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(NYPost)   It's good to be the king; Tiger Woods's new girlfriend is a blonde, Swedish model   ( divider line
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15922 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Mar 2002 at 10:58 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-22 11:02:13 AM  
Holy God in Heaven.
2002-03-22 11:02:27 AM  
In other news, Leonardo DiCaprio's head is shrinking

(see bottom of page)
2002-03-22 11:02:27 AM  
I am tiger woods
2002-03-22 11:03:15 AM  
Speaking of stupid names....
2002-03-22 11:03:17 AM  
Just curious; would this be noteworthy, or Farkworthy, if Tiger weren't half black? What's the big deal?
2002-03-22 11:03:20 AM  
Just another blackman claiming the prize.
Oh wait,he's calablasian or some sort of shiat.
Gee,I guess who Tiger dates is important to some people outside of Howard.

*Hey Robin,I invented inter-racial dating!!*
2002-03-22 11:03:27 AM  
With his money he could have done better. Linda Tripp or Tanya Harding for example.
2002-03-22 11:03:45 AM  
Can anyone say . . . GOLDDIGGER??
2002-03-22 11:03:52 AM  
hmmmmmm...wonder how much a day?
2002-03-22 11:03:56 AM  
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2002-03-22 11:04:58 AM  
Wow...can you blame him? Hell, I would even do her.
2002-03-22 11:05:04 AM  
Yeah, but can she cook?
2002-03-22 11:05:10 AM  
damn i hate being a loser.
2002-03-22 11:05:38 AM  
Black people are taking over everything!!!!!

/race inferiority complex rage
2002-03-22 11:06:14 AM  
Since when does FARK have to defend itself when it posts an article about 21 year-old Swedish models?
2002-03-22 11:06:15 AM  
Damn, wish I could play baseball.
2002-03-22 11:06:47 AM  
BigJim: shutup, yea. It would. He's the top golfer in the world and he has apiece of ass new girlfriend.

Actually, she's a Swe-Nor-Fin
2002-03-22 11:06:54 AM  
Look her up on Google, the first link is headlined "Till slut föll hon för Tiger"

Tiger scored a slut!
2002-03-22 11:07:03 AM  
Her? She's Ugly
2002-03-22 11:07:44 AM  
Here's a place that had an online portfolio of her pics:
2002-03-22 11:07:44 AM  
Cablanasians - I hate 'em cuz I ain't 'em.
2002-03-22 11:07:50 AM  
That was supposed to be said in "Clark Griswoldian"
2002-03-22 11:08:06 AM  
She's crap in bed though - far too vain.
2002-03-22 11:08:37 AM  
So a micheal jackson wannabe who makes too much money for whacking a tiny ball around a swiss cheese cemetary gets a rich skank ho for a girlefriend. I can go on living now.
2002-03-22 11:09:13 AM  
Hell, I would even do her.

What are you some sort of god?

Nevermind. I just got it (looked at your profile).
2002-03-22 11:09:15 AM  
2002-03-22 11:09:19 AM  
hubba hubba
2002-03-22 11:10:02 AM  
skank ho. riiight. jealousy's a biatch, ain't it?
2002-03-22 11:12:07 AM  
I wonder what ever happened to the original "hubba Hubba" Girl?
Evelyn West and her treasure Chest
2002-03-22 11:12:23 AM  
Matzug: Muahaha
2002-03-22 11:12:30 AM  
he's rich as hell. he can have whatever he wants.

hope they're not making an OJ jr.
2002-03-22 11:12:47 AM  
Is it considered "vain" if I would leave my girlfriend for her just for looks? I mean come on, if Tiger's dating her she has to have a nice "personality" too, right?
2002-03-22 11:16:54 AM  
[image from too old to be available] My wife's better looking than her.
2002-03-22 11:17:08 AM  
White Twatt Rules!
2002-03-22 11:17:15 AM  
Big Jim - I don't think his being half black has anything to do with it. Its farkworthy because she's a beautiful Swedish model. Its the boobies man, its the boobies!
2002-03-22 11:17:49 AM  
Matzug. No, that's the problem. She kept trying to flatter herself with this idea that she was interesting. Still, nice arse, though, and she likes it up there.
2002-03-22 11:18:08 AM  
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2002-03-22 11:18:09 AM  
I wonder if she gives him any strokes.
2002-03-22 11:19:47 AM  
Every guy here is saying "dammit! all that money...I woulda sucked that guy off..."
2002-03-22 11:19:53 AM  
Who cares? More vapid celebrity "news" that simultaneously invades the subjects' private lives, and rots the readers' brains. Tiger Woods can date a space alien for all I care, if it makes him happy.
2002-03-22 11:20:55 AM  
Looks like Tiger's #1 ranking is gone. Stroke count is destined to climb.

stroke count......I kill me.
2002-03-22 11:21:31 AM  
Well, sure, she's hot.

If you like that kind of thing.

Besides, I'm sure he's just a really nice guy. The type of really nice guy that every girl goes for.

You know, the John Cusack character in Say Anything... type of guy.

Yeah, and that's just not total bullshiat, either.
2002-03-22 11:22:17 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a muppet?
2002-03-22 11:22:52 AM  
I really need to move to sweden
2002-03-22 11:23:36 AM  
Damn! Foiled again, that damn Tiger. First he gets that sweet Buick endorsement, now he gets some third rate supermodel......Why God Why? Unless he gets hurt or arrested, I'm moving for no more Tiger news.
2002-03-22 11:24:32 AM  
2002-03-22 11:26:16 AM  
A black sports superstar dating a white woman! Who has ever heard of such a thing!
2002-03-22 11:26:52 AM  
I dunno, but the picture in that article doesn't really do much for me.
2002-03-22 11:27:51 AM  
Is there a more boring sports personality than Tiger Woods? Oh wait, he doesn't have a personality.

"I like to shape my balls."

2002-03-22 11:28:28 AM  
do a google image search on her name... the sitre it links to is down but check out the thumbnails... she's totally smoking...

I'd wager she's in FHM, Maxim or one of those damn mags in say, 3 months...
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