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(Some Guy&Some Girl)   Wish William "Farking" Shatner a happy 71st birthday today.   ( ) divider line
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2002-03-22 11:39:02 PM  
happy birthday
2002-03-22 11:40:11 PM  
Holy shiat! Is he really 71? He seems to be in pretty good shape for an old farker.
2002-03-22 11:40:20 PM  
ha..ppy mr shat......ner
2002-03-22 11:40:35 PM  
Shatner dies -> Star Trek marathons... hmmm....
2002-03-22 11:41:42 PM  
I would also like to add those people on that message board are retards. Thank you.
2002-03-22 11:42:08 PM  
Um, happy birthday, I guess.
2002-03-22 11:43:42 PM!
There, and in his own acting style, too.
2002-03-22 11:43:45 PM  
nope, I guess I can't will him to die... damn you morals!!
2002-03-22 11:43:47 PM  
Happy birthday, Mister Shatner. Thanks for all the Comic-Opera Science Fiction.
2002-03-22 11:43:54 PM  
You say sab-o-tahsh, I say sab-o-taz.
2002-03-22 11:44:45 PM  
I'll beam you up a case a Viagra you old Farker-Happy B-Day!
2002-03-22 11:44:53 PM  
with all the william shatner posts, does this mean we will have a "shatner" tag soon ? oy vey!
2002-03-22 11:45:59 PM  
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
2002-03-22 11:47:13 PM  
Just can't resist.

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2002-03-22 11:47:53 PM  
...Get a life.
2002-03-22 11:49:52 PM  
I would like to wish Captain James T. Kirk a happy birthday but I'm one of the dipsh!ts waiting in line for the new Star Wars movie to open..........THIS SUMMER.
2002-03-22 11:51:50 PM  
......I thought he was dead
2002-03-22 11:51:53 PM  
Colostomy: I already lobbied Drew for a Shatner tag. Even tried bribing him with German beer! His response was something along the lines of, 'I hate Shatner, and it's my web site, so there.'. Oh well. At least he still posts the Shatner links.
2002-03-22 11:51:54 PM  
(Star Trek fans) + (gettin' laid) + (pot) = Star Wars fans.
2002-03-22 11:52:45 PM  
I would have died if I had owned that much Priceline stock.
2002-03-22 11:54:10 PM  
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...The Shatner Tag!
H-Bay day Will, I think we should make him an honorary Farker.
2002-03-22 11:56:17 PM  
GXL: You're thinking of his wife, who died under mysterious circumstances in the backyard pool.
2002-03-23 12:01:00 AM  
I like Picard better.
2002-03-23 12:09:18 AM  
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Make a wish, Bill.
2002-03-23 12:22:54 AM  
Bongoman, you rule almost as much as the Shat himself. Any chance you could post the source material for that 'shop so's I can play with one of Billyboy's finer tv moments?
2002-03-23 12:26:53 AM  
Me and all the ladies you laid wish we could do it again. Happy living for another year, baby!
2002-03-23 12:39:16 AM  
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haha, William Shatner has a long history of hawking dumbass products.
2002-03-23 12:59:26 AM  
wh34t0n 0wnz j00
2002-03-23 01:12:54 AM  
goto love that Vic 20 add!!!

Happy B day Shatner....
2002-03-23 01:14:22 AM  
only ~30 posts in 2 hours on his 71st... Shatner must be rolling over in his grave.
2002-03-23 01:33:27 AM  
Wow, that VIC-20 ad brings back memories. I remember pestering my old man to buy me a TI99/4A when I was a kid. Never was really interested in the VIC-20, except that the displays in the stores(remember them?) were my favorite place to play around with them. I even tried to talk him into a TRASH-80 without luck. Now that I look back, I can see we didn't have the denaro to buy it.
2002-03-23 01:45:51 AM  
It's my Birthday too today :) Happy Birthday To me...and you know the rest
2002-03-23 01:46:50 AM  
I cannot believe he's 71 now. Wow. I'm as surprised as Porkgod.
2002-03-23 02:17:38 AM  
Mikey_B: live long and prosper?
2002-03-23 03:05:13 AM  
sweet baby jesus. T.J. Hooker's farking old.
2002-03-23 04:18:05 AM  
unreal... I hope to live to be 71... let alone be still gettin' around as well as he seems to be.
2002-03-23 04:59:36 AM  
What would Wil do?
2002-03-23 09:02:17 AM

Crotchrocket Slim: Sorry I didn't see your post earlier. Hope you get this.
2002-03-23 10:46:24 AM  
No comments from Wil in this thread? Hmm.
2002-03-23 11:58:25 AM  
He gotta be, worst. actor. ever!
2002-03-23 01:42:51 PM  
I....can't believe....he's.....71!!!
2002-03-23 03:24:50 PM  
Well Capser, mindless robots can get pretty old....
2002-03-23 05:19:37 PM  
I had a Vic20... still would have it except I loaned it to a drugged out loser and he sold it for some blow.
2002-03-23 08:54:52 PM  
I can't believe nobody has posted the Shatner-exploding-crotch pic. Help a brutha out.
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