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(daytondailynews)   Man denied morning beer, robs tavern instead.   (activedayton.com) divider line 26
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2002-03-22 10:12:46 AM
Blah.
 
2002-03-22 10:13:24 AM
My daily alcoholic fix or hand over the cash...the choice is yours!
 
2002-03-22 10:16:12 AM
$364! WOW, If he is frugal and plays his cards right he can hide out in Mexico for at least 3 years.
 
2002-03-22 10:16:15 AM
...but he could have bought it at the drive-through?
 
2002-03-22 10:16:23 AM
Three in a row. This is gonna give drunks a bad name
 
2002-03-22 10:18:10 AM
What is this "beer causes trouble" week on Fark?
Were are all of the good stories about alcoholics and all of the good things that they do for society?
 
2002-03-22 10:18:12 AM
Damn, I like my Bud but it ain't worth that. Go through the drive thru and drink it at home.
 
2002-03-22 10:18:53 AM
Hell go through the drive through and drink it on your way home
 
2002-03-22 10:19:14 AM
Wow..I only drink that early if i'm on vacation..Which I am now!!!...WOOOOT!!
 
2002-03-22 10:26:09 AM
Fair enough, the barman was asking for it IMHO

:)
 
2002-03-22 10:28:09 AM
"Harden is asking anyone with information about the robbery to call 562-4810"

So if you see any staggering drunken wretched crack-smoking bums drinking Heinekin in your neighborhood, give us a call
 
2002-03-22 10:28:09 AM
Silly rabbit, Schlitz is for kids!
 
2002-03-22 10:31:06 AM
A pocket knife? Multiple employees let one guy with a pocket knife order them into the bathroom? What a bunch of weenies.
 
2002-03-22 10:35:48 AM
Given the past postings on this issue I thought this would get the Hero tag.
 
2002-03-22 10:37:56 AM
Hey...minus the robbery I do this in bars all the time when the band sucks
 
2002-03-22 10:40:10 AM
Don't mess with surly alcoholics.
I did once. I punched him in the stomach. He vomitted blood onto my new Nikes.
 
2002-03-22 10:41:14 AM
I love the taste of beer in the morning...tastes like victory...
 
2002-03-22 10:42:04 AM
Sick dude, sick.
 
2002-03-22 11:04:38 AM
Just serve the man a beer! Jeez! Damn blue laws!
 
2002-03-22 11:11:16 AM
At least he was motivated, everyone knows a motivated drunk is a terrible thing wasted. I wonder if Deb's is French?
 
2002-03-22 11:24:35 AM
WingZer0: They had to put up the "Deb's" sign when the 'EATS' one went out of style
 
2002-03-22 11:27:10 AM
The boss doesn't like it when I drink before noon.
 
2002-03-22 11:48:50 AM
dumbass? more like hero. No one denies me of breakfast brew.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-22 12:07:17 PM
Why quibble over green beer when greenbacks are SOOOO much better?
 
2002-03-22 01:41:39 PM
One reason why I love Nawlins. Not to live, but to visit. I went a few weeks back. Wife and I went walking around the Quarter. She went to a shop, I went to a bar, ordered a go cup of Shiner. At 930am.

Had beignets and cafe au lait an hour later. Ugh.



SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
 
2002-03-22 02:53:46 PM
Breaking the law to get a beer = getting a prison sentence which introduces you to the joys of prison rape.

No thanks, I think I'll just buy my own beer, thank you.
 
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