If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Reuters)   You'll never guess who bought Tawny Peaks's breast implant   (reuters.com) divider line 99
    More: Obvious  
•       •       •

62538 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2005 at 5:31 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



99 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2005-03-07 01:51:45 PM
Golden Palace?
 
2005-03-07 02:01:18 PM
"My fans don't know what I look like now."

A deflated, washed up porn star?
 
2005-03-07 02:10:29 PM
Is there anything they won't buy?
 
2005-03-07 02:11:05 PM
Blanche DuValley?
 
2005-03-07 02:15:23 PM
This thread is useless without before and after pics.
 
2005-03-07 02:18:23 PM
Damn, Drew was outbid?
 
2005-03-07 02:22:41 PM
I appreciate Goldenpalace always spending lots of money on stupid shiat to let us know who they are... that makes it easier for me to recognize and then avoid them if I accidentally stumble onto them. Name awareness is everything, thanks.
 
2005-03-07 02:58:26 PM
What the fark does Golden Palace do anyways? Make chicken? Or are they some country-wide oriental restaurant chain?
 
2005-03-07 03:14:41 PM
By the way. Golden Palace is an internet site. Does that mean the boobies are joining the grilled cheese in some guy's basement in a dusty box?
 
2005-03-07 05:35:18 PM
*the breasts were described as 'soft' and weigh 0.9kg.*

I woulda given a 66H more than that
 
2005-03-07 05:35:30 PM
Mmmmm. Cement blocks. Musta had steel bolts for nips.
 
2005-03-07 05:35:40 PM
Coolest paperweight evar !
 
cdo
2005-03-07 05:35:59 PM
I have a 3 year old plate of linguini that looks like John Wayne. Maybe I'll give 'em a call.
 
2005-03-07 05:36:40 PM
How much do you think it costs to install a 69-HH breast implant?
 
2005-03-07 05:37:40 PM
Golden Palace... attention whore much?
 
2005-03-07 05:38:08 PM
Golden Palace. The mark of quality.
 
2005-03-07 05:38:15 PM
DONTGIVEAfark.COM?
 
2005-03-07 05:40:05 PM
I wonder what is more interesting: The fact that I guessed goldenpalace.com or the fact that I have never actually gone to goldenpalace.com.

/effective advertising
//ineffective marketing
 
2005-03-07 05:40:37 PM
Golden Palace is an online casino. They're not allowed to advertise using standard methods (TV, etc.) because of FCC regulations, so the marketing genuises there spend the advertising budget doing stuff like this.

Looks like it's working, most people seem to at least know the name at this point...
 
2005-03-07 05:40:38 PM
From link:

We're sorry...this story is not available.

Headline is right. I won't.
 
2005-03-07 05:40:40 PM
In other news, today's sBB gals are teh hotness.

/bored
 
2005-03-07 05:40:43 PM
And the dumbing down of America continues...
 
2005-03-07 05:41:40 PM
This thread is worthless without...
 
2005-03-07 05:42:02 PM
One of the Olsen stick figures

JP
 
2005-03-07 05:42:12 PM
Damn, something tells me I need to get a piece of the online gambling pie. If they have that much loot to just piss away, then they must be doing alright.
 
2005-03-07 05:42:12 PM
 
2005-03-07 05:42:38 PM
someone should carve a golden palace out of a block of cheese, and then sell it on e-bay.


A sure winner!


note: I take a 25% cut.
 
2005-03-07 05:42:39 PM
"The case went to arbitration on "The People's Court" television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private."

Sure that was the People's Court and not the Howard Stern Show?
 
2005-03-07 05:42:41 PM
This thread is worthless

/that is all
 
2005-03-07 05:42:46 PM
Ok question. Who the hell bid 15k and came in second in this auction?
 
2005-03-07 05:42:51 PM
GP (and all the internet sports books) having a very hard time buying normal advertising, since it is supposedly an illegal activity in states. So this is how they get their name out there.
 
2005-03-07 05:43:12 PM
piiiiiiiix
 
2005-03-07 05:43:43 PM
Dumbing? America is already dumb. It can't get much worse.
//Wait, it will.
//Loves them natural :)
 
2005-03-07 05:44:12 PM
 
GCD
2005-03-07 05:44:19 PM
Sure, we all know the name Golden Palace, but the real question is do any of this moronic publicity stunts make people want to go there and gamble?

/doesn't work for me
//gotta find something worth auctioning
 
2005-03-07 05:44:29 PM
"My old fans don't really know what I look like now," she said.

They didn't until she posted her picture with the implant on Ebay. Idiot.
 
2005-03-07 05:44:41 PM
That does it. I'm selling my music guide to Golden Palace. They seem to have money to buy worthless crap....maybe they'll buy something worthwhile too.
 
2005-03-07 05:45:07 PM
here ya go outz
 
2005-03-07 05:45:49 PM
Three Crooked Squirrels: How much do you think it costs to install a 69-HH breast implant?


Probably about the same as your garden variety 36C. Its the doc's time that's the major cost. A sooper-dooper-big boobie isn't a whole lot more material. There might have been a little more lead time to get her model in though, since they probably don't keep that size in stock.

Just shy of 2 lbs for each one...doesn't seem like all that much, but then they're not slung over my shoulders and held up by my lower back. Wonder how much extra skin she had to have taken in once those puppies came out.
 
2005-03-07 05:45:50 PM
I am surprised Michael Jackson didn't throw a bid on there to "prove" that he prefers boobies over baby boys...
 
2005-03-07 05:46:05 PM
/blind
 
2005-03-07 05:46:45 PM
Let's hope they're not storing the implant right next to the grilled cheese sandwich... probably all kinds of health code violations there.
 
2005-03-07 05:47:05 PM
So let me get this striaght... she smacked him in the face with her boobies and then he tried to sue her?! Where I come from men pay top dollar for that kind of treatment, that guy must have been gay.
 
2005-03-07 05:47:10 PM
I thought a programmer would have bought it... as close as they get to women..
 
2005-03-07 05:48:36 PM
 
2005-03-07 05:48:55 PM
goldenpalace.com is certainly going to extremes to get our business. They sure won ME over!

So, from now on, if I want to place bets on how the dollar will do against the yen, the direction of the Dow Jones average, or the future price of precious metals, I will be sure to visit goldenpalace.com!

Or the Chicago Board Options Exchange. It's all good..

/it's not gambling if it's listed in the Wall Street Journal...
 
2005-03-07 05:48:57 PM
Must be great to earn a living and amassing assloads of money based on nothing at all.

/thought Ron Jeremy would get it
//read half the article
 
2005-03-07 05:49:36 PM
Is there an ACTUAL casino associated with Golden Palace?? Or is it just on-line?

Because it would be weird to go to the actual casino and see all this bogus crap in one place.
 
2005-03-07 05:50:28 PM
A used breast implant?!?!?!

That's almost as disgusting as a used condom.
 
2005-03-07 05:50:45 PM
gueedoguy: here ya go outz


Is she gonna sell those lip implants next??? They are almost as big as those titty implants!
 
Displayed 50 of 99 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report