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(daytondailynews)   Man denied morning beer, robs tavern instead.   ( divider line
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2345 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Mar 2002 at 10:10 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-22 10:12:46 AM  
2002-03-22 10:13:24 AM  
My daily alcoholic fix or hand over the cash...the choice is yours!
2002-03-22 10:16:12 AM  
$364! WOW, If he is frugal and plays his cards right he can hide out in Mexico for at least 3 years.
2002-03-22 10:16:15 AM  
...but he could have bought it at the drive-through?
2002-03-22 10:16:23 AM  
Three in a row. This is gonna give drunks a bad name
2002-03-22 10:18:10 AM  
What is this "beer causes trouble" week on Fark?
Were are all of the good stories about alcoholics and all of the good things that they do for society?
2002-03-22 10:18:12 AM  
Damn, I like my Bud but it ain't worth that. Go through the drive thru and drink it at home.
2002-03-22 10:18:53 AM  
Hell go through the drive through and drink it on your way home
2002-03-22 10:19:14 AM  
Wow..I only drink that early if i'm on vacation..Which I am now!!!...WOOOOT!!
2002-03-22 10:26:09 AM  
Fair enough, the barman was asking for it IMHO

2002-03-22 10:28:09 AM  
"Harden is asking anyone with information about the robbery to call 562-4810"

So if you see any staggering drunken wretched crack-smoking bums drinking Heinekin in your neighborhood, give us a call
2002-03-22 10:28:09 AM  
Silly rabbit, Schlitz is for kids!
2002-03-22 10:31:06 AM  
A pocket knife? Multiple employees let one guy with a pocket knife order them into the bathroom? What a bunch of weenies.
2002-03-22 10:35:48 AM  
Given the past postings on this issue I thought this would get the Hero tag.
2002-03-22 10:37:56 AM  
Hey...minus the robbery I do this in bars all the time when the band sucks
2002-03-22 10:40:10 AM  
Don't mess with surly alcoholics.
I did once. I punched him in the stomach. He vomitted blood onto my new Nikes.
2002-03-22 10:41:14 AM  
I love the taste of beer in the morning...tastes like victory...
2002-03-22 10:42:04 AM  
Sick dude, sick.
2002-03-22 11:04:38 AM  
Just serve the man a beer! Jeez! Damn blue laws!
2002-03-22 11:11:16 AM  
At least he was motivated, everyone knows a motivated drunk is a terrible thing wasted. I wonder if Deb's is French?
2002-03-22 11:24:35 AM  
WingZer0: They had to put up the "Deb's" sign when the 'EATS' one went out of style
2002-03-22 11:27:10 AM  
The boss doesn't like it when I drink before noon.
2002-03-22 11:48:50 AM  
dumbass? more like hero. No one denies me of breakfast brew.
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-22 12:07:17 PM  
Why quibble over green beer when greenbacks are SOOOO much better?
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2002-03-22 01:41:39 PM  
One reason why I love Nawlins. Not to live, but to visit. I went a few weeks back. Wife and I went walking around the Quarter. She went to a shop, I went to a bar, ordered a go cup of Shiner. At 930am.

Had beignets and cafe au lait an hour later. Ugh.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
2002-03-22 02:53:46 PM  
Breaking the law to get a beer = getting a prison sentence which introduces you to the joys of prison rape.

No thanks, I think I'll just buy my own beer, thank you.
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