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(ABC)   Reporter goes undercover for story on sex with minors; has sex with minor to avoid blowing his cover   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 422
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2005-03-09 09:41:41 AM
I can't wait for his next series of in-depth investigative reports for Prison Bride Magazine.

"Are YOU a thoughful biatch? Take our quiz and find out."

"Tummy exercises that will raise your rental price to TWO cartons of Winstons"

"Making a kicky merlot in a toilet tank"
 
2005-03-09 09:47:33 AM
Police released the following photo of the reporter:

 
2005-03-09 09:55:56 AM
LMAO @ dynamic banner ads

 
2005-03-09 10:11:25 AM
any word on when this young woman turns 18?

seems like quite the crowd pleaser.
 
2005-03-09 10:36:37 AM
Story didn't actually say he was doing undercover investigation. Sounds like he was just out for some underage nookie.
 
2005-03-09 11:05:12 AM
"a photographer and part-time sports reporter for Ch. 39, the Houston WB affiliate"
 
2005-03-09 11:11:55 AM
Similar to those "drug exposes" I wrote about back in school.
 
2005-03-09 11:14:05 AM
One of them faces 5 to 99 years in jail.

I don't get it. He can chill for 5 years and die in jail. Seems like a huge spread. Confused.
 
fj
2005-03-09 11:14:22 AM
Must be a new sport
 
2005-03-09 11:14:58 AM
'Under the age of 17'

What's wrong with your puritan country?

/UK age of consent: 16
 
2005-03-09 11:15:01 AM
He was just doing research for his book.

/Townshend
 
2005-03-09 11:15:05 AM
"All four men were charged with have sex with the same underaged girl"

Talk about a wizard sleeve.
 
2005-03-09 11:15:15 AM
That story didn't even mention if they knew how old she was. Actually, aside from now understanding that Christopher Lance Cobb likes to go by "Lance", I'm not sure if there was any information in that article at all.
 
2005-03-09 11:15:17 AM
That's dedicaton.
 
2005-03-09 11:15:56 AM
Thank God there were no teachers involved...
 
2005-03-09 11:16:01 AM
Sports writer... she must have been a gymnast.
 
2005-03-09 11:16:19 AM
i hate these stupid headlines that make you think that's what the article is about, but in reality the article is different. Also, the headline, although misleading, is also not funny, solidifying its pointlesness.
 
2005-03-09 11:17:21 AM
 
2005-03-09 11:17:25 AM
Im going undercover and writing a story on people who write stories, and to do it I am going to have to write a story to convince the people who write stories that I write stories but I am actually going to be writing a story about it.
 
2005-03-09 11:17:50 AM
Is there any relation between these guys other than having banged the same girl?
 
2005-03-09 11:18:09 AM
Bob Greene Chicago Tribune

 
2005-03-09 11:18:21 AM
EEWWWWWW! And they're so filthy what with all that coal dust and all. That guy went above and beyond!
 
2005-03-09 11:18:45 AM
Apparently, his cover wasn't the only thing that might've gotten blown...
 
2005-03-09 11:19:27 AM
funniest part ==> They're being held in "Fort Bend Jail"...
aka "Forced Bend Jail"...that'll learn 'em!!!
 
2005-03-09 11:19:28 AM
Did they list the age of the girl (just said under 17)... could be a whole level of wrong or meh that is legal in canada and texas. Anyway, this girl making money off it or something? 4 guys... ether she is a major horny girl or making some bills. In other news that girl you are talking to online could actually be a girl... although underage.
 
2005-03-09 11:19:45 AM
Now that's what I call throwing yourself into your work.

LOL.
 
2005-03-09 11:19:52 AM
kryhme
i hate these stupid headlines that make you think that's what the article is about, but in reality the article is different. Also, the headline, although misleading, is also not funny, solidifying its pointlesness.


I agree. Headlines that suggest facts which do not appear in the article are more annoying than boring headlines that do nothing more than copy & paste the article's actual headline.
 
2005-03-09 11:20:54 AM
Since she let these guys pork her willingly, who really gives a shiat? We need to get back to the real world. nuff said.
 
2005-03-09 11:20:55 AM
HarryCanyon

"All four men were charged with have sex with the same underaged girl"

Talk about a wizard sleeve.


More like a hai... oh.

Never mind, I guess you've got it covered either way.
 
2005-03-09 11:21:03 AM
Please nobody say "[insert obvious reference] not available for comment.
 
2005-03-09 11:21:05 AM
Did she look 17?
 
2005-03-09 11:22:03 AM
Why blow your cover when you can blow your load?
 
2005-03-09 11:23:00 AM
Will get plenty of prison sex out of it too. It's a win win situation.
 
2005-03-09 11:23:01 AM
My Headline was better:

Sports reporter sells steroids to Barry Bonds to pay for his date with an underaged girl who rode a motorcycle.
 
2005-03-09 11:23:06 AM
Bo 'n Luke Headlines that suggest facts which do not appear in the article are more annoying than boring headlines that do nothing more than copy & paste the article's actual headline.

At least when they're not blatently obvious they're not serious, yes. I agree, the headline on this one had me scratching my head after reading the actual article.
 
2005-03-09 11:23:28 AM
I don't buy that this girl is somehow being victimized multiple times by multiple people over the internet. Me thinks she is a working girl.
 
2005-03-09 11:23:47 AM
Rob Lowe not available for comment
 
dly
2005-03-09 11:23:50 AM
Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!
 
2005-03-09 11:24:34 AM
of all people to pick out "working girls"...someone with jeff gannon in their name? niiiice.
 
2005-03-09 11:25:10 AM
Better: "Reporter goes undercover for story on sex with a minor, ends up under-covers with a minor."
 
2005-03-09 11:25:11 AM
age: less than 17
AKA: 16
 
2005-03-09 11:25:18 AM
Whenever I asked my father what he did in WWII (fortunately based in Gander, Newfoundland), he replied, "Undercover work."

Now I understand.
 
2005-03-09 11:26:04 AM
DVDA?
 
2005-03-09 11:26:59 AM
kryhme:

i hate these stupid headlines that make you think that's what the article is about, but in reality the article is different. Also, the headline, although misleading, is also not funny, solidifying its pointlesness.

Agreed. Let's just say it now. Repeat after me:
"Welcome to Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison!"
 
2005-03-09 11:27:17 AM
I totally do not understand why these men are being prosecuted. It's hard to believe that this girl was victimized more than once. SHE needs some discipline at home, psychiatric treatment, or perhaps to be prosecuted for prostitution.
 
2005-03-09 11:27:35 AM
This girl was on the news last night, talking about this as if she were working with the cops to bust these guys. Seems to me that if a guy can be sent to prison for porking underaged girls, then underaged girls should be punished for being sluts. Anyone else?
 
2005-03-09 11:27:57 AM
Sumitter should RTFA. There is nothing about a reporter going undercover at all.
 
2005-03-09 11:28:04 AM
Sonic Infidel wins this thread.
 
2005-03-09 11:29:17 AM
 
2005-03-09 11:30:36 AM
Lousy headline... poorly written article. bleh.
 
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