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(Google) Boobies No wonder Tiger Woods eyed the catwalk   ( divider line
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39471 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Mar 2002 at 5:45 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-23 04:04:36 AM  
I do her.

And then 30 second later, I'd do her again.
2002-03-23 05:50:21 AM  
Hmm, I wonder what their kids would look like, that would be interesting
2002-03-23 05:52:07 AM  
So where are the farking boobies? Tired of clicking on boobie links with no boobies to show for it. At least there are no popups
2002-03-23 05:52:54 AM  
2002-03-23 05:53:04 AM  
What the fark kind of gay language is that?

I wonder if she could speak that gibberish while her mouth is full of my cock.
2002-03-23 05:54:31 AM  
I don't know what it says, and you know what? I don't care.
2002-03-23 05:59:50 AM  
No wonder Tiger is only -1 going into the third round this weekend. He's using up all his good strokes at night.
2002-03-23 06:03:19 AM  
ya know, i'm just not sure. the absolute best i ever had, by a million miles, was a horse ugly fat girl...god love her, she was one in a billion. i'm always comparing these super models in my mind and asking "yea, but do they know what to do with it" man, she ruined me.
2002-03-23 06:06:31 AM  
shes a hottie. no doubt. but that dude's worth a mint. in the real world, every chick is gonna see the bling bling. if i was tiger, id be resigned to the fact, and just hold auditions or something..

i bet his prenup is as big as the bible.
2002-03-23 06:20:20 AM  
ooooooo thinking dirty thoughts about her again

2002-03-23 06:22:02 AM  
Anyone know of a Swedish/English translation site? I really want to read the article.
2002-03-23 06:26:19 AM  
Pretty, Hot, Pretty Hot.
2002-03-23 07:21:22 AM  
Really boring article that more or less is about how cold the photo shoot was...
2002-03-23 07:28:57 AM  
she's hot but she'd look better wearing my DNA
2002-03-23 07:56:57 AM  
Holdlok gleeben gloutin globen. Farhvegnugen!
2002-03-23 07:59:08 AM  
their kids will be of every race except arab
2002-03-23 08:11:52 AM  
Tainted Meat.

It's the "new" fad... white chick w/black guy.

It's because white boys smell like baloney.
2002-03-23 08:19:51 AM  
Yea, but does Tiger count ? He's not 100% black....
I'd toss a dick in her and give her 5 "O's".... like he's given her an orgasm yet, christ , he plays golf..
2002-03-23 09:18:32 AM  
No wonder Tiger Woods eyed the catwalk.

Am I to surmise from this headline that the poster is just now realizing that some models are hot?

2002-03-23 10:14:52 AM  
Here's the crappy swedish->English translation.
Done in 4 minutes... Full of nice grammatical errors
and 4 year old spelling. But you can make something out
of it prehaps... My comments are in ().

in todays edition of Aftonbladet(20/3), its reveiled that the swedish model Elin Nordgren is the american golfstar
Tiger woods new girlfriend.

But already in summer 2000, Cafe's "other" newspaper Cafe sport noticed Elin. Back then she had just packed her bags to
move to USA. Here you can see all the pictures and read the interview that were made.

It was a crappy summer with windy sandbeaches and washed away bridges. SMHI (Swedish weather institute thingy) said that
the monsun rain were very local and the only unnatural about the weather was that it was so local. We who tried to have
our vacation in this shiat (yes, skiten = the shiat) knows better ofcourse. Something wetter and colder than that years
summermonths can only be found in the deepest most medivial dungeons.
But depspite this shiat-summer, there were some glimses of light, like the "execution" of Figos by the english during
the soccer EM. Mika Häkkinens race against Michael Schumacher in Spa-Francorchamps; and ofcourse Elin Nordegren.
Newly showered after the daily obligatory five kilometers jobbing but still cold after yesterdays Cafe Sport shoot, this
uberbabe, (Trying to translate the untranslateable) the very mental image of swedish beauty, walks around in flipflop sandals

and jeansshorts among Vaxholms archipelago. It was one of my funniest and coldest photoshootings ever. I really liked the

even though he was a (damn swedish analogues) disaster (nuclear meltdown..) at organization.
We were late to begin with and it was just getting worse. It was a completly insane race in a crappy car, taxiboat to
a (uuh.. die swedish writer!) island and changeing cloths on the rocks. First i thought we had abolished slavery in
sweden, the assistant were forces to carry flashes and screens so I thought he'd had a heartattack.
Besides the modelling jobs for some other newspaper and photoshoots, Elin has done quite a lot. Like a serious
soccer career, something that gave her a place in IFK Täby A-team (soccerteam), and a studytrip to berlin.
Now the bags are packed once again.

- Theres USA and florida this time, mostly to relax, meet some friends and play some golf


- Well, its a completly new thing. I've done stuff like diving, kickboxing and bodybuilding. Golf is a bit softer,
more checkered shirts.

More Florida style?

- Maybe. I'll give it a shot anyway. Besides, it's going to be nice with some sun as a change.

checkered shirts or bikinis, rain or Florida sun, you can count on that Elin will be as hot in USA as in the
swedish archipelago.
2002-03-23 10:17:40 AM  
Turbofish, you have WAY to much free time on your hands!
2002-03-23 10:41:29 AM  
She looks like a freakin' guy!!!!!!
2002-03-23 10:47:58 AM  
Chateau_x: What are you? Blind? :)
2002-03-23 11:20:08 AM  
News Flash:

Tiger Woods has a lot of money, he is not dating her ...he is paying her to sleep with him.
2002-03-23 11:29:07 AM  
She's a messy little piggy
2002-03-23 12:17:39 PM  
theres been more boobies posts in one day then we average a week, i can get used to this :)
2002-03-23 12:27:36 PM  
starved for attention
2002-03-23 12:38:28 PM  
Not bad but he could do better.
2002-03-23 12:56:30 PM  
It pays to be able to drive the ball 390 yards.
2002-03-23 12:57:37 PM  
I think Drew is on testosterone today... This is what the fifth or sixth boobie link? Not that I'm complaining at all, just making an observation. =)
2002-03-23 01:19:56 PM  
She is a hottie, but methinks she's also a G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-E-R!!!!
2002-03-23 02:15:40 PM  
Yeah. They are ALL golddiggers! I mean c´mon... Have you seen Peter Forsbergs girlfriend?! Jesus what a hottie! And I bet you a million dollar that she would never look twice at him if he was a plummer home in Sweden instead of a NHL superstar with money coming out of his ears!
2002-03-23 02:40:59 PM  
Hey, I submitted this link in the Tiger Woods article yesterday. Do I get credit for it?
2002-03-23 02:41:16 PM  
Where am I?
2002-03-23 02:46:46 PM  
Who are you?
2002-03-23 02:50:34 PM  
I drink beer. Beer is good. I would have consumed moonshine from my own little still, but I forgot to buy active coal.... :(
2002-03-23 03:09:48 PM  
ApeShaft : I was bored ok? =)
2002-03-23 03:22:34 PM  
Apology accepted....... damn I+m durnk.
2002-03-23 04:12:34 PM  
Tiger likes the white meat.
2002-03-23 05:44:37 PM  
I'm sure that Tiger's Wood is quite impressive. Being black and all ...
2002-03-23 10:10:09 PM  
tiger's great
2002-03-24 01:05:31 AM  
as the classic oldies song goes:
"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."
2002-03-24 03:34:29 PM  
Tiger's game OFF the green is BETTER than his game on the green.
2002-03-24 07:28:48 PM  
Funny I bet he thinks he is more of a man sleeping with a blonde.
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