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(MSNBC)   Former stripper Tawny Peaks selling her 69-HH "cement block" implants on Ebay   (msnbc.msn.com ) divider line
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2005-03-04 08:29:26 AM  
Booby?
 
2005-03-04 08:29:54 AM  
boobies
 
2005-03-04 08:30:29 AM  
I love this story.

Especially the part about the female bailiff "examining" her breasts in private and finding them "soft and pliable."
 
2005-03-04 08:30:34 AM  
Don't they usually come in pairs?
 
2005-03-04 08:31:21 AM  
you mean christie's didn't jump all over this one first? for shame!
 
2005-03-04 08:33:07 AM  
i'd hit it!
 
2005-03-04 08:34:17 AM  
I didn't know "breast feeling" was in the bailiff job description. I thought they only whacked pee pees.
 
2005-03-04 08:34:43 AM  
Is this a repeat?

I saw this a couple of days ago.
 
2005-03-04 08:35:08 AM  
you mean christie's didn't jump all over this one first? for shame!

Look out for GoldenPalace.com!

/cowers
 
2005-03-04 08:38:06 AM  
11k US now

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=55615​37389&rd =1&ssPageName=WDVW
 
2005-03-04 08:38:08 AM  
2 pounds each? WTF, Mate?

I worked with two girls who decided to weigh their breasts, and their D-cups were somewhere over 20lbs. each! Were the cement brick breasts injected with helium (you know, for added bouyancy) during the lovely "soft and pliable" session?
 
2005-03-04 08:38:14 AM  
gorillabuddy.com has 3 implants of her's on ebay as well... did she have 4 boobies?
 
2005-03-04 08:38:38 AM  
Here we go again.
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2005-03-04 08:39:34 AM  
If she was still working her stage name would now be "Tawny (what?)"
 
2005-03-04 08:39:45 AM  
Wanna see how much dope this chick was taking?

Looky.


Man, that's a lot
 
2005-03-04 08:40:06 AM  
Ebay auction... Click here
 
2005-03-04 08:42:03 AM  
Just Nasty. What the hell would anyone do with this???
 
2005-03-04 08:42:18 AM  
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2005-03-04 08:44:10 AM  
rocinante721

Tawny Peaks and Tawny Kitaen are two different people.
 
2005-03-04 08:46:11 AM  
thank god the SbB girls aren't taking out their implants. jeez...does russ meyer run that website or what?

/not complaining.
//loves ginormous jumblees.
 
2005-03-04 08:46:34 AM  
Over $11,000 right now?! That could buy a whole variety pack of boobies! Why settle for 1 pair?
 
2005-03-04 08:47:04 AM  
dolemite30: ust Nasty. What the hell would anyone do with this???

[image from ecosofa.com too old to be available]
 
2005-03-04 08:47:32 AM  
Now some of the stuff I have seen sold on ebay, the virgin mary grilled cheese sandwhich, trogdor shrimp, and a bottle of air from woodstock 1999...but this takes the cake. Even my plan to sell a chrushed up mello yello bottle as modern art on ebay seems normal compared to this.
 
2005-03-04 08:48:23 AM  
What's that, thespindrifter, a beanbag chair?
 
2005-03-04 08:48:57 AM  
This thread is useless without...

/you knew it was coming
 
2005-03-04 08:49:01 AM  
oi, Sketch it'd be much lighter than 20 lbs, because you don't have your body weight forcing the scale down. i used to think i had a 8 pound cack.
 
2005-03-04 08:50:06 AM  
*Now* with matching pussy!

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2005-03-04 08:52:33 AM  
way2muchsense: What's that, thespindrifter, a beanbag chair?

Yup. Two things I loved the most as a kid besides food: a soft bean bag chair, and breastststszzzzzzsss

:D
 
2005-03-04 08:54:12 AM  
rocinante721 - Wanna see how much dope this chick was taking?

Dude that was Tawny Kitean the mainstream actress this is about Tawny Peaks the porn star.

11K for used boobs. Someone is obsessed or retarded or maybe both
 
2005-03-04 08:55:19 AM  
NSFW

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/Anoraptus/Jackworthy/84283e73.jpg
 
2005-03-04 08:56:28 AM  
Anybody else notice that MSNBC has a "Sexploration" category in the left margin?
 
2005-03-04 08:56:53 AM  
Thar's GOLD in them there "Peaks"!
 
2005-03-04 08:57:03 AM  
Anyone named Tawny is the same person.

/duh
 
2005-03-04 08:58:01 AM  
kdx1: NSFW

Man that's Not Safe For EYES!!!! That was just evil man.
 
2005-03-04 08:58:18 AM  
Damn kdx1, for farks sake! Not safe for work?

~~NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION~~

/Beer goggles now broken
 
2005-03-04 08:58:28 AM  
ovarb:
gorillabuddy.com has 3 implants of her's on ebay as well... did she have 4 boobies?


Read carefully. Gorillabuddy is selling a picture of the implant... the same picture that was in the real listing. Every time somebody comes up with something hot on ebay, everybody and their retarded cousin will come out of the woodwork to try to scam somebody.
 
2005-03-04 08:59:39 AM  
God--: Ebay auction...ckick here

Well, it's not Farked, so they must have pulled it?
 
2005-03-04 09:00:30 AM  
I love the enterprising little bastards who changed their auction titles so they show up on an eBay search for Tawny Peaks. Gotta love it.
 
GCD
2005-03-04 09:00:51 AM  
kdx1,

Do you own stock in steel wool? After seeing that, I suspect a sharp increase in the purchases of it...necessary for scrubbing the eyes clean...
 
2005-03-04 09:06:08 AM  
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2005-03-04 09:07:13 AM  
"Hit it with a cement block" comment in 3... 2...
 
2005-03-04 09:07:16 AM  
2005-03-04 08:39:45 AM rocinante721

Wanna see how much dope this chick was taking?


No kidding! Raquel must be sooo disappointed in her daughter. Damn, and she was so cute in "Cocoon" !
 
2005-03-04 09:07:21 AM  
GCD:

Could be worse; never watch a program on TLC or Discovery Channel about breast reduction/implants removal.... NOTHING sexy about that! Nothing at all. Getting poked in the eyes with an ember would be less painful.
 
2005-03-04 09:08:24 AM  
Here is the original eBay Link

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2005-03-04 09:08:43 AM  
As a public service, here's a link to the eBay auction.

/finds giant fake silicone porn star breasts very unnatractive
 
2005-03-04 09:08:50 AM  
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5561537389&rd =1&ssPageName=WDVW
 
2005-03-04 09:10:00 AM  
I'd hit it with a cement block.

/tegh, you're welcome.
 
2005-03-04 09:12:51 AM  
kdx1 Dude! first the "teacher" from West VA, now this? WTF!?!? I will never sleep or achieve arousal again! BrothaJohn may have to become Brother John in some kind of monastery or something.... Sheesh!
 
2005-03-04 09:14:07 AM  
I prefer Wendy Whoppers
 
2005-03-04 09:14:22 AM  
2005-03-04 08:38:08 AM SketchThunder

2 pounds each? WTF, Mate?

I worked with two girls who decided to weigh their breasts, and their D-cups were somewhere over 20lbs. each! Were the cement brick breasts injected with helium (you know, for added bouyancy) during the lovely "soft and pliable" session?


Is that some kind of a joke, or are you completely retarded? You think a D-cup breast is over 20 lbs? So, you think a pair of breasts is what, 45 lbs. or more? Go to a gym and pick up a 45 lb. disc. Girls with D-cups aren't carrying that around on their chest.

If these girls want to weigh their breasts, they should get on a medical scale and weigh themselves exactly, then re-weigh themselves with someone standing next to them (not on the scale) and supporting their breasts like a bra would. You'll find that a large D-cup is more like 6 lbs.
 
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