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(WOWK TV)   West Virginian teacher confesses to having sex with five of her students (with scary pic)   ( wowktv.com) divider line
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77237 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2005 at 9:34 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2005-03-03 07:24:52 PM  
What kinda person in west virginia thinks that's sexy?
Ooops, just answered my own question.
 
2005-03-03 07:26:11 PM  
Always wondered what happened to Roseanne.
 
2005-03-03 07:26:26 PM  
Man, in middle school, if it breathes, its humpable.
 
2005-03-03 07:26:39 PM  
Ack! See what all you people saying "She needs a sammich" have done? I hope you're happy.
 
2005-03-03 07:26:55 PM  
I think I have become permanently flaccid.
 
2005-03-03 07:29:09 PM  
After much reflection, I would hit it.
 
2005-03-03 07:37:48 PM  
matt4684: Man, in middle school, if it breathes, its humpable.

I remember being that age and thinking my female teachers were pretty good looking, but I always wondered how much the raging hormones had to do with it. Now I realize they were goddesses, at least relatively.
 
2005-03-03 07:38:45 PM  
I'm pretty sure that the sex had to have been an alternative to detention or something. I mean, even when I was in junior high and my boner maintained a 22-hour workshift (I gave it a 5-minute break every hour to go out back and smoke cigarettes) this woman would have turned it into an 'inny.'
 
2005-03-03 07:39:42 PM  
She looks like the mom in "Everybody Loves Raymond".


Yikes.

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2005-03-03 07:43:01 PM  
The mom in "everybody Loves Raymond" is more hittable.
 
2005-03-03 07:43:19 PM  
Looks like they had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
 
2005-03-03 07:46:16 PM  
Mug shots don't mean a lot. I'm sure with her hair done and a little make-up, she'd still look like a fat, ugly child molester.
 
2005-03-03 07:51:54 PM  
Yawlz gawt sum hawt wommenz in that thar state!
 
2005-03-03 07:57:36 PM  
Liar.
 
2005-03-03 08:02:53 PM  
What's scary is that middle-schoolers found that hittable....
 
2005-03-03 09:09:58 PM  
Hot.
 
2005-03-03 09:29:28 PM  
Thought of this because of the West Virginia moutain momma part:

Almost heaven, west virginia
Blue ridge mountains, shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I be-long
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

All my memries, gather round her
Miners lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I be-long
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads

I hear her voice, in the mornin hours she calls to me
The radio reminds me of my home far a-way
And drivin down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I be-long
West virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads
 
2005-03-03 09:38:12 PM  
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2005-03-03 09:38:23 PM  
I'd hit it. You guys are too picky.
 
2005-03-03 09:39:48 PM  
I think all my sperm just commited ritual suicide.
 
2005-03-03 09:40:04 PM  
Suddenly a lifetime sentence of virginity ISN'T looking all that bad.

/barf
 
2005-03-03 09:40:57 PM  
Well, there went my faith in god.
 
2005-03-03 09:41:00 PM  
This is what we get for saying, "oh man I wish I had a teacher like that".
 
2005-03-03 09:41:10 PM  
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Meatloaf, anyone?
 
2005-03-03 09:41:14 PM  
sixth graders? OMG
 
2005-03-03 09:41:15 PM  
I wouldn't hit it with YOUR D**K.
 
2005-03-03 09:41:27 PM  
Ha! I have some friends that went to that school. Gotta tell em this...
 
2005-03-03 09:41:28 PM  
It looks like she only gave them oral. Maybe they just closed their eyes and pretended it was the hot teacher in the school.
 
2005-03-03 09:41:29 PM  
Did they find out about this after a student was taken to the ER with a crushed pelvis?
 
2005-03-03 09:41:31 PM  
And so ends the streak of hot teachers banging students.
 
2005-03-03 09:41:33 PM  
I'd hit it...with a really big truck and I would expect the truck to end up totaled.

And further more, our schools really are turning out some stupid kids.
 
2005-03-03 09:41:39 PM  
She should get photoshopped.
 
2005-03-03 09:41:39 PM  
Betcha she don't got sharp knees! Every inch of her probably jiggles like Jello!

And I'll be farked if there ain't always room for Jello...

/vomits on keyboard.
 
2005-03-03 09:41:54 PM  
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The horror! The horror!
 
2005-03-03 09:42:00 PM  
Well, I see that my Kinsey scale factor just went to 10 (hopelessly gay)
 
2005-03-03 09:42:11 PM  
I'd hit it... inbetween the eyes with a nail gun.

No seriously, thats just gross. This is clearly a case of child abuse because there is no way in hell anyone would consent to let that beast near their genitals.
 
2005-03-03 09:42:14 PM  
Well ... she's no Debra LaFave, that's for sure.
 
2005-03-03 09:42:16 PM  
Holy Smokes.


"Think of the children!"
 
2005-03-03 09:42:31 PM  
Strange Creek indeed.
 
2005-03-03 09:43:05 PM  
Hey fat teachers need pre-pubescent lovin' too.

/yuck
 
GSC
2005-03-03 09:43:07 PM  
maybe it was a school for the blind....(and handless).
 
2005-03-03 09:43:29 PM  
Ahem....


AAAAAAAH!


There, I feel better now.
 
2005-03-03 09:43:33 PM  
makeout_bandit "The mom in "everybody Loves Raymond" is more hittable."

I'd rather think of it as that the teacher is less hittable... because... well... DAMN.
 
2005-03-03 09:44:08 PM  
FINALLY! A teacher i WOULDN'T Fark! I was wonderin when the fuglies would come out of the closet to boink a few kids.
 
2005-03-03 09:44:10 PM  
And so ends the streak of hot teachers banging students.


I was thinkin the same thing.
 
2005-03-03 09:44:27 PM  
Really? How was she related to them?
 
2005-03-03 09:45:32 PM  
I have ignored these threads thus far. Can some peoples please post pictures of these alleged 'hittable' teachers?
 
2005-03-03 09:45:45 PM  
God almighty, why would anyone screw that corpulent blob? The kids must've slapped her thigh and rode the wave in. I wonder if there have been any missing children reported in the area. If so, I think I know where they are...shudder.
 
2005-03-03 09:47:13 PM  
The kids must've slapped her thigh and rode the wave in

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2005-03-03 09:47:33 PM  
GOOD GOD!!!
 
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