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2005-03-18 02:07:53 PM  
Kanemano

YOU PEOPLE DO REALISE THAT NONE OF THIS IS REAL?

Yep. I knew that when I first clicked the link to this thread. We're all just bullshiatting here, like normal guys do from time to time.
 
2005-03-18 02:08:13 PM  
The Saint of Killers:

The real question for you is how your namesake would stack up against either of these two.

Two shots, real quick, from those .45s?
 
2005-03-18 02:09:13 PM  
JohnnyRingo

Man, I have to get back into my X-men comics. For you all you comic nerds, what is the real deal comic for the x men? I know there have been alternate universe stuff and the like, but what is the true story-line comic?


Can't go wrong with Astonishing X-Men. It's written by ubergeek Joss Whedon, who has just been confirmed as the writer-director of the upcoming Wonder Woman movie.

/Wait, did he just call me a nerd? I'm a geek dammit. BIG difference!
 
2005-03-18 02:10:24 PM  
That assumes that the jedi choking thing could overcome the adamantium wrapping around his throat and windpipe, which is a whole extra debate.

If normal folks han be choked, bone doesn't play much of a role.
 
2005-03-18 02:11:21 PM  
What I want to know is, who would win? Hellboy or John Constantine?
 
2005-03-18 02:11:36 PM  
Man, I have to get back into my X-men comics. For you all you comic nerds, what is the real deal comic for the x men? I know there have been alternate universe stuff and the like, but what is the true story-line comic?

I'd say whatever you can find with Clairmont writing it. He's about the only one who gives a crap about characters and story development
 
2005-03-18 02:11:54 PM  
Who would beat up whom any day of the week: My dad with adamantium gauntlets, or your dad with a lightsaber switchblade?

/pulling for pop on this one
 
2005-03-18 02:12:27 PM  
Who would win: rhubarb or a banana?

Neither. The pickle wins.
 
2005-03-18 02:12:32 PM  
RedEyedWings

You KNOW who my namesake killed. All the jedis and all the mutants in all the fictional worlds put together could hit him with every thing they got and he would just grimace.

"Not enough gun."
 
2005-03-18 02:12:36 PM  
wpmulligan: Could God make an adamantium rock so big he couldn't lift if with a light saber?

Could God lick a lightsaber with his adamantium tongue?
 
2005-03-18 02:12:52 PM  
It is true. Batman always wins. Batman versus...Mike Ditka?
 
2005-03-18 02:13:17 PM  
QT_3.14159's profile just got hit a million times...
 
2005-03-18 02:13:31 PM  
The Saint of Killer

I'm sorry, comic geek, either way, I'm one too. I went to Marvel.com to check out the series and there are 4 X Men series, Astonishing XM, Uncanny XM, Ultimate XM, and X Men. I remember the uncanny xmen basiclly being the original story line, is that still the case? I want the real deal.
 
2005-03-18 02:15:09 PM  
lol...

\guilty of checking it out
 
2005-03-18 02:15:34 PM  
the real question is can a lightsaber deflect a phaser rifle shot ;)
 
2005-03-18 02:16:33 PM  
programmercat despite the fact that I think you are a raving asshat 90% of the time, you raise an interesting question.

Constantine would win hands down. He just so darn clever
 
2005-03-18 02:16:41 PM  
Could God make an adamantium rock so big he couldn't lift if with a light saber?

How many midichlorians can dance on the head of a pin?
 
2005-03-18 02:17:26 PM  
kitchkinet: you guys know that neither of them are real right?

You know that that is irrelevant, right?

It's called creative thinking, man. Dorky creative thinking, but still creative thinking, nonetheless.

Would you rather have us argue about, "Who would win a one-on-one basketball game; young Michael Jordan or old Michael Jordan?"

Now THAT is geeky.
 
2005-03-18 02:18:19 PM  
In a mud wrestling match, who would win: QT_3.14159 wearing an adamantium bustier, or MelLuvsDMB sporting mini-lightsaber nipple shields?
 
2005-03-18 02:18:57 PM  
in age of apocalypse, didn't juggernaut have a simple stroke and die?
 
2005-03-18 02:19:53 PM  
What if the Borg assimilated a Jedi? Would all the Borg be able to use the Force? And could the Borg then make an energy shield that could repel a lightsaber? What if they assimilated Wolverine--would he be a Force-using, adamantium-enhanced Jedi-killing half-robot killing machine with lightsaber-repelling forcefields?

/yanking your chain
 
2005-03-18 02:20:18 PM  
This thread is blown-out, but I still wanted to put my 2 cents in.
A ligthsaber could not cut through adamantium, just like it could not cut through a vibra-blade or a Yuzzhan Vong amphistaff. Duh... Isn't it obvious???
 
2005-03-18 02:21:30 PM  
Wolverine with a lightsaber? scarey. Maybe replacing his blades with 6 little lightsabers would be cool.

Anyone remember thundar the barbarian? He has a sun sword, kinda like-a lightsaber, but ghey.

Also, I have a question: What if the made a really HUGE lightsaber that was like 2 kilometers long, wouldnt that be scarey? And what if they gave it to superman, or wolverine? Or a ninja? Then we would all be farked.
 
2005-03-18 02:21:37 PM  
Based on that lame scene where Quingong Jong or whatever the hell his name was is trying to cut through the door of the alien ship in Episode I, I think a lightsaber is what I like to call a "Hollywood Starter."

Everyone's familiar with that scene from any movie where the protagonist's survival is dependent upon their car starting, and then, conveniently to the plot, the starter can't seem to get the engine turned over so that the boogie man can kill the protagonist.

To me, the lightsabers in Star Wars are the same way. They can cut through anything provided the weakly constructed plot needs them to, but if Lucas needs the door of the alien vessel to be impregnable, the lightsaber suddenly can't cut through the door like a hot knife through butter.

So I think it comes down to how well the two universes are crafted, and it's fairly obvious that there's more thought going on in the Marvel Universe than there is over at the Star Wars camp. Winner: Admantium
 
2005-03-18 02:21:46 PM  
Who would win in a fight, the Master Chief or Samus?

Further, who would win in a fight between Sam Fisher and Solid Snake?

John Mclain and Corbin Dallas?

Oh, and a Grammaton Cleric could kick anyone's ass.
 
2005-03-18 02:22:37 PM  
The Saint of Killers

You KNOW who my namesake killed.

Since I haven't read Preacher yet, what sort of deicide was it? Felonious, regrettable, justifiable, or praiseworthy?

/apologises to Ambrose Bierce...
 
2005-03-18 02:22:51 PM  
I bet Orgasmo would kick all these guys asses.
 
2005-03-18 02:25:16 PM  
Jack ryan vs James Bond
 
2005-03-18 02:25:24 PM  
How about Batman Vs Judge Dredd?

/knows that it already happened, just adding fuel to the fire
 
2005-03-18 02:25:41 PM  
Also, The lightsaber through the blast-doors might be lind of like cutting through velvita cheese-like processed food-thing. you can cut through it, but it just seals itself back up right after the blade goes through it. you might have to take some time to make sure you introduced enough of a gap to peel it.
 
2005-03-18 02:25:52 PM  
2005-03-18 02:18:19 PM Captain Irreverence


In a mud wrestling match, who would win: QT_3.14159 wearing an adamantium bustier, or MelLuvsDMB sporting mini-lightsaber nipple shields?



No way of knowing. We'll just have to arrange the match and see.
 
2005-03-18 02:28:26 PM  
Since I haven't read Preacher yet, what sort of deicide was it? Felonious, regrettable, justifiable, or praiseworthy?

Huh?
 
2005-03-18 02:28:30 PM  
That assumes that the jedi choking thing could overcome the adamantium wrapping around his throat and windpipe, which is a whole extra debate.

Umm.. what? Why would Logan have adamantium protecting his throat or windpipe? The only bone anywhere near that area is the spine and that's way in the back. Granted a Jedi or Sith would have to keep crushing his windpipe long after Logan passed out in order to kill him, even so.
 
2005-03-18 02:31:25 PM  
The Saint of Killers

Huh?

Your namesake killed God at the end of Preacher, right? Now, Ambrose Bierce once wrote that there were four kinds of homicide: felonious (criminal), regrettable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. I basicly asked you, "did God deserve it?"
 
2005-03-18 02:31:27 PM  
couldnt a lightning fast jedi like yoda just cut the wovlverines head off before he could deflect the light saber with his claws??
 
2005-03-18 02:32:08 PM  
http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/6.html
 
2005-03-18 02:32:49 PM  
I think the real question is: Is Wolverine's Hyoid Bone covered in adamantium?
 
2005-03-18 02:33:00 PM  
Ok, I cannot read this entire thing (I started twitching thinking about how I used to go on and on about this stuff in HS) but someone superior to me can probably explain this.

If Wolverine (twitching again) and a Jedi fought, couldn't a Jedi just do the same thing that Magneto did? What would stop a jedi from just pulling the adamantium out of his body?


Jesus, I feel like I'm in school again. One on level, I really miss these conversations, but at the same time, I don't think I could ever say these things again.

/Reform(ed?)(ing?) Geek, deathly afraid of recidivism.
 
2005-03-18 02:35:51 PM  
You are all forgetting something - a jedi draws on the force for among other things STRENGTH!

When a jedi jumps 60 stories into the air, you think that he magically made his body lighter? NO he increased his strength similar to how a sayijan would.

I still don't think yoda could take goku - but some of these you just have wonder about. Like, goku and yoda wouldn't fight - they are both good guys. Now yoda and buu would be a sight to see!

Also Fark the enterprise D! Hello it holds 1079 crew members (something like that) last time I checked even a regular star destroyer carries about 20,000 - with a greater size comes a greater energy source needed for it. It is like asking if a shuttle pod could take the enterprise on...it is a joke.

Also - phasers as I recall do NOT fire at speeds above the speed of light - as I recall (and I admit I could be wrong) the only thing that can fire in warp is torpedoes. Now, factor in the size of a torpedo to the size of the super star destroyer and you have something along the lines of a pea hitting a windshield.

DUH!
 
2005-03-18 02:36:58 PM  
2005-03-18 02:33:00 PM Zombie Hitler

/Reform(ed?)(ing?) Geek, deathly afraid of recidivism.



I'm an Orthodox Geek, myself.
 
2005-03-18 02:37:25 PM  
2005-03-18 02:21:46 PM TakeThatYouStupidCorn

Oh, and a Grammaton Cleric could kick anyone's ass.


That was an awesome movie.
 
2005-03-18 02:37:57 PM  
Oh, and a Grammaton Cleric could kick anyone's ass.



Oh really?
 
2005-03-18 02:38:30 PM  
OK, who let the Dragonball Z geeks out?

/thinks that Saiyuki's Goku would own DBZ's Goku.
 
2005-03-18 02:38:56 PM  
fredklein
"WHat did no Jedi (or Sith) ever make a Light Saber that has an extra feature- when this feature is activated, the LS will, upon contact with another LS, turn off for a fraction of a second, allowing the swing of the weilder to continue, then turn back on? It would come on handy when you swing at the other guy, and he blocks at the last second. ::poof:: you LS appears to 'cut ' thru his and chops his head off."


There was a Jedi by the name of Exar Kun in the Knights of the Old Repubic comics that came out years ago who used that exact trick to kill a lot of Jedi. He used a rocker switch that he would just flick while fighting to turn the blade from lethal to just a harmless colored beam that other beams would pass right through.

/Boobies
 
2005-03-18 02:41:17 PM  
ThatDevGuy:
Maybe an adamantium rail gun. That would imply that adamantium could be manipulated by magnetic forces, though, which I'm pretty sure Magneto has used on Wolverine in one of the two movies. Rail guns work by magnetically accelerating the projectile in an incredibly short period of time. Thus, an adamantium rail gun would theoretically be possible.

Behold the ultimate weapon: Wolverine shot from a rail gun!
 
2005-03-18 02:42:11 PM  
Ha ha! Point made, son of thunder
 
2005-03-18 02:44:07 PM  
You're all monkeys!
 
2005-03-18 02:47:14 PM  
Wow, you guys are still going. And someone just made a post incorporating Star Wars, DBZ, and Star Trek. Awesome.
 
2005-03-18 02:49:01 PM  
Behold the ultimate weapon: Wolverine shot from a rail gun!

Talk about a fastball special!
 
2005-03-18 02:49:06 PM  
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For those of you who don't understand primate: Yes, and...
 
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