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(Over The Limit)   Men's guide to strip club etiquette.   ( ) divider line
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15398 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Mar 2002 at 10:01 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-21 07:47:06 PM  
Fifth, so you paid your entrance fee and you are ordering your first beer. Good. Look at the breasts on that one! Yes, LOOK! That's what they are there for. Everyone in there knows you did not come to converse, stare into her eyes or sweep her off her feet. So, look, stare, drool, but just don't touch.

And with my luck, it's the case in rea life, too. No touchy.
2002-03-21 07:50:11 PM  
In her world you are a dime dozen, just another paying patron.

What?! I feel so used!
2002-03-21 10:03:58 PM  
Heh, feeling used by staring at someone with 32 other men, how [image from too old to be available].
2002-03-21 10:04:00 PM  
Don't throw up on the strippers!
2002-03-21 10:04:23 PM  
Perfect Thread for this:

*Nekkid Stripper Streak*
2002-03-21 10:04:27 PM  
2002-03-21 10:04:37 PM  
No pics. who wants to read about boobies when we could be looking at boobies. I think i am getting a headache.
2002-03-21 10:04:37 PM  
You can say anything you like
But you can't touch the merchandise
She'll give you ev'ry penny's worth
But it will cost you a dollar first
(The Tubes)
2002-03-21 10:04:53 PM  
I just made $50 from Duke's demise, I'm going to have to visit the Champaigne room
2002-03-21 10:05:45 PM  
Some even call it the champagne room, haha
2002-03-21 10:08:44 PM  
*streaks through the stripper thread*

And Weeeeeeeeee!!
2002-03-21 10:09:37 PM  
Fiteclub you and me think alike. I guess fark is content with everyone talking about the duke game on the other message boards.
2002-03-21 10:09:54 PM  
I should of read that before I went in my first strip club ever last week, I was really nervous, it sucked
Man were those chicks hot though


Don't remember the name, it is on Hamden in Denver, 3 miles east of i-25.

Highly recommended
2002-03-21 10:11:11 PM  
lol, I am always amused, for some reason, by the idea of giving quarters to strippers rather than dollar bills.

Ever seen Dogma? Remember the scene with the gang in the club? Yeah, well imagine that going on only they hold up quarters rather than dollars. That makes me laugh.
2002-03-21 10:11:56 PM  
you know strippers are alot more generous with girls in strip clubs then they are with men. i've actually gotten hickys, phone #'s, and one even went so far as to gently pet my crotch while telling me i was gorgeous...
*mental note to self; need to go to strip club again*
2002-03-21 10:12:31 PM  
Nothing is worse then having a girl dance for you and paying her nothing for it. It's like stealing.

And $20 for an approx 3 min song isn't?
2002-03-21 10:12:36 PM  
There's no sex in the champagne room. But if you pay enough you can get the Clinton definition of no sex or a decent hummer.
2002-03-21 10:13:46 PM  
Mizzou all the way!
2002-03-21 10:15:17 PM  
I'm just waiting for my link about IU to get posted, all be all over that thread. Otherwise, I'd be in here tell all sorts of stories about my boobie bar trips. That 4 and a half years going to Indiana really paid off.
2002-03-21 10:16:49 PM  
UCLA wins tonight. Not sure if they can beat OK though. That was a scary 2nd half.
2002-03-21 10:16:53 PM  
As of right now, there are 25 links to the Duke/Indiana game on the Total Fark main page.
2002-03-21 10:17:31 PM  
I heard that strippers really like it when you wear a big goofy foam finger and Elvis sunglasses.
2002-03-21 10:18:08 PM  
So full of hate and Guinness and now $50. Not full of it internally of course, no. But it'll be turned into Guinness and other stouts, then!
2002-03-21 10:18:43 PM  
Ok. .anyone have Total Fark? How many Duke sucks links are there?
2002-03-21 10:19:41 PM  
Etiquette, I don't need no stinkin Etiquette!
2002-03-21 10:19:42 PM  

Ask and you shall receive.

[image from too old to be available]

2002-03-21 10:19:49 PM  
Duke is all over Fark but no post about the finish. this is uncalled for.
UCLA is a very good team but injuries and a hot Mizzou are going to put an end to their run.
2002-03-21 10:20:25 PM  
Thanks Squinth.
2002-03-21 10:20:42 PM  
I missed the part in this article about the unrequited boner.
2002-03-21 10:21:23 PM  
So I was in Vegas last week for Spring break. Hopped in a cab, and immediately the cabbie starts telling us about his experiences at strip joints. He gives us free passes to some place, and tells us that when we get there, when we see a girl we like, to wiggle our tongues at her, and she'll let you 'eat out the box'.

Like I need to hear that from some greasy cabbie. Vegas owns, but there are some farking farked up farkers there.
2002-03-21 10:23:08 PM  
Thanks twister! they look good enough to eat:)
2002-03-21 10:23:25 PM  
Well said.

Duke sucks. There's a riot in Lexington, Drew was seen stealing two kegs from Deja Vu.
2002-03-21 10:24:51 PM  
boo hoo! ya had me then ya lost me!

get over it Sportd Farks!
2002-03-21 10:25:18 PM  
People, calm down. As soon as an admin. wakes up from the stupor, I'm sure there will be a few links put through.
2002-03-21 10:25:57 PM  
So, look, stare, drool, but just don't touch.

What the heck? I guess not every club is like mons venus in Tampa where you can touch anywhere but beaverland. Unfortunately they don't have private rooms. God that's it, now I have to make a trip over there soon. This article made me realize how long it's been since I've been. Oh and since it mentioned proper attire, next time I wear thin basketball shorts with no underwear (or sweatpants or something). Oh and speaking of the erection thing and not mentioning it, after my last dance with the hottest girl I have ever seen, she said, "Lemme have a hug." to which I replied, "I can't stand up right now." Blah.

2002-03-21 10:26:11 PM  
2002-03-21 10:26:59 PM  
Okay, so I'm not allowed to comment on my woody, but can I mention her's?

"Wow, that's a pretty big dick for a girl!"
2002-03-21 10:27:55 PM  
Give me Boobies or Give me Death!

but Boobies would be nice.
2002-03-21 10:29:26 PM  
There's all kinds of nice boobies in Total Fark!! And you can make comments there too!!
2002-03-21 10:30:25 PM  
hay Omar I can understand not wanting to hear about the game. That is exactly why their should be a post about so the people who want to talk about it dont have to invade to boards of those who don't.
2002-03-21 10:30:27 PM  
Death by Boobies... that's how I wanna go.
2002-03-21 10:30:57 PM  
The only reason no Duke Sucks posts are so Drew can extort new accounts! I smell Shadow Government Conspiracies!
2002-03-21 10:31:12 PM  
I don't want old boobie links I want new fresh boobies.
2002-03-21 10:34:33 PM  
A stripper once brought me on stage and started to smother me with her boobies it was scary yet so pleasurable at the same time!
2002-03-21 10:35:27 PM  
2002-03-21 10:36:31 PM  
im all Farked up...I think its time i went...Total fark

Say A Prayer..i'l be Back
2002-03-21 10:37:12 PM  
someone tell me what/where/who "Duke" is?
2002-03-21 10:37:25 PM  
Not too smart there, Chumly.
2002-03-21 10:38:27 PM  
Something's wrong when guys are talking about basketball in a thread about strippers.
2002-03-21 10:39:56 PM  
i think got caught a cold from a stripper; i am angry. I hate duke. they cost me a lot of money.
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