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(Yahoo)   Climate change in Asia linked to flaming poo   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 41
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2005-03-06 09:07:00 PM
huh. with Brockway here, I'd think this would be a bigger factor in America
 
2005-03-06 09:09:04 PM
I refuse to make any crappy jokes. oops.
 
2005-03-06 09:09:49 PM
mmm...flaming poo.
 
2005-03-06 09:11:14 PM
It's that poop again!

He called the shiat poop!
 
2005-03-06 09:11:40 PM
and with all the monkeys there... oh the flinging there will be!
 
2005-03-06 09:12:31 PM
I want to work for the "Center for Clouds". That or the "Center for Mallard Ducks" or possibly the "Center for Cleaning Dirt Out Of The Inside Of Your Computer Mouse".
 
2005-03-06 09:13:59 PM
Diarrea cha cha cha!

Diarrea cha cha cha!

/i dunno.
//dont ask
 
2005-03-06 09:15:03 PM
 
2005-03-06 09:16:13 PM
YES! who says flames and Boobies don't mix?
 
2005-03-06 09:20:38 PM

MMmmMMMmm cow chips! Betcha can't burn just one!
 
2005-03-06 09:21:25 PM
Sir_Spanksalot: Diarrea cha cha cha!

You are very odd. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2005-03-06 09:22:37 PM
-The poo will clog the instruments!
-Careful, they're ruffled!

/slashes, for all your addenda purposes
 
2005-03-06 09:22:40 PM
 
2005-03-06 09:23:01 PM
Gonorrhea also works in that little ditty.
 
2005-03-06 09:26:32 PM


The solution to Asia's pollution problem.
 
2005-03-06 09:27:11 PM
zyklon b goode thats the user name of the year. it's better than Sol Goode.
 
2005-03-06 09:27:37 PM
FarkmeBlind

Its from beavis and butthead. I dont know why it jumped in my noggin.
 
2005-03-06 09:28:39 PM
Flaming Poo...now there's a band name.
 
2005-03-06 09:29:57 PM
Ahahahaha. It's funny 'cause it's true.
 
2005-03-06 09:32:31 PM
 
2005-03-06 09:32:51 PM
Anyone else read that as Flamingo Poo?
 
2005-03-06 09:35:37 PM
nifu
and with all the monkeys there... oh the flinging there will be!


A legion of angry monkeys hurling fistfuls of fiery poop at fleeing human mobs. Somewhere Joel Schumaker has popped a boner and started a treatment.

/ Box office gold, baby. Box office gold.
 
2005-03-06 09:37:10 PM
Can't say that I did. But on a side note, it IS cool that with just a slight modification, your name becomes BustyJugs.

In fact, it may be too cool...
 
2005-03-06 09:37:48 PM
Misleading headline on Fark and the original.
 
2005-03-06 09:40:35 PM
Outlaw
You have seen the light. BustyJugs was taken when I signed up.
 
2005-03-06 09:42:11 PM
It's a good thing that Kyoto doesn't make third-world countries cut back their emissions!

/because only us evil Americans pollute mother earth
 
2005-03-06 09:43:39 PM
Yesterday I had nachos with habaneros for dinner. This morning... talk about your flaming poo!
 
2005-03-06 09:46:37 PM
Yep. I'm quick like that.

But this still leaves us with the priority of flaming feces flung from flamingos.

/Verily.
//Austin? Cool, I may be heading to UT next spring
 
2005-03-06 09:50:51 PM
Fernando Poo?

/geek
 
2005-03-06 09:54:06 PM
The burning of wood, agricultural waste and animal manure for cooking is the largest source of black carbon in the air in that region, according to the team led by C. Venkataraman of the Indian Institute of Technology Bombay.

They use manure for cooking fires???

/Never having Tandoori again
 
2005-03-06 10:05:15 PM
What a load of crap.

Not the global warming bit. Global warming is very real.

The crap is the claim that burining poop contributes to global warming. The CO2 in poop came from grain which came from CO2 in the air not long before. This is not the problem.

The problem comes from digging up huge resovoirs of carbon from out of the earth and burning *that*. Oil, coal, natural gas -- burning these leads to global warming. Not a billion poor people burning poop to keep warm.
 
2005-03-06 10:13:08 PM
It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
Heat of the moment shone in your eyes

/wrong Asia...
 
2005-03-06 10:16:21 PM
Hot shiat in a Dixie cup!

/didn't RTFA
 
2005-03-06 10:23:53 PM
Phoenix has a horrible Goth problem. All of these snotty little kids, jr. high school and high school meet in the park to talk about how shiatty their humvees drive, and how farked it is that Mom won't share her stash with them, and talking about how many piercing they can get, and the newest ways to throw up. Jebus how I want a draft! farking Goths.

Anyway, the little farkers just torched the portapotty in sweetwater park just two nights ago.

Flaming poo indeed!
 
2005-03-06 10:48:13 PM
In other news, people in South Asia cook with manure.
 
2005-03-06 11:37:49 PM
Flaming poo...what can't you do?
 
2005-03-06 11:42:40 PM
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

When it comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

When it runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

You know its not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
 
2005-03-06 11:54:45 PM
I lived next door to Flaming Pu when I lived in San Francisco. Natty Asian guy with a lisp and a love of show tunes. Never understood why they called him Flaming, though.
 
2005-03-07 12:08:37 AM
Poor people in India build their homes out of cow crap. I swear to God. They use mud and cow dung to build the walls. And yes, they light slabs of cow crap and use the flame for cooking. I mean, this has been going on for thousands of years.
 
2005-03-07 01:15:47 AM
...
diarrhea diarrhea

Some people think its gross
but it really tastes great on toast
diarrhea diarrhea
 
2005-03-07 01:27:31 AM
Ruidh:

What a load of crap.

Not the global warming bit. Global warming is very real.

The crap is the claim that burining poop contributes to global warming. The CO2 in poop came from grain which came from CO2 in the air not long before. This is not the problem.

The problem comes from digging up huge resovoirs of carbon from out of the earth and burning *that*. Oil, coal, natural gas -- burning these leads to global warming. Not a billion poor people burning poop to keep warm.


From the article, I gathered that the thing the researchers were most concerned with was black soot which was 10 more effective at 'absorbing more sunlight, warming the atmosphere and cooling the surface beneath' than greenhouse gases.

cras
 
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