Don't buy Durex anyway. Trojans are better.

When in doubt, pull it out?

so then that mean's with a Durx you only have a 1000% chance of getting preggers.

/-hates- Durex

"The bogus condoms - which are 10 times more unreliable than the international standard - have appeared in fake Durex packaging."

Are they saying Durex are unreliable? I didn't see any specific numbers posted. Very shoddy jounralism.

le mew:
Trojans are better.

In what way?

iollow: Are they saying Durex are unreliable?

No, they're saying someone made counterfeit Durex condoms, that are unreliable.

This has nothing to do with the article, but does anyone here know of any good free webhosts' that host music files? Im tryin to put music in my webpage but cant find a host.

thanks

well honey,you know what you have to do , if you dont trust 'em"

fake condoms - almost as good as the real thing!

I dunno..this story has holes in it somewhere.

Aw, shiat. I hope the fakes aren't being sold in the US; I tried Trojans, tried Kimonos, and then settled on Durex. They fit my weener best.

I blame the pope.

Trojans was my brand of choice... Durex sucks.

In my young and stupid youth, my restraint was tested when the partner I was about to share bodily fluids with spontaneously asked if I had a condom.

I was 17 and did not carry condoms on a regular basis.

I did, however, manage to save the packaged wetnap from my KFC meal earlier that day.

The conversation went something like...

Her - "Have you got a condom?"

Me - "Uh, yeah...I got...er, one of these."

It was dark. She was drunk.


/has 4 kids

It wasn't blue was it?

You can't make really big bubbles with Durex.

/some chewing gum sir?

I travel via the brown road. No need for johnnies.

Are they 10 times more unreliable or are they 1/10 as reliable?

What, no love for Lifestyles?

/hahaha

Why would anyone counterfeit condoms? And when are they going to come out with a male birth controll pill?

Or is this just a clever ploy for guys to get out of b.c. responsibility - "ooh...it might be a counterfeit, so we might as well do it without one".

/cynical

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

i saw a movie one time where a kid has a condom and then he saves it for later by pinning it up on a bulletin board...right in the middle of it

what movie was that?

so, say a condom is 99.9 percent effective. these ones are only 99% effective then?

/still fairly safe
//wouldn't farking touch one

groininjury

priceless!

The Okamoto condoms are excellent, but they're way too tight.
Don't be hatin' on Kimonos, they're probably the best feeling ever, but I'm too big for them.

Durex Avantis=teh win, although a bit tight as well.

/hi, zerlinda ;-)

le mew:

Don't buy Durex anyway. Trojans are better.

Better than what? If they were any worse, they'd be steel-belted radials. Okamoto Zero-Zero-Three is the way to go.

INCOMING!!!

That reminds me... my young lady gets back into town today. I should hop in the shower.

HAHAHA, nice timing on that post. oh man.

"Oh, by the way George, you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use them."

Trojans suck, real Durex are the best.

Twitch OSX

Well, that picture solves all my problems, thank you. I certainly won't be having any use for a condom for quite some time.

twitch OSX

GAAAHHHHH!!!

For cripes sake, we have an international standard that allows some holes in your condoms, bummer. Probably a bunch more Buzzies running around than I thought. & now for a PSA commercial, if you haven't tried Trojan's Twisted Pleasure go for it. A little larger than the Trojan Enz Xlarge but they do something like a double reservoir that is pretty cool, kinda a twisting while inning & outing. Won't see that described on TV. Give em a try. Buzz

\spends too much time thinking about condoms. Durex sucks [had to be said]

They still have a 100% success rate when having fake sex.

So, what's 10 times less effective than 99%?

/not a math major

Son of Thunder

Great. Thanks a heap, Programmer Cat. Now I have to go blow my brains out to get that image out of my mind.

Just call my "Goldicock".

Plus you can always pull out and blow it on her stomach.

Did I say that?

10 x 0.99 = 9.9

99 - 9.9 = 89.1% effective

Good enough for me.

Fake condoms: the perfect choice for use on a dildo.

Someone is putting Planned Parenthood condoms into the Durex package?

Dang. Just bought a box 3 days ago. Hope they're for real. Mrs. Fabulous would not be amused.

/buying Durex since back when they were called Sheik in the U.S.

The counterfeit condoms were tested and found to have more holes than the international standard allows.

More holes than the international standard allows, eh?

So, that'd be like 1 hole right? Because the last thing anyone wants is a hole in their condom.

/I know latex is porous.

quite a bit of arguing about which condoms are the best to use... has anyone at least consulted the bible?