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24916 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2002 at 2:24 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-20 03:49:51 PM  
This cheezedick made me puke all over my keyboard.
2002-03-20 03:50:48 PM  
He's just upset that men desire commitment more than women do.
2002-03-20 03:51:49 PM  
I feel somehow robbed of my youthful and innocent state of mind. I had no idea that such sluts roamed the earth looking for men with who they will fornicate with. My life as hopeful televangelist will never be without people to heal. Let me lay my healing hands on your body youthful college whore. Let me show you the error in your ways.
2002-03-20 03:51:51 PM  
Does anybody else see the resemblance?

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2002-03-20 03:52:37 PM  
Q: what's the difference between a slut and a biatch?

A: A slut will sleep with anyone. A biatch will sleep with anyone but you.

2002-03-20 03:52:48 PM  
It should surprise no one that sexual activity has historically been more frequent among gay men than among heterosexuals. This is because there is no civilizing female force in the gay community. Whenever men want to have sex, they just go ahead and do it. Neither of the partners has much of an incentive to refrain from sex since monogamous relationships and traditional familes are generally not the final goals of these partnerships. Recently, the behavior of young heterosexuals has begun to resemble that of gay men because young women are imitating men in their sexual promiscuity.

It's not that he dosen't think men are sluts too, it's just that only gay men are sluts... Big ones, who can be walkng down the street holding hands, scaring children and small animals, and spontaneously start having sex in the middle of traffic! Potentially damaging the motor vehicles of hard working straight people, I might add...

And apparently they only 'go gay' to have lots of sex w/o any kind of commitment. 'Cuz gay people hate commitment and families.
2002-03-20 03:53:08 PM  
Oh jesus christ, what flamebait.

"(2) Young women have turned away from God.

As women have strayed from the church, they have replaced what is holy with what is temporally pleasing. For Catholics, the model woman is Mary, the virgin Mother of God. She is beloved by the faithful for her unflappable devotion to and trust in God, her nurturing of the Son of Man, and her deep love for all humanity.

Today's college girl looks to Ally McBeal, the trollops of Sex in the City, and the floozies on Friends to set their moral compasses.

The sad truth is that college girls are so desperate to find love that they are willing to degrade themselves to get it. But true love can only be understood in the context of the Word of God. Any other notion of "love" is secular and, by definition, limited and finite."

Yay, so this guy's ideal woman is a virgin*, and he's pissed that the women around him are getting apparently lots more sex than he is. Where's the waahmbulance when you need it?

*OK, so she wasnt' really a virgin, and she lied and claimed to be. You can hardly blame her, given the culture at the time, but true, she technically was as virginal as Fb- is reputed to be. (It's an all or nothing thing, you know.)
2002-03-20 03:53:17 PM  
03-20-02 03:26:06 PM Bad_CRC
$5 says this guy is a republican.

And $5 more says he hasn't gotten any since Reagan was in office.
2002-03-20 03:53:18 PM  
Jefftmbg:He's just upset that men desire commitment more than women do.

I agree!!! I'm tired of women using me for sex all the time! They just screw me, screw me, screw me, but will never commit! They just want to fark and run. God, it's awful. I JUST WANT TO BE HED BY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WHEN I COME HOME!!!

2002-03-20 03:53:28 PM  
Sheesh....Everybody should just calm down, get a Triple Sui, and chill out.
2002-03-20 03:53:44 PM  
2002-03-20 03:54:44 PM  
Can we say... SWEEPING GENERALIZATIONS? This man has no clue.
2002-03-20 03:54:58 PM  
People just need to mind thier own business. That is what is fundamentally wrong with this world.
2002-03-20 03:55:22 PM  
Hey Digigimp, quit whoring your website. Christ already.
2002-03-20 03:56:48 PM  
He writes like this is a bad thing...
2002-03-20 03:57:19 PM  
The sad truth is that college girls are so desperate to find love that they are willing to degrade themselves to get it.

How is randomly boinking and bringing pleasure to lots of people--making the world a better place--degrading again? Personally, I'm all for it. ;)
2002-03-20 03:57:22 PM  
i thought the us had already bombed every cave out of existence, so that leaves the question of whihc rock this guy crawled underneath of.
2002-03-20 03:57:36 PM  
Trollop? He actually used that word? Sounds like someone's stuck in the 19th century.
2002-03-20 03:59:51 PM  
Beaver: Mom, can I go over to play with Joseph Sabia?

Mrs. Cleaver: What are you going to do?

Beaver: We thought that'd we throw stones at all the sinning slut-whores and tell them that Baby Jebus hates them.

Mrs. Cleaver: Okay, Beav. Just make sure that you're home for dinner.

p.s. Does anyone else find it hilarious that the picture perfect whitebread family has a kid named "The Beaver"?
2002-03-20 04:00:40 PM  
Personally I just think the mother from Carrie beat the crap out if this guy with a bible when he was a kid and never let him look at any "dirty pillows".

Seriously though, I'd give the guy a little bit more credit if he just took a general stance against premerital sex and didn't focus on the feminist movement. I personally am a supporter of feminism on all levels. For this guys to attack feminism is just asanine, because those women that he talks about who go out in tight pants and halter tops are not part of the feminist movement.
2002-03-20 04:01:18 PM  
Did anyone see MTV's The Real World last night? Because I sure didn't. I would never watch MTV. But anyway, my friend watched it and told me that the chick on there slept with her roommate's friends when he was up visiting for the night. The article made me think about my friend telling me about what happened in the Real World episode. Anyway, I have tremendous respect for that chick on there but that show is terrible and I would never watch it.
2002-03-20 04:01:20 PM  
Here's a joke:
Kid comes home from school one day and says to his dad "daddy I learned two new words today but I don't know what they mean." Dad says "Son, just tell me what they are and maybe I can help you understand" Kid says "but daddy, even though I don't know what they mean I do know that they are bad words and I don't want you to spank me" Dad says "It's ok this once to say it so I can teach you what the words mean" Kid says "ok.. the words are pVssy and biatch" Dad says "I think I can help you... come with me" They then walk upstairs when the boy's mom is getting out of the shower. The Dad then turns to the boy and says "see that hairy spot between your mother's legs? That's a pvssy... all the rest is biatch!"
2002-03-20 04:02:22 PM  
And in fairness, I don't think utter sexual promiscuity is a good thing either, in women or in men. It's reckless and in general reflects a very short term view of life, pretending that there are no emotional ramifications involved in sexual behavior.

But it's still possible to be right (at least somewhat), for utterly incorrect reasons, which is what this guy is doing.
2002-03-20 04:03:18 PM  
this guy is clearly not getting any.
2002-03-20 04:03:50 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

"But where is my American whore?"

2002-03-20 04:04:47 PM  

Someone nutty once said:

"Flame away all you like, the social mores of the past, fidelity, monagamy, chastity, did a much better job of civizing new generations then the "enlightened" values of the current society. While they werent perfect, they protected children and society to a greater degree.

Fun and easy sex is a great idea until you grow up and have kids of your own."

and then someone even nuttier came along and said:

"Don't mind if I do... I like fire. If you ask me, I would dare say that mathematics, Cheezewhiz, indoor plumbing and microwaves have done more to civilize the barbarian hordes than your Puritanical values and forcing people to live life contrary to the nature of the 'base human animal'.

In fact, many in the panteon of history's figures, heros and heroines were just as debaucherous, randy and lecherous as old Bacchus himself. The same holds true for the men and women of today... but, you know what, pal?

You do what you wanna' do, ya? Because while the rest of us are our there getting our groove on and making the world move with our nasty sexual energy, you can do all of those 'more important things' that have made today's society so special, like balancing your checkbook and mowing the lawn. Gosh. You're such an adult...

Oh yeah? Almost forgot... I double-dog dare you to throw the 'Baby on Board' card, mister... Comon' hot shot... Do it. Ya' know ya' want to."
2002-03-20 04:05:27 PM  
Wait a minute--isn't feminism encouraging women to be lesbians?

Fun and easy sex is a great idea until you grow up and have kids of your own.

Sorry, d00d, but I'm grown up and have kids of my own, and I still think fun and easy sex is fantastic. (Fun and easy != irresponsible, of course, regardless of your marital or parental status.) If your sex life sucks because you've gotten old and boring, you have nobody to blame but yer own self.
2002-03-20 04:06:10 PM  
this guy needs to realize the obvious superiority of my way of thinking and living, and then adjust his behavior accordingly.
2002-03-20 04:06:28 PM  
It's always interesting to read the works of budding cult leaders.
2002-03-20 04:08:45 PM  
How is anybody going to tell anyone else when,how,where and with whom they should have sex? That's crazy. This guy definately needs to get a life and stop worrying about stuff that has nothing to do with him.
2002-03-20 04:08:49 PM  
What a Bible-thumping woman-hating jack-off.
2002-03-20 04:09:06 PM

The Cornell Review is gay. So's Cornell. Couldn't get into Brown, you say?
2002-03-20 04:09:12 PM  
After reading this, I see my only clear path of action:

Burn the pews! Burn the pews!
2002-03-20 04:09:13 PM  
Why the hell is this guy complaining again?
2002-03-20 04:10:41 PM  
Usually people like this guy turn out to be the biggest hippocrits. I bet in less than a month they are going to find out this guy runs like 20 brothels in Amsterdam.
2002-03-20 04:11:19 PM  
and do you know what the QUEERS are doing to the SOIL?!?!!!
2002-03-20 04:11:33 PM  
Because he's not getting any, and the old "No man will want to marry you!" crap isn't scaring the college girls anymore. Apparently they've discovered sex is fun, so he can't just marry a virgin on the hopes that she'll therefore have no idea what a lousy lay he is.
2002-03-20 04:11:41 PM  
Why are these "whores" not at my school!??!??
2002-03-20 04:12:06 PM  
To paraphrase Robin Williams in "Good Morning Vietnam"

I've never met a man in more dire need of a blowjob.
2002-03-20 04:12:11 PM  
I am torn on this one. On the one hand, he does have a point about sex being seen as a liberator rather than actual quality of life issues. I know some feminists probably see this and can see the glass ceiling lowering. Of course, this is the kind of feminism that the male population does seem to be in favor of. I fear that the males and females involved will face consequences down the road, and not just immediate consequences. They forget that the things you do now can haunt you decades later.

On the other hand, this guy, like a typical white male, looks back fifty years ago and says that things were better then. If you weren't white and male, things really sucked for you, but that's really not what we're talking about. The thing about the fifties was that while everything looked happy, it really wasn't, and that's why everything exploded in the 60's- people got tired of pretending they were happy.
2002-03-20 04:12:45 PM  
He quoted the Ompa Lompas! He must be God!
2002-03-20 04:14:06 PM  
This guy should have gone to UPenn, where the girls spread easier than softened butter
2002-03-20 04:15:28 PM  
WarmBeer, remember, if your woman ain't treating you right, rest assured that after your marrried with a couple of kids, she's bound to settle down. Work to change that little trollop!
2002-03-20 04:16:35 PM  
It's all Eve's fault.
2002-03-20 04:17:01 PM  
can this guy be anymore boring?
2002-03-20 04:18:08 PM  
"Joseph J. Sabia is a Ph.D. candidate in economics at Cornell University, where he has spent his entire academic career."

Why would you never leave the school? Another $5 says as soon as he gets his Ph.D., he'll try and get a job at Cornell. Please, you have to move around to become a well rounded person. Ahhh, that explains him....
2002-03-20 04:18:19 PM  
Nice Milkmen reference, Dude. I like you. You're not like all the other people, here in the trailer park. Oh, don't get me wrong...
2002-03-20 04:18:32 PM  
I love the whole "love is not possible without the lord" bit. Stay golden, ponyboy.
2002-03-20 04:19:03 PM  
Personally, I think the guy is Bronson Pinchot and his warped sense of things is "Perfect Strangers"..

I go to MSU, one of the biggest drinking schools in the country, and I can tell you that most of the girls I've met are NOT bar whores or anything of the sort.
2002-03-20 04:20:30 PM  
How come any of you pay any attention to a column written by Joey Lawrence?
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