"Our security arrangements worked," BDM chairperson Abdoulaye Daffe said. "The guards are stationed in such a fashion that this hold-up couldn't have succeeded."
Unless, of course, the robber was actually invisible. Then your so called security arrangement wouldn't be worth a wet fart.
Usually when I want to become invisible, I use the "Burt" method, and snap my fingers.
/Not obscure in the least.
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