Hehe... haven't seen a Pee-Wee's Big Adventure reference in a headline... um, ever?

Tequila!

Clairvoyants... I'll take "gullible doofuses" for $500, Alex!

Nice Pee-Wee reference, bravo submitter!

Basement?! There's no basement in the alamo!

But?

BUT???

Everybody I know has a big But!

Well, really, it's one or the other.

Glad to see I'm not the only one that got the Pee-Wee reference :)

We're the Satan's Helpers!

if you wave a plum over a picture of the alamo it will tell you where the basement is.

B-)-~

Next thing you know, he'll be stealing a bike from Jason Hervey and helping to evacuate a burning pet store.

that was so funny I forgot to laugh...


okay, okay, I did laugh. great headline.

"That's the general who stole my bike!"

yo

If the headline is so funny, then why don't you marry it?

GIS for "Madame Ruby"

/obscure?

"and when they pulled the body, from the twisted, burning, wreck! It looked like..."

You could Lawrence Fishburne was going to have a career in acting from his heartwarming portrayal of Cowboy Curtis.

Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!?

spearmint, or fruit?

So the Large Marge I was riding with was...

...HER GHOST!

dude looks like a nazi in that photo

Psychics are worthless. They didn't predict 9/11, the tsunami or Princess Diana's death... at least, the ones we KNOW ABOUT didn't...

/Operation MK-Ultra, anyone?
//No, that was LSD, dammit

I am a psychic and I see through the void that right this minute Pee Wee is pulling his pud to a bunch of internet pron.

"Tell'em Large Marge sent ya!"

I'll just go ahead and lodge my prediction: He's hiding in Cambodia, in a secret base under Angkor Wat.

/I'm psychotic, I know everything

Francis!!!

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

I meant to do that.

Paging Mr. Herman... Mr. Herman... you have a telephone call at the front desk.

If they are so clairvoyant, why don't they give specifics? "He's defenately hiding somewhere near his home country Coratia" doesn't exactly impress me. I mean what's the point in having the title "Psychic" if you can't do anything with the "Gift" other than make broad generalizations? Jese, why even post an article on them? That's giving them more credit than they deserve.

*rubs hands on temples* "it's a wooded place near water"

a pre-requisite for "clarivoyants" attempting to help on an unsolved case should be at least one lottery win.

Any reference to a Tim Burton movie is a good reference in my book. Bravo submitter!

"This is our friend, Pedro, and his wife, Inez! Thay are making corn tortillas. There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will explain to you, right now!"

/met Jan Hooks once
/loves Jan Hooks