know what shpe the planet is! I repeat: they know what shape the planet is!
2002-03-23 10:45:16 AM  
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All your planet are belong to me, hmmm?
2002-03-23 10:51:45 AM  
I can vouch for the base in Fond du lac WI.
2002-03-23 11:03:31 AM  
What about the reverse vampires and the saucer people?
2002-03-23 11:07:14 AM  
They all assemble in Ybor City in Tampa on Fri. and Sat. nights....Spa Fon!
2002-03-23 11:15:40 AM  
Not everybody can look so good in a tinfoil hat.
2002-03-23 11:22:18 AM  
Was this lecture translated by Babel fish a couple of times? Or was it written by an elementary school kid?

Alternative 3 Lecture (or, "Why does my jacket button in the back?")
2002-03-23 11:26:02 AM  
hmm, texas seems to be spared, for we have no bases
2002-03-23 11:33:24 AM  
>>>>Bigdawg: Ok at the risk of sounding dumb, Who is the illuminati? I know it's some kind of compsiracy thing but I've only recently started hearing the phrase anyone wanna fill me in? Is it like the Patriots from MGSII? Or in my mind what GWB's shadow gov, should be? A hidden power that controls world politics?

OK, here's the scoop on the Illuminati (aka the Bavarian Illuminati). The BI supposedly really existed, back in the 1700's; the question today is "do they still exist"? Various propeller heads and tin-foil-hat types say yes; more level-headed types say no.

The BI was supposedly founded in 1751, I believe, by Adam Weishaupt, a defrocked Jesuit priest. It was a "secret society", and it's stated goals were the overthrow of the Catholic Church and all governments, the establishment of a New World Order (sound familiar?) and the elevation of humanity to a "higher plane of existence".

If you've studied any history of this period, you'll realize that the core concept here isn't as outlandish as it seems: this was a time of huge intellectual and political upheaveal in Europe; there were a LOT of very unhappy intellectuals, and several so-called secret societies flourished.

The BI was supposedly wiped out by the Bavarian police when a BI courier was killed by lightening and various BI documents fell into police hands. Weishaupt and a few other members supposedly fled to France.

Now it starts getting very weird. One of the secret societies of the time was, of course, the Masons (which is, in fact, still a very secretive "society" at least at the upper levels). The BI survivors supposedly infiltrated the Masons in France and established "a Secret Society within a Secret Society".

Supposedly, The BI was instrumental in the French Revolution.

Also, there are surviving portraits of Weishaupt. Interestingly, he was a dead ringer for George Washington. The conspiracy theorists would have us believe that Weishaupt came to America, killed Washington, and took his place.

It is a known fact that Franklin and a whole slew of other Founding Fathers were 33rd degree Masons.

Interesting, the Illuminati symbol was/is an eye inside a pyramid (this was, of course, an old symbol, and has been used by other groups). But check out the dollar bill.​o=no&fs= web

There are other theories: that the BI was actually a continuation of a secret society formed much earlier (i.e.: ancient Egypt); that they are from Lemuria, etc. It gets very weird and paranoid.

One theory is that there are so many theories precisely because this functions as protective camoflage - no one knows the real truth, and no one can get a "bead" on the Illuminati and it's true purpose because their sinister plots are often contradictory and pitted against each other.

There is a truly hilarious trilogy of sci-fi/fantasy books called "Illuminatus" by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea (check it out here: ) that explains the whole concept.

2002-03-23 11:34:59 AM  
only comment i have is that the caption "(the real source of world terrorism)" is in the wrong place. It should be listed next to the United States of America, not Saudi Arabia.
2002-03-23 11:35:15 AM  
Geez, once again History Majors are excluded from all the cool jobs...

If this was true, why would this guy's sight still be up?
2002-03-23 11:42:48 AM  

Are you just TRYING to start a flame war, or are you naturally one of the least intelligent people on the planet?
2002-03-23 12:05:11 PM  
Information received on 16/2/97.

Place: Livingstone area, direction Big Timber - South West from Big Timber.


Base disguised as a Ship Repair Base.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........................​........ .............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......short of breath can't laugh...anymnore...HA..OK thats the last one.
2002-03-23 12:14:15 PM bases in arkansas...their work here must be finished
2002-03-23 12:19:12 PM  
You have to check out the video for the "mars landing" it is priceless.
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