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(Yahoo)   Man with "TIPSY" license plate faces DUI charges   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 53
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2005-03-16 10:27:45 AM  
I don't disagree with Submitter's choice of tags, but may have been more appropriate...
 
2005-03-16 10:34:18 AM  
Ironic would be if the license said "SOBER" or something similar.
 
2005-03-16 11:00:58 AM  
 
2005-03-16 11:33:44 AM  
In retrospect, perhaps my 'MOLSTR' license plate wasn't such a good idea.
 
2005-03-16 12:24:54 PM  
I once had a bumper sticker that said:

If you can read this, I'm drunk.

/just kidding, about the bumper sticker part.
 
2005-03-16 12:44:51 PM  
I knew a guy who had a "Drunk" license plate, no kidding. And, he did drink a lot.

Never did understand the logic behind that choice. Youthful bravado? Whatever.
 
dly
2005-03-16 12:45:43 PM  
I have never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
 
2005-03-16 12:46:36 PM  
"It doesn't mean I drink and drive," he said. "It just means I have a good time."

Apparently it does.
 
2005-03-16 12:47:41 PM  
Just so I understand the politics around here...

If someone submits an original story, with an original headline... it might receive a greenlight..

But, if you cut and paste from drudge, it's an automatic greenlight?

/submitted better stories with better headlines
//bitter
///over it now
 
2005-03-16 12:48:09 PM  
Another story on this guy points out that he's from Fargo, North Dakota. We do need a North Dakota tag!

/never been in Coach's
 
2005-03-16 12:49:05 PM  
I drive better drunk than most cops.
 
2005-03-16 12:49:33 PM  
Personalized license plates? Bah...

In my day we didn't have no fancy pants license plates... we had people paint their vehicles with loud colors and phrases like, "Caution: Nervous Mother Driving" on the back.... and we liked it!
 
2005-03-16 12:50:11 PM  
Oops-- he's from Argusville....didn't read close enough


/never been in Argusville, either
 
2005-03-16 12:50:34 PM  
AzraelBrown

No, just a Fargo tag.

/ You betcha'
// Darn tootin'
 
2005-03-16 12:50:48 PM  
dly - LOL - i'm going to have to remember that one...

BTW, at least a thousand times i've seen the 'i submitted this w/ a better headline' line trotted out. yet not once in all those times did the person say what their headline was. hence, i always call shenanigans when i see that...

cheers
 
2005-03-16 12:50:57 PM  
Tipsy, by J-Kwon is the dumbest farking rap song ever.

I had the pleasure of hearing it as a ring tone while I took a shiat in a barnes and noble bathroom. How fitting....
 
2005-03-16 12:51:31 PM  
I don't disagree with Submitter's choice of tags, but may have been more appropriate...
/Obvious tag would have been more appropriate
 
2005-03-16 12:51:37 PM  
 
2005-03-16 12:51:49 PM  
ocelot: I drive better drunk than most cops.

How do drunk cops drive?
 
2005-03-16 12:52:57 PM  
I second the vote for the /Obvious tag!
 
cdo
2005-03-16 12:54:14 PM  
I had to laugh... My "CRK DLR" plates get me in trouble all the time

Seriously, anyone ever notice that every other car in Virginia has vanity plates? Are they free there or what? And, typical of 99% of vanity plates, they are awfully dumb. One great exception to that rule is my friend who has plates that read "ESRUC" He got them after an event that happened within the last 6 months. Anyone wanna guess what the plate symbolizes?
 
2005-03-16 12:54:59 PM  
Things like this guy's license plate always made me think to myself "What a dumbass!" It's like these people that put "4:20" stickers or some sort of beer brand sticker on their car. It seems to me that they are just asking to be pulled over and/or hasseled by the cops.

Since I go to alot of concerts that have hippies around (i.e. Phish, The Daed, etc.), I have heard many stories of people being pulled over for no good reason other than they had a bunch of Grateful Dead and/or pot-themed stickers on their VW bus while they drove through the South...
 
2005-03-16 12:59:07 PM  
You know you're asking for touble if you license plate is MJ_SMKR
 
2005-03-16 12:59:37 PM  
Seriously, anyone ever notice that every other car in Virginia has vanity plates? Are they free there or what?

It's worse in New Hampshire. I'd say 1/4 to 1/3 of everyone has a vanity plate - they're only $20 more. Auto insurance is optional as well. So there's basically a lot of white trash driving around with no insurance but spiffy vanity plates.

My favorite was a VW Beetle with the plate "DRUGZ". Unfortunately he was a pharmaceutical rep.
 
2005-03-16 01:00:50 PM  
"TIPSY" because of the way your Jeep handles? That sounds like a lie to me.

He feels stupid ... he should get used to that feeling.
 
2005-03-16 01:00:57 PM  
I used to see a guy around a lot who had "stoner" on his license plate. I thought, No, he can't be that stupid--he must be a stonemason or something. But he might have been--that stupid.
 
2005-03-16 01:02:16 PM  
uh-oh. spose I should get rid of my E 4 SALE plates.
 
2005-03-16 01:02:28 PM  
"STONER" could very well be the man's name.
 
2005-03-16 01:02:38 PM  
DrSheetz:

I don't disagree with Submitter's choice of tags, but [ironic] may have been more appropriate...

Congratulations, you have just revealed your ignorance of that word's meaning.
 
2005-03-16 01:03:11 PM  
I'm putting in for my UFIA,/b> plates today.
 
2005-03-16 01:03:12 PM  
i saw this plate once and thought it was cute: IMYY4U

(i am 'too wise' for you)...
 
2005-03-16 01:03:46 PM  
damn shift key
 
2005-03-16 01:04:25 PM  
Fun with license plates...
 
2005-03-16 01:05:58 PM  
Florida "A55 RGY" in 5,4,3...
 
2005-03-16 01:06:27 PM  
I always thought the guy I see with the "BEER DRINKER" bumper sticker was asking for it.

/Next liscence plate: REVENGE
//Playin' it safe
 
2005-03-16 01:06:54 PM  
Anyone remember this??



/appropriate?
 
2005-03-16 01:07:55 PM  
 
2005-03-16 01:19:58 PM  
kennedy311: Anyone remember this??


I do! And honest to god, I was driving to work a few months ago and saw one that was A55 RG? (don't remember the last character). The one day I don't have my camera with me....
 
cdo
2005-03-16 01:24:36 PM  
Try this one on for size, the plate in question is "ESRUC" and it is in reference to something that happened within the last 6 months...
 
2005-03-16 01:27:26 PM  
Don't you guys remember the "NO TAG" licence plate?
 
2005-03-16 01:28:01 PM  
CURSE BFD
 
2005-03-16 01:28:38 PM  
oops wrong link
 
2005-03-16 01:29:11 PM  
cdo:

One great exception to that rule is my friend who has plates that read "ESRUC" He got them after an event that happened within the last 6 months. Anyone wanna guess what the plate symbolizes?


Wooohooo! Reverse the C-U-R-S-E. Not a sox fan. Not a baseball fan. I do like puzzles though.
 
2005-03-16 01:30:25 PM  
 
2005-03-16 01:33:26 PM  
Ugh, this is old news, happened this weekend.

I've seen this asshole driving around in his truck in Fargo.
The funniest part is that he was also convicted of driving under the influence while snowmobliling. Probably trying to drink away the pain of being named "Josiah".

North Dakota...yer on a roll buddy. Keep those meth labs in churches, naked drunk drivers, and kids riding mules to school coming!--WMZ
 
2005-03-16 01:41:47 PM  
 
2005-03-16 01:43:35 PM  
ND trifecta is in play! Repeat, there might be three news stories out of ND in one day!

I live here and I didn't know that much happened in 24 hours.

Also, Turf > Coach's.
 
2005-03-16 02:21:21 PM  
 
2005-03-16 02:27:44 PM  
3, here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6,
Self explanatory I ain't gotta say i'm rich,
This single man aint tryna get hitched,
nubian waste it on me man son of a biatch,
Brushed it all off now i'm back to gettin lit,
Grisa orange juice man this some good ish,
Homeboy trippin cause i'm starin at his chick,
Now he on the sideline starin at my clique,
Here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3,
Hands in the air if you cats drunk as me,
Club on the set kwon cut out them trees,
Dude i don't care i'm a p.i.m.p.

Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in this biatch gettin tipsy.

Everybody in the club gettin tipsy.
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy.
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy.
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy.
 
2005-03-16 02:28:50 PM  
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