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2002-03-22 12:15:33 PM  
I thought Muslims outnumbered Christians!



2002-03-22 12:15:37 PM  
I'm an existential nihilist.
2002-03-22 12:15:40 PM  
Buddhist rocks.... FIRST!
2002-03-22 12:15:57 PM  
Yes. I am first.
2002-03-22 12:15:58 PM  
2002-03-22 12:16:02 PM  
No waffle on ceiling religion?
2002-03-22 12:16:29 PM  
This should be good!
2002-03-22 12:16:35 PM  
I used to be, at least.

I believed in the existence of nothing except myself, but Trashdogg obviously does.

Unless he's a figment of my imagination.
2002-03-22 12:16:53 PM  
what no Jedi Knights?
2002-03-22 12:17:05 PM  
What a coincidence. About 5 minutes ago I had 2 old women trying to shove the word of god down my throat on my doorstep.

(is that a sentence?)
2002-03-22 12:17:08 PM  
2002-03-22 12:17:26 PM  
There are more Scientolgists than there are Rastafarians.
2002-03-22 12:17:37 PM  
Spiritism is slightly more than Judiaism? Good god :(
2002-03-22 12:18:09 PM  
Whoaah. Loadsa other people. Maybe I'm not...
2002-03-22 12:18:27 PM  
I don't believe in Beatles...

"I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up on end, and all that," Teddy said, "It was on a Sunday, I remember. My sister was only a very tiny child then, and she was drinking her milk, and all of a sudden I saw that she was God, and the milk was God. I mean, all she was doing was pouring God into God, if you know what I mean."
2002-03-22 12:18:44 PM  

Oh for chrissakes

2002-03-22 12:18:48 PM  
Christianity-2 billion people damned to hell daily
2002-03-22 12:18:49 PM  
Scientology is a religion? I thought it was kooky science fiction about some dude named Xenu and bad aliens named Thetans.
2002-03-22 12:18:49 PM  
I've never heard of some of those religions.
2002-03-22 12:18:58 PM  
Skininkism: number of followers : 10 * E to the power of nth.

Number of leaders: 1

Net holdings : Enough money only to buy beer for the current day for the Esteemed Leader.

All in all, a very stealthy religion.
2002-03-22 12:19:35 PM  

It sort of died out after the god was eaten ;)
2002-03-22 12:19:35 PM  
Hope the Christians can get together and kick some muslim ass
2002-03-22 12:19:40 PM  
Doesn't Fark have it's own religious catagory?!?!?!?

Oh wait...that would fall under primal-indigenous athiets freaks.
2002-03-22 12:20:42 PM  
You guys are going to love this

I followed a link from the page, to Famous Christians!
2002-03-22 12:20:44 PM  
I worship dryer lint and chickenwire, where's my piece of the pie?
2002-03-22 12:20:52 PM  
Number #18! Wooohoo! I'm officially an Other! My dreams have come true! I'm an Other!
2002-03-22 12:21:19 PM  
Well, that headline was misleading. I thought they were referring to my own personal cult.

Speaking of which...

2002-03-22 12:22:12 PM  
I bet the Muslim percentage goes down soon.
2002-03-22 12:22:45 PM  
Im a born again Farkian.
2002-03-22 12:22:54 PM  
"Every sperm is sacred..."
2002-03-22 12:22:59 PM  
So I guess Farkism isn't a major religion yet. But we will be, one day...
2002-03-22 12:23:05 PM  
Off the famous Christians favorite is

David Suchet - actor ("Hercule Poirot" on the PBS series "Mystery")


2002-03-22 12:24:00 PM  
anarchist reactionary running-dog revisionist
hindu muslim catholic creation/evolutionist
rational romantic mystic cynical idealist
minimal expressionBoobies-modern neo-symbolist
armchair rocket scientist graffiti existentialist
deconstruction primitive performance photo-realist
be-bop or a one-drop or a hip-hop lite-pop-metallist
gold adult contemporary urban country capitalist

You Bet Your Life.
2002-03-22 12:24:17 PM  
Wooo hooo! Athiest are in at #4!

We have more ?followers? than the next 7 on the list combined! Woohoo!

Not to mention that many "Christians" are technically agnostic :)
2002-03-22 12:24:20 PM  
"Kneel before ZOD!"
"Oh you can't, you're wheelchair bound"
2002-03-22 12:24:27 PM  
Top of the List:
Willie Aames - former actor, "Eight is Enough".

Color me impressed!
2002-03-22 12:24:59 PM  
14%. Us atheists don't have it that bad I suppose. If we could just get rid of the Christians and Muslims, we'd have it made.
2002-03-22 12:25:19 PM  
Don't worry about the Co$ numbers. They count anyone who ever took their silly 'personality quiz'.
2002-03-22 12:25:38 PM  
Hedonist with an drop of "I give a crap".
2002-03-22 12:25:40 PM  
This has nothing to do with me.
2002-03-22 12:26:19 PM  
A handy coffee table reference sheet for Armageddon.
2002-03-22 12:26:31 PM  
Which one was Willie Ames, anyway?
2002-03-22 12:27:04 PM  
Was he that unctuous little kid Nicholas? I always wanted to kick his ass...
2002-03-22 12:28:53 PM  
WooHoo: 'We're number, uh, 19!'

Of course, if you throw in the aetheists, indigenists, lapsed Jews and pagans, all of whom can fit, then we're number 3, or so.

We're also bad at math. Something about having no concept of hell with which to threaten children into learning it.
2002-03-22 12:29:03 PM  
"Over 20 percent of the world's population does not claim any allegiance to a religion. Most are agnostics. Others are atheists, who deny the existence of God."
2002-03-22 12:29:19 PM  
Zeus is gonna kick your non-following ass!!
2002-03-22 12:29:40 PM  
Yeah Buddy!

This week at number 4 and still climbing the charts!

- Grumpy
2002-03-22 12:30:07 PM  
Willie Aimes is the one that went on to Charles in Charge.
2002-03-22 12:30:18 PM  
Loki see,

Credit your references, you thieving bastard.

Rush, Roll the Bones, "You Bet Your Life".

2002-03-22 12:30:20 PM  
Oh, yeah. Ironbar fits, too. Maybe That moves us up!
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