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(Cosmiverse)   New insights on how to keep an erection without Viagra   (cosmiverse.com ) divider line
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2002-03-20 02:12:16 PM  
new insights? i don't see any in this article unless it's suggesting that i shoot my penis full of Nitrogen.
 
2002-03-20 03:47:23 PM  
hey Drew does Csomiverse pay you more than WhilWheaton to post stuff on them?...
 
2002-03-20 03:48:08 PM  
Unpaid College Whores keep me erect!!
 
2002-03-20 03:48:11 PM  
Usually a woman on the other end of it doing something stimulating to it works for me EVERY TIME !!!
 
2002-03-20 03:48:59 PM  
They sure used NO a lot in the article, some sort of subliminal upaid college whore tie in?
 
2002-03-20 03:48:59 PM  
So, what was the purpose of the article? Am I supposed to buy something.
 
2002-03-20 03:49:32 PM  
Where's the sphincter and the smegma?
 
2002-03-20 03:49:41 PM  
Don't have sex with ugly chicks.

You're welcome.
 
2002-03-20 03:50:22 PM  
Drew Curtis' Cosmiverse.
 
2002-03-20 03:50:27 PM  
Whenever I need a chubby, I just pretend im back in grade 4, doing completely non sexual stuff and *Boing* love central
 
2002-03-20 03:50:44 PM  
Boobies do the trick for me.
 
2002-03-20 03:51:25 PM  
Yep Scarneck. [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]
 
2002-03-20 03:52:03 PM  
I get them but the wife never wants to use them.
 
2002-03-20 03:52:09 PM  
"Well this is Harry Hardon, sitting here with nothing but my fark ring on"

get that one!
 
2002-03-20 03:52:34 PM  
How I keep my erection :

pr0n, sex , pr0n, pr0n , sex ,sex ,sex and pr0n. In no particular order.
 
2002-03-20 03:52:40 PM  
Viagra® is Nitric Oxide
 
2002-03-20 03:53:28 PM  
Chewing Tobacco. Jesse says, "That stuff'll make you into a sexual tyrannosaur."
 
2002-03-20 03:54:59 PM  
Whatever you do, DON'T think about your Mom in some heavy girl-girl action with Janet Reno...

Oh, see? You just tought of it...and now you don't have a boner. Fine, don't listen to me...
 
2002-03-20 03:55:22 PM  
anyone else need some boobies today?
 
2002-03-20 03:55:54 PM  
how to keep an errection........Don't fark with it!
 
2002-03-20 03:56:00 PM  
I was wondering when the Cosmiverse links were going to start pouring in today... the checks must've come through for Drew
 
2002-03-20 03:56:29 PM  
Before Viagra and marriage, my girlfriend and I would get nakey, drink heavily, smoke a few bowls and pass around some 'rush' Nothing like getting your pogo stick polished when the rush hits. It felt like I was gonna take the back of her head off with those giesers...
 
2002-03-20 03:57:03 PM  
Hmm, I think I'm going to print this on the cover of my Christmas party invitations this year...
[image from cosmiverse.com too old to be available]
 
2002-03-20 03:57:09 PM  
"NO from penile nerve endings".

I thought that was the problem!
 
2002-03-20 03:57:50 PM  
An erection without Viagra, huh?
Hmmm....I've never been with a man who needed it so I guess whatever I am doing now is working....
 
2002-03-20 03:58:16 PM  
how to keep it up without viagra....FLA_CHICKIE!
 
2002-03-20 03:58:57 PM  
meatus?
 
2002-03-20 03:58:58 PM  
must...stop..thinking..about...Alice from the Brady Bunch
 
2002-03-20 03:59:25 PM  
VISUALS...men love visual..

Mel Diablo: :)
 
2002-03-20 04:00:49 PM  
Why's the picture of the *weener* got what looks like a metal plate shoved in it?
 
2002-03-20 04:01:20 PM  
shouldn't the tag say "STIFFY" instead of "SPIFFY"
 
2002-03-20 04:01:38 PM  
yes we do especially yours. thanks for the boners.
 
2002-03-20 04:01:39 PM  
So if I shove a whip-it container down my external urethral meatus, I get extreme wood?
 
2002-03-20 04:01:41 PM  
2 ways to keep an erection without Viagra:

1)Kirsten Dunst
2)Reese Witherspoon
 
2002-03-20 04:02:09 PM  
Kerouac You spoke my mind.
 
2002-03-20 04:02:34 PM  
03-20-02 03:52:09 PM Dbho
"Well this is Harry Hardon, sitting here with nothing but my fark ring on"

get that one!

'Pump up the Volume'
[btw... It was 'cock' ring]
 
2002-03-20 04:02:35 PM  
enough with the cosmiverse articles. soooo many
 
2002-03-20 04:03:21 PM  
Or, Ironbar,

1 way to keep an erection without Viagra:

Kirsten Dunst + Reese Witherspoon
 
2002-03-20 04:04:17 PM  
Wow, nitrous oxide. Isn't that what's in whippits? Laughing gas, ya know...oh wait, they said nitric oxide...nevermind.
 
2002-03-20 04:04:40 PM  
That could equal a stiffie and a coronary, Cupajo, but you'd go with a smile....
 
2002-03-20 04:06:02 PM  
03-20-02 04:03:21 PM Cupajo
Or, Ironbar,

1 way to keep an erection without Viagra:

Kirsten Dunst + Reese Witherspoon

...OR...

Kristen Dunst ~ON~ Reese Witherspoon...
 
2002-03-20 04:06:31 PM  
mmmmmm... Milla Jovovich
 
2002-03-20 04:06:59 PM  
The line was "wearing only a cockring". Then the movie switched to a guy asking what one was.

Love the Eat Me Beat Me lady.

Talk Hard.


FLA_Chickie--you are the best visual possible!!!
 
2002-03-20 04:07:50 PM  
Ironbar: Reese Witherspoon? Are you kidding??? She looks like one of those little pug dogs.

[image from pugs.com too old to be available]
As you can see, I stole this.
 
2002-03-20 04:08:10 PM  
So what are they saying? Laughing gas makes for a good time in more ways than you think?
 
2002-03-20 04:08:51 PM  
My problem is I can't keep it down...

*guards face from flying objects*
 
2002-03-20 04:09:02 PM  
True Story: Buddy o' mine's last name is "Steffe" (pronounced "stef-ee"). Sometimes gets mail addressed to "Stiffe." Says him: "How'd they get my stage name?"
 
2002-03-20 04:09:40 PM  
Ironbar: Is the White Horse still up there?
 
2002-03-20 04:10:10 PM  
I think I'd constantly have a hard on knowing this was my lady. Owen Wilson, you are the luckiest man alive IMO.
 
2002-03-20 04:10:22 PM  
Cupajo: Good idea... I think I'll make it my wallpaper.
 
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