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(BBSpot)   Top 11 movie sequels the we probably won't get to see   ( divider line
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2002-03-22 12:39:04 AM  
Where is the amusing part?
2002-03-22 12:39:14 AM  
1. Dude, Where's My Plot?

2002-03-22 12:39:42 AM  
Doh! Stupid HTML! Anyway...
2002-03-22 12:39:52 AM  
the never ending story 2.....
-kill me
2002-03-22 12:41:50 AM  
How about 'Hercules 2: Hey, I just realized my family is supposed to be dead!'
2002-03-22 12:41:56 AM  
l - a - m - e

seems "Dude, Where's Your Car?" would be better.
2002-03-22 12:42:07 AM  
again, VIOLATION!!!
2002-03-22 12:42:26 AM  
Stop or my mom will cook.
2002-03-22 12:42:46 AM  
8. E.T. 2: Glowing Death Finger

2002-03-22 12:42:55 AM  
E-Three: The Extra Testicle
2002-03-22 12:43:18 AM  
'Second to Last of the Mohicans'
2002-03-22 12:44:03 AM  
I did it! I found the funny! No...wait...nevermind...false alarm. No funny here.
2002-03-22 12:44:32 AM  
2002-03-22 12:44:42 AM  
Wow, another great post! Sure glad Fark didn't accept any of my submissions this week!
2002-03-22 12:44:47 AM  
I wasn't amused . . .
2002-03-22 12:45:11 AM  
Mortal Kombat: Dear God Not Another
2002-03-22 12:45:18 AM  
"Memento 0". Hmmm....shouldn't that be Memento -1?
2002-03-22 12:46:06 AM  
How about the top 11 movies sequels we WISH we had never seen?
2002-03-22 12:47:22 AM  
Salsashark1: I was. But then, I am easily amused.

It's good to be easily amused.
2002-03-22 12:47:39 AM  
There was already a sequel that should have been called "Ei8ht"!

It was called "Hannibal"

2002-03-22 12:47:47 AM  
As for a serious post, this list is kinda below bbspot. I don't think they should do these anymore. Leave the lists and ruminations to topfive. They kick ass.
2002-03-22 12:48:35 AM  
Karate Kid IV: Ghetto Karate Kid
2002-03-22 12:50:19 AM  
This is the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked.
2002-03-22 12:50:36 AM  
Patch Adams: the John Wayne Gayce years.
2002-03-22 12:50:43 AM  
7. Indiana Jones and the Lost Colostomy Bag

Oh my that's clever....fark off
2002-03-22 12:52:36 AM  
I have a feeling there are no pictures of boobies within the fake movie titles

so why bother?
2002-03-22 12:54:30 AM  
What CowGod said.
2002-03-22 12:54:50 AM  
All this does is remind me how much I want to see a sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.

Damnit! And I thought that was a pain I had learned to deal with.
2002-03-22 12:56:42 AM  
25 minutes until Photoshop!!!!
2002-03-22 12:56:44 AM  
Thelma and Louise 2: Electric Boogaloo

Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid 2: Queens of The Old West
2002-03-22 12:56:51 AM  
I hear they are planning a sequel to "The One"

It will be called "The One Two"

2002-03-22 12:58:06 AM  
Third Rock could be considered a spinoff of Buckaroo Banzi....

That whacky John Lithgow.
2002-03-22 12:59:13 AM  
Stand By Me 2 : Return of Corey
2002-03-22 01:01:56 AM  
Hey, believe it or not, there actually was a "Never Ending Story II".
2002-03-22 01:04:17 AM  
"The Godfather IV: The Wrath of Sofia Coppola"

She has the record for worst. death scene. ever.
2002-03-22 01:06:32 AM  

What? Are you admitting Hollywood hasn't run out of ideas?
2002-03-22 01:06:34 AM  

They made that movie already.

You can't go wrong with Bruce Leroy vs. the Shogun of Harlem!

i hope that damn link works.
2002-03-22 01:07:09 AM  
Why we can make Buckaroo Banzai live on... in Flash form!

If we take all existing film footage of Peter Weller, Johnathan Lithgow, Jeff Goldbloom, etc with some clever splicing we could do it. By god we could do it!
2002-03-22 01:07:23 AM  
Superman V: The Kryptonite Spine

(I know, I'm going to hell.)
2002-03-22 01:08:02 AM  
I saw the never ending story sucked. Much like the lack of boobies threads.
2002-03-22 01:08:34 AM  

where's the
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2002-03-22 01:08:42 AM  
2002-03-22 01:09:53 AM  
hmm lets never see another sequel to that webpage..

hahaha.. ohh its getting late and i'm starting to get howlingly un-funny..
2002-03-22 01:10:33 AM  
Millay: Amen. When she gets shot, it's suddenly like high school drama class. Ohh...arggghhhh....aahahhh...Man what cheese.

Pacino was probably rolling his eyes just thinking, "Paycheck...paycheck."
2002-03-22 01:10:39 AM  

Spaceballs 2 [2 balls, GET IT?]: The Wrath of Helmet [insert Wang joke here]
2002-03-22 01:11:09 AM  
worst entry ever.
2002-03-22 01:11:22 AM  
Police Academy 9..."It's not Dinkins's Steve Guttenberg time!"

Actually, it's never Steve Guttenberg time.
2002-03-22 01:15:59 AM  
where is the funny?
2002-03-22 01:18:49 AM  
Hey, how bout Friday the 13th 10: Jason in space! hahahaha....oh, wait...
2002-03-22 01:22:40 AM  
Where's the Laughter? Here's the laughter.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater!" (Krusty looks at the sign behind him that reads "Krusty Komedy Klassic" or "KKK" for short.) "KKK?! That's not good. Unghhhhh. . ."
2002-03-22 01:24:44 AM  
2002-03-22 01:24:52 AM  

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"Hey! Hey! Hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater!" (Krusty looks at the sign behind him that reads "Krusty Komedy Klassic" or "KKK" for short.) "KKK?! That's not good. Unghhhhh. . ."
2002-03-22 01:25:19 AM  
What about Land Before Time iX: The Tar Pit ?
2002-03-22 01:28:52 AM  
Banky... Holden... go Jersey.
2002-03-22 01:31:16 AM  
What about Fark 2: Attack of Cosmiverse
2002-03-22 01:39:58 AM  
" Strange Brew Two don't fight the strangeness "
2002-03-22 02:15:01 AM  
KidKai, Isn't it Jason takes or does New York for part 10? Or takes Manhattan? When will they ever learn.....
2002-03-22 02:34:37 AM  
Friday the 13th: Part 8
Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Jason (Kane Hodder) embarks on a cruise ship, kills lots of graduating "Crystal Lake" teens and chases the remaining few in the fair city of New York.

how 'bout " Friday the 13 part 9 Jason Rapes Jerry Springer "
2002-03-22 03:35:44 AM  
"What about Land Before Time IX: The Tar Pit?" MelloChic

That's due in video stores April 1st - Pick up your copy today and continue the adventure with Littlefoot and friends as they get stuck in a magical Tar Pit! Will they escape? No! But Spike, Cera, Petrie, and Ducky are amusing and uplifting until their eventual gurgling demise in the MAGICAL Tar Pit! This is the perfect gift for a child who is ignorant to the fact that all of us are going to die someday!
2002-03-22 06:02:22 AM  
And the most unlikely of all... Glitter 2
2002-03-22 06:49:20 AM  
Why did "The Madness of George III" get released in America
as "The Madness of King George"?

Oh, yeah, that's right, 'cos Yanks are so stupid, they'd
have wondered what happened to the previous two films
"The Madness of George I" & "The Madness of George II"

Same with "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone" - correct
title "Harry Potter and the Philosoper's Stone". Renamed so
as to prevent any allusion to historical legends.

How about "Dumb and Dumber II", starring Dubyah and Dubyah?
2002-03-22 08:18:55 AM  
I think I'd like to see "History of the World Part II". That teaser had me rolling! ;-)
2002-03-22 08:54:14 AM  
This is one of the top 10 links I wish I'd never seen.
2002-03-22 09:00:30 AM  
Satchmor Not true. Check your fact with snopes.
2002-03-22 09:01:08 AM  
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Keep posting articles like this, and I'll sick the evil Krusty dolls on you all!!!
2002-03-22 09:09:32 AM  
There IS a sequel to E.T., a book, but it was never made into a movie. I enjoyed it when I was 15 or so. It's all about his return home and what happens when he gets there.
2002-03-22 09:28:13 AM  
Revenge of the Nerds 2000: The Microsoft Years
2002-03-22 09:48:22 AM  
"Porky's 5:Mons Venus or Bust"
2002-03-22 10:28:32 AM  
Those clowns at BB spot ripped off Spinal Tap !
By the way, does anyone know if that Spinal Tap TV special is obtainable anywhere ?
2002-03-22 10:38:41 AM  
Hey, believe it or not, there actually was a "Never Ending Story II".

and a never ending story 3!

SLAYERSWINE: talking about this is spinal tap?
2002-03-22 11:00:17 AM  
hey jack black was in the never ending story 2
2002-03-22 11:46:56 AM  
not funny. not even close.
2002-03-22 12:07:27 PM  

In this one Snopes has it wrong.

I went to see both the play and the film. In the UK it
was released as the "Madness of George III".

So stuff that in your pipe and smoke it.

Explain Harry Potter?

Stupid yanks!
2002-03-22 12:14:08 PM  
What about: "The One: Two"?
2002-03-22 07:20:10 PM  
OBB: How about The Last But One Mohican or The Penultimate Mohican?
2002-03-22 07:34:28 PM  
It actuall "Spaceballs 2:The Quest for more Money". Thats straight from Spaceballs itself.
2002-03-22 07:45:17 PM  
2002-03-23 03:21:54 AM  
I had the story about the kids breaking into the apartment and molesting the adult occupants last week and couldn't get it submitted. Glad we were all able to read some sub-Leno quality comedy instead
2002-03-23 11:24:50 PM  
Please, don't sequel this one.
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