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(FarkMan)   Farkman #5, brought to you by farker Rabbit   ( divider line
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2791 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Mar 2002 at 8:13 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-22 08:16:57 AM  
this was released a couple of days ago. I thought it was a new one. :-(
2002-03-22 08:18:45 AM  
Me too... Now I'm dissapointed :(
2002-03-22 08:19:37 AM  
Bah! Me too :-( Sorry. damn submitters
2002-03-22 08:20:23 AM  
2002-03-22 08:21:20 AM  
there are no repeats, just classics.

yeah, RIGHT

**still, jiggling BOOBIES rawk!**
2002-03-22 08:22:09 AM  
Does this mean we get to vote for the next episode all over again?
My suggestion is that Farkman goes through a time warp and repeats everything he did last week again and again and again.
2002-03-22 08:23:28 AM  
**_Rat sits at his desk humming the "Boobies" song....**
2002-03-22 08:23:33 AM  
2002-03-22 08:26:09 AM  
Three words. "This is gay."
2002-03-22 08:28:20 AM  
Farkman smokes some Jimson Weed and goes dream-like into the land of Henry Darger where he has to fight in the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion
2002-03-22 08:29:42 AM  
Farkman whoops up on Evil Wil Wheaton again and everyone yells "repeat!" Then the Mod Police swoop in and ban all the whiners.
2002-03-22 08:30:48 AM  
Farkman inserts barrel of shotgun in mouth, pulls trigger. The End.
2002-03-22 08:43:08 AM  
Damn that poster, I was like w00t new episode, but no same crap as before.. stupid reposts...
2002-03-22 08:44:36 AM  
Supergay shows up and follows Farkman wherever he goes. Farkman doesn't realize that Supergay is gay and attracted to him. The girls kill him, but he just keeps coming back.
2002-03-22 08:45:47 AM  
Bucket of Pelicans.
2002-03-22 08:51:24 AM  
2002-03-22 08:52:03 AM  
I'm not sure why this got posted again, either. I won't be using any submitted idea here.
2002-03-22 08:53:43 AM  
idea = ideas
parallax = confused
farkers = flame me all day long now. :-(
2002-03-22 08:56:59 AM  
Here's some fresh entertainment instead (fresh meaning I didn't make it, but someone talented at the Onion did instead):

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2002-03-22 09:02:15 AM  
I was impressed that they could crank another out so quick.

but they didn't.

now I must cry.
2002-03-22 09:14:06 AM  
Farkman and the girls take a '76 Pacer (very easy car to draw since it's just a glass bubble) and use it for the Farkmobile.

As they drive off Evil Wil Wheaton arrives at the car dealership and attaches a flaming pumpkin to Walken's body for a new head and makes him his new henchman to replace Frenchie who surrendered to Nutsack Squirrel and the Taco Bell dog (quick shot of Frenchie in a cage back at PETA and Nutsack Squirrel and Taco Bell dog are poking him in the crotch with sticks and laughing).

Evil Wil Wheaton announces he has a cunning plan to eliminate Farkman and recapture Cliche Kitty once more.
Evil laughter.
End of episode.
2002-03-22 09:19:44 AM  
Again, Drew will hopefully pull this link.

No ideas here will be accepted. Farkman #5 doesn't link to this comments thingy. On behalf of whoever posted this link, I apologize for any confusion today.
2002-03-22 09:32:26 AM  
To use teh whole watch speech from Pulp Fiction is, how do you say?, ah yes... dumb. great, otherwise.
2002-03-22 09:35:54 AM  
This is so old... I saw this episode days ago. Farkman is getting trite anyway. I think cliche kitty and "farkman" have the same meanings now if you look them up in that dictionary book type thing. Oh yeah, that Britney link from today... that is about 2 months old also. biatch and complain... that's me.
2002-03-22 09:39:17 AM  
Seeing it a second time does let you realize its small imperfections.Shouldn't the Boobies chick have her Boobs bouncing as she walks? EVen falsies jiggle a lil.
2002-03-22 09:39:37 AM  
Well you can always look at my latest flash if you want. (semi-NSFW)

It's relatively fresh.
2002-03-22 09:39:37 AM  
GooberMcFly - did you say:

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2002-03-22 09:48:03 AM  
Ghastly...I got about twnty seconds in and discovered the "semi" part of "semi-NSFW." :-)
2002-03-22 09:51:03 AM  
Well they were only semi-erect you see.
2002-03-22 10:18:48 AM  
Houghton, you are my god!
2002-03-22 10:40:14 AM  
walken can't die. it just isn't gonna happen. He had better at least come back as some sort of headless horseman guy.
2002-03-22 10:44:26 AM  
gratuitygirl feels bad for walken and allows his head attached to her body.

hilarity ensues.
2002-03-22 11:40:21 AM  
GooberMcFly: you have no idea how long I've been waiting for someone to make a comment about pelicans. Thank you.
2002-03-22 11:48:22 AM  
Farkman punches Walken in the face after he makes a rude comment about his cat. Farkman steals a corvette with leather seats and one of the girls is riding on his lap. They get out into the middle of nowhere, and then PETA comes out and smashes the car because it has imitation leather seats that PETA thinks offends animals by saying that their skin isn't good enough for seats.
2002-03-22 12:15:40 PM  
We need Mr. T!!!
2002-03-22 12:54:47 PM  
Holy shiat Mr. T!! And Gary Coleman too!!
2002-03-22 01:12:21 PM  
2002-03-22 01:33:47 PM  
I gave you weeners already dagnabbit! You people are insatiable!
2002-03-22 01:55:39 PM  
You forgot the little kids at the end shouting "H!!"
2002-03-22 02:00:21 PM  
That's because today's episode was brought to you by the number 3 and the number 3 hates children.
2002-03-22 02:12:48 PM  
Hey Parallax... I've got another Bobby for you...

I had forgotten about this until I came to this conference here in LosT Angeles...

2002-03-22 02:21:29 PM  
that was supposed to be :
2002-03-22 02:36:32 PM  
I'm still.....very very very heart broken, Parallax, you won't even talk to me or email me or nuffin. I'm very very hurt. Very. I won that voting thing and it wasn't a bible. You make baby Jesus cry! *sniff*
2002-03-22 02:37:26 PM  
Hey cool! This could be the '76 Pacer they end up taking.

[image from too old to be available]

It's not just a '76 Pacer... it's a Bad Ass '76 Pacer.
2002-03-22 02:40:40 PM  
Farkman does battle with forces of Cosmiverse.

Incorporate intermittent commentary/narrative by Jack Chick or Cap.
2002-03-22 04:56:01 PM  
I think Farkman should steal the Mystery Meat car!
2002-03-22 04:58:50 PM  
The Mystery Meat Car!

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2002-03-22 05:01:58 PM  
Sorry posting so many posts in a row. Her is the ultimate car! Mystery Meat!

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2002-03-22 05:38:15 PM  
Mr. T! With or without Gary Coleman.
2002-03-22 07:33:45 PM  
Zoid... the Mystery Meat car and the farking Herbie Love Bug cracked me the fvck up!!
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