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(Yahoo)   Asner to wear $5,000,000 gown at Oscars. Julie (who?) not Ed, and yes that is a five with six zeros.   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 57
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2002-03-22 11:57:37 PM
That is one hella expensive prom dress.
 
2002-03-23 01:15:48 AM
Wow people, realize how mindlessly pathetic you are if you need the people who make movies to tell you which ones are good.

Get a grip on reality, please.
 
2002-03-23 01:15:59 AM
such decadence.
 
2002-03-23 01:19:04 AM
yawn
 
2002-03-23 01:19:05 AM
hi.

a different mindset could have kept millions of children from suffering starvation.

her choice to wear a five million dollar dress caused some child in the world to have a protruding anus.

gee gee.
 
2002-03-23 01:19:35 AM
Her name is Jules Asner numbnuts, read the article dumbass...
 
2002-03-23 01:20:56 AM
Is she the girl on E? Shes kinda purty if I remember correctly, but what the bloody bloody potato hell is she doing at the oscars?
 
2002-03-23 01:21:13 AM
I bet she wears it once, then throws it away.
 
2002-03-23 01:21:34 AM
best part is, the next day sheill try to return it.
 
2002-03-23 01:21:49 AM
okay im all out of jokes :(
 
2002-03-23 01:22:00 AM
Hey Brandan, just so you can feel less hatred twoards her...
 
2002-03-23 01:22:41 AM
hmmm odd
The gown then will be auctioned for charity, with a portion of the proceeds benefitting Hollygrove, a center in Los Angeles that provides care for abused and neglected children
 
2002-03-23 01:23:32 AM
Rather see Ed Anser in that dress. Oops. I better stop drinking now.
 
2002-03-23 01:23:43 AM
 
2002-03-23 01:25:19 AM
= Jules Asner
 
2002-03-23 01:26:12 AM
in light of enron and the aids epidemic in africa...

i say go for it!

sad.
 
2002-03-23 01:29:14 AM
also = Jules Asner
 
2002-03-23 01:29:36 AM
yea, FishBulb she's from E! check her out here
 
2002-03-23 01:30:30 AM
Hollywood has the most mentally balanced, stable people and yet there are still abused children to take care of? Beyond me, indeed.
 
2002-03-23 01:31:19 AM
i want to sniff the dress after she takes it off.

especially in the subtle-yet-pungent loins area.
 
2002-03-23 01:32:11 AM
 
2002-03-23 01:33:39 AM
Oscars: the epitome of all that is dumb and useless in this world.
 
2002-03-23 01:34:09 AM
Jesus, five million? Unless it's made out of winning lottery tickets, that's just way too farking much!
 
2002-03-23 01:34:34 AM
I'd rather see her in a cheap rubber dress with her nipples poking out.
 
2002-03-23 01:35:02 AM
Yeah she's hot,but Ed Asner will be wearing a dress in his new movie as the pope or something. God Ed is hot
 
2002-03-23 01:35:09 AM
That second picture is not Jules Asner shiathead. That is Brook Burke.
 
2002-03-23 01:35:37 AM
Sam Hall, doesn't anyone read the articles anymore? It's made out of diamonds, lots of diamonds.
 
2002-03-23 01:35:52 AM
isn't that Brooke Burke in the butt-cheeky pic?
 
2002-03-23 01:36:26 AM
Am I the only one who's bothered that the only charity the rich and famous seem to get into is the kind that involves fancy dinners and schmoozing?
 
2002-03-23 01:36:32 AM
Sandman Yeah like you said.
 
2002-03-23 01:37:31 AM
No no, shiatheed that is Brooke Burke. Also on E, also drop dead gorgeous... but there are some key differences.

Brooke has done nude, and has paid for some parts of her anatomy (arguably money well spent). Jules on the other hand is all natural, as far as I know has never done a nude, and is pretty damn classy overall.

Verdict?

Kick NEITHER out of bed, but the choice of which becomes the wife and which becomes the mistress is pretty obvious.
 
2002-03-23 01:37:40 AM
Sandman:

On second look, you are correct. goddamn google image search.
 
2002-03-23 01:37:51 AM
I'd do her.
 
2002-03-23 01:38:51 AM



And here's some more...

...and more
 
2002-03-23 01:43:47 AM
hey fishbulb, it's called a 'joke'. while you may not have found it funny, i did.

don't try to be so clever, that whole thing usually doesn't work for morons.
 
2002-03-23 01:43:50 AM
03-23-02 01:35:02 AM JimJones
Yeah she's hot,but Ed Asner will be wearing a dress in his new movie as the pope or something. God Ed is hot


ROFLMAO!! That's a great one. Or maybe I'm just too tired. I thought it was funny, anyway.
 
2002-03-23 01:49:12 AM
I'm trying to come up with something profound to say about either the donations or the third world countries where the diamonds originated, but I can't get the thought of Jules' a$$ out of my mind.

The pic where she's only wearing panties....thanks for the pic Sh|thead.
 
2002-03-23 01:50:25 AM
Nice ass.
 
2002-03-23 01:53:58 AM
mmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM! Brooke Burke!!!!! There's no way I'd kick her out for eating crackers in bed.



unnnnnnnnnh . . . I stand at attention and salute the flag . . . that butt-cheeky pic is awesome!!!
 
2002-03-23 01:55:20 AM
Y'know I may be wrong, but I think I've read that she really is indeed related to Ed......
 
2002-03-23 02:26:14 AM
5 millon my ass. De Beers paid more to get it fitted then the diamonds are worth. Great PR, though...
 
2002-03-23 04:27:31 AM
saw brooke burke on tv one night, so of course i stop to drool. it was one of these "were sure you have nothing else to watch so heres so-and-so's personal life as if you give a shiat" deals. anyway, they show her husband. couldnt farking believe it. one of the biggest dorks ive ever seen is sitting there all acting chill and shiat. shes in the pool with their baby and he's sitting in the house typing away on his laptop...

goes to show:

1. dorks suck.
2. everything goes stale when around too long, even brooke apparently.
 
2002-03-23 04:27:47 AM
Ironchef, Ed Asner is her former father in law, she was married at one time to Ed's son. The Maxim article doesn't mention his name.
 
2002-03-23 05:16:04 AM
WHAT THE FU.CK DO YOU MEAN BY "WHO?"

jules asner is the o.g. "Wild On" host and she is worthy of every straight male's attention. good fu.cking god, what is happening to the kids these days.
 
2002-03-23 07:37:10 AM
Nunchaku_nc: We already kow what movies are good, we just want to see those movies get recognized.

I am rootin' for Amelie all the way.
 
2002-03-23 08:16:30 AM
Hey Glock boy I did read the article,its called a typo. Lighten up Francis!

On a lighter note, my next submission to be posted will put me into double figures. It is a rather pathetic goal in life, but one that excites me none the less.
 
2002-03-23 08:37:57 AM
Dr gonzo:
Okay now I know who she is, but what the name of all that is holy is an "o.g. "Wild On" host" ? Does it have something to do with that chimera of my youth, television?
There are enough beautiful women in the world that I don't need to waste any more of my time (the internet already steals enough), watching lame ass E! programming just to see one that makes you drool.
But I do agree from what I see here, that she is hot.
 
2002-03-23 09:48:44 AM
Goblin King--she's WEARING the dress, so it can be auctioned for charity, she didn't buy it. She still works for a cable network, and while they used to pay her to go to lots of places, they didn't pay her so much. Why do you think Hal Sparks gave up the Talk Soup gig to go to Showtime? Or Greg Kinnear? Lots of stars just borrow fantastic dresses so the designer can sell it to someone else after the event. Just like the jewelery they show off-it's borrowed so they can look like a couple of mill, and then it's whisked back to the real owners. It's advertising and gives our corporate masters a giggle when they think of that J-Lo's boobies were where their wife's implants are now... Or indeed, Jules Asner's creamy thighs were where their current wife's celluite hangs now...
 
2002-03-23 10:47:03 AM
Speaking of "creamy thighs", mine are covered in cream right now as well...Oooh, Jules, I love you so much...
 
2002-03-23 10:49:21 AM

I just got a note from a starving child in Africa on this story:

Good Hollywood Sir or Madame,

When you are through with is, can I live in your dress?

Love,
Kimba
 
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