Excellent headline. I wonder if Wil submitted it.

Great headline. The wife watches every iteration of CSI, so I know we'll be watching this one.

We recently saw Wil on VH1's My Coolest Years: Geeks, and he was pretty funny.

I'm just going to keep hoping that he someday signs a contract to star in a season of The Surreal Life with Bob Saget, ALF, Joyce Dewitt, Jackie Martling, Jaleel White, and Charlotte Rae.

Too bad I don't watch CSI...well, maybe this ONE time I will...but I'd better see some skin!!!

Yeah, but did he do it?

now that i'm one of the cool kids on totalfark, i can say hi to wil and he'll reply... maybe.

and then all the other farkers will see this and think i'm being an elitist asshat.

That's impossible. Everyone knows there are only 3 episodes of CSI and they just alternate them week after week. Seriously, where do the networks get off showing reruns three weeks into the season?

klatubaradanikto:

Seriously, where do the networks get off showing reruns three weeks into the season?


I hear ya - I like the model 24 is following with no repeats, no breaks...unlike the 5 week break for LOST (BASTAGES!)

But when are they going to get Wil to do an ALF re-union show?

I'll make sure to download this episode of the internet.

Uhh, I think that should be "off".

Although an episode of the internet might be quite entertaining.

Danger Mouse: But when are they going to get Wil to do an ALF re-union show?

They should bring back the Alf cartoon. It was way better than the live action show, what with being set on Melmack.

I too shall be setting my gadget to record this evening's portion of CSI. I've never watched it before, so it'd better be good. I'm actually mainly curious to see Wil acting. I'm hoping Sketch makes a cameo appearance.

yay!
I'll be watching..
you best not suck.

We need more obscure tags.

Ironically, the part of Wesley Crusher in the NExt Generation reunion show will be played by that little gay boy from "Who's the Boss!"

mialynneb: Is it the regular CSI - Vegas?

Yep, that it is. Wil will be on the CSI flagship show.

w00t!

Time to set the NEW Tivo! Congrats Wil!!

Yea for Wil!

I will be watching for sure.

He can act, and has been doing so since he was a kid. The boy has talent, and I hope that some crazy homeless guy isn't some tossed cameo to him and that he will actually be able to showcase some of that talent.

Did that secret message get solved?

It would be funny if the homeless character on the show were identified as the actor who used to play Wesley Crusher on Star Trek. To me, at least. Maybe too indulgent and in-jokey. That kind of stuff was downfall of "The Critic" and made Shrek less enjoyable, in my opinion.

superdude72

It would be funny if the homeless character on the show were identified as the actor who used to play Wesley Crusher on Star Trek. To me, at least. Maybe too indulgent and in-jokey. That kind of stuff was downfall of "The Critic" and made Shrek less enjoyable, in my opinion.

You hate YOUR OWN sense of humour?!?

Remma umble fooble woddy figs. Looproo wimble uggah. Yeah yeah.

Gromba uh? GROMBA UH?! GROMMMMBAAA UUUUUHH???!

/Feeds the pigeons.

I can understand the 'Walken' tag, but I'm still wondering why we have a 'Wheaton' tag.

/had to double-check the spelling

Who is wil wheaton?? I mean come on... really...

lots of farkers like to ride wil's jock. never made sense to me, but hey, do what makes ya feel good....

Have fun dude!

You know, I think it would be great if Wil went on a Shatneresque rampage- you know, being everywhere at once. He could become the iconic figure for the 80's teen generation, since he's about the only one still alive and/or not in jail on a regular basis.

Really, though, there's one thing I would love more than anything else from the ST:TNG crowd- an Irish mobster movie with Patrick Steward and Colm Meany as mob goons. Just an hour and a half of Captain Picard and Chief Whatshisname (funny I remember the actor but not the character) running around Dublin breaking knees and bashing people with pint glasses. Don't even need a stupid plot.

Movie magic.

Farked.

Why do they have to offer CSI, Tilt and online poker all at the same time. My head asplodes.
/tunes computer monitor to picture in picture in picture.

F the Will haters.

I will rephrase that:

Star Trek is teh ghey

Wil Wheaton is teh Roxxor5

Sorry Wil - don't watch the networks. I feel the quality of most network programming has declined to standards below even c-grade porn. Congrats tho.

As long as he bangs Marg Helgenberber, and pimp slaps that Jorja Fox skank, he's alright with me.

molotov - Read the Farq

D'oh! - wilwheaton.com farked for anyone else?

Zerk Schrader

I think it was O'Brian
(or I may just think that because it's the most common Irish name)

Can someone explain the whole "will wheaten" thing? Granted I live up here in the great white north, but who is this guy, what does he do, and why are farkers all over him like starr jones on a cheeseburger?

I get Christopher Walken...he's badass. But Will Wheaten? Never heard of him.

/off to imdb to hopefully find my answers!

fischdog: that Jorja Fox skank

don't ever, ever, call her that again.

Farked Server Alert! All Hands to Farking stations!

Wil, you've just been FARKED!

vegasj

...gets a punch in the cocks.

For the record I only have one cock, the other two are my legs.

Is this one on CSI-Sandusky or CSI-Walla-Walla, or is it just plain old CSI-Sacramento.