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		Having solved all other problems, goatnapping would become a felony under lawmakers' bill (seattletimes.nwsource.com)		37
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ecmo19741974		2005-03-14 11:26:01 PM

Technically, it's realy KIDnapping...

but it may also be NannyNapping, or BillyNapping.

gopher321		2005-03-14 11:59:16 PM

Omegamerc		2005-03-15 12:34:26 AM

Im sorry but who the fark goatnaps? Beastiaphilliac person thingy?

/new word to websters?
//you bet!

AlienOmega		2005-03-15 12:34:48 AM

gopher321, I think I speak for most farkers when I ask you, WTF?

JewishMexican		2005-03-15 12:40:43 AM

AO, you speak for me. I wonder if they're trying to cut down on the number of farmers sticking their animals legs in those nice boots to get them to hold still.

Nuclear Monk		2005-03-15 12:41:11 AM

People just don't understand the bond between a man and his showgoat.

Goatnapping should be a capitol crime.

IdoknowJack		2005-03-15 12:41:41 AM

dangling modifier!

/clutches chest in agony

pebert		2005-03-15 12:43:44 AM

What is this, Nazi Germany?!

Rachelingua		2005-03-15 12:44:39 AM

Sylvia?

d00fy		2005-03-15 12:45:22 AM

Who cares..

//Did they ever outlaw cow tipping?

Stickdeath		2005-03-15 12:48:10 AM

Love that pic gopher321.

Omegamerc		2005-03-15 12:48:20 AM

d00fy Not untill they find the magical Chocolate milk!

TOG88		2005-03-15 12:52:16 AM

While reading the article images from The Animal kept coming to mind.

Diabolic		2005-03-15 12:52:21 AM

mmmmm....goat.....augggg

cedarpark		2005-03-15 12:53:05 AM

.... um... what would the Statue of Limitations be on Goatnapping?

/just askin'...

Rodeodoc		2005-03-15 12:58:24 AM

Let the goats nap. What's wrong with catching a couple of zzzz's once in a while?

tomasso		2005-03-15 01:02:55 AM

... but, IdoknowJack, it's a very entertaining dangling modifier!

I, for one, take comfort in the knowledge that goatnapping has solved all other problems.

mboots		2005-03-15 01:04:49 AM

In other news el chupacabra is looking for a safe house

/goatnapping leads invariably to goatsucking

Kurmudgeon		2005-03-15 01:11:16 AM

I thought it was already a felony, you can't just take a person's Pontiac without asking.
/drtfa

eraser8		2005-03-15 01:12:08 AM

Damn it, mboots, I was going to make a chupacabra reference.

Oh well, I can still post the pic.

**grumble, grumble**

InflatableJesus		2005-03-15 01:18:44 AM

"A plump kid, named Espresso because of her darker fur, was the one snatched."

This sentence conjures up many different images; all of them are disturbing.

InflatableJesus		2005-03-15 01:22:36 AM

cedarpark: This, perhaps?

madcat033		2005-03-15 01:23:16 AM

Damn goats, I keep telling them that if they would get a good night's sleep they wouldn't need to take so many naps. Hopefully this legislation will straighten them out.

madcat033		2005-03-15 01:26:10 AM

cedarpark
.... um... what would the Statue of Limitations be on Goatnapping?

Haha statue of limitations!

/statute

Trucker		2005-03-15 01:26:54 AM

All of this is because Iraqi men need women.

/Just KIDding

Halfmast Trousers		2005-03-15 01:31:33 AM

Sure, they can regulate the cabras, but they'll never get their hands on the chupacabras.

BLIAD THE IMPALER		2005-03-15 01:47:17 AM

I live in Washington State, and we have a terrible problem with this....

Just today I was at the grocery store and there must have been a dozen or more goats chained up the the bicycle rack.

damn it feels good to be a gangsta		2005-03-15 01:55:55 AM

This somehow reminds me of the name of that guy we're not supposed to say. You know... That guy who does something, but it can't be mentioned, lest bannination ensue. Try not to think about it, though.

Ku_No_Ichi		2005-03-15 02:16:23 AM

It's about time!!!

SigmundFreud		2005-03-15 02:54:39 AM

In other news, this is my second submission in two days that got greenlighted, both using stale old cliches!

squirr31master		2005-03-15 03:05:17 AM

goats are sexy!!!! : ) !!! : )!!!! !)!!)!)!) )! !) !)

Day_Old_Dutchie		2005-03-15 07:01:40 AM

I would think the charges for stealing a goat would be Grand Theft Auto

MrT		2005-03-15 08:42:58 AM

Hang on, theft is only considered a misdemeanor? That seems pretty lenient!

Goaty-Oat		2005-03-15 08:58:39 AM

name aside,

There was an article out of the Pittsburgh post-gazette about two men who stole someone's goat, bashed it over the head with a pipe, cut it up, and tried to trade it's meat for some crack. I guess that's a reason to steal a goat.