One blow?

Why is god blowing sheep?

pshaw...HE just killed over 290,000 of his flock a few months ago...

Practice swing?

Oh Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
/Don't stand there gawping like you've never seen the Hand of God before!

Driving down the highway one day I saw a bunch of cows all try to fit under one TINY bush to get out of the rain. Only about 2 cows of the 50 were under the bush but the rest were all facing the bush in reverence. They never got hit by lightning but it sure was a funny sight. (moooooove over)

anyone made a chain lightning comment yet?

God blows sheep?

Mmmm. Kebabs for all....

Never had a photo of the undercarriage of a sheep deleted for obscenity before. Fairly proud of that.

Oh, I thought this was going to be an uplifting story about lightning and 73 Evangelical Christians and the smell of bacon.

/disappointed

Mary had a little lamb and it was struck by lightning.

I think the journalist was alseep when he wrote that article4S.TIMPP

Tragic. Think of all the sweaters and jackets that bought the farm.

But seriously, isn't this a sign of the apocalypse? The smiting of 73 sheep, then blood from the skies, followed by the four horsemen...I think that is how it goes.

In one blow?

haha nice ones

trippdogg and cleavoh

Maybe we can convince PETA that future such incidents can be prevented if they all skydive during thunderstorms and beat on the clouds with zinc and copper rods.


73 sheep at once. That would have been something to see. You know some of them went flying at great speed.

ziklagz:

Jesus sent a legion of demons into a herd of pigs that then ran down a hill and drowned themselves in a lake.

No, no, see, they were just moving.

"We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground. We had to go live in a lake...

We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!

/bet the sheep 'ad it tough

Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.

So is this what happens when a hermaphrodite masturbates?


/took me FAR too long

LincolnLogolas wins

pls. thnk of teh sh33p

/obli6470ry

What is it with God's strange obsession with sheep?

/Ducks

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.

/cause the newspaper's in some weird...nevermind