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(Guardian Unlimited)   American plastic surgeon says people will be having wings and tails attached in 5 years   ( divider line
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7762 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2002 at 11:18 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-20 11:20:45 AM  
they can stop with fake boobies, we dont need wings.
2002-03-20 11:21:24 AM  
The furries have taken over...Post the animal pr0n now...
2002-03-20 11:21:36 AM  
That tiger freak/performer is already having a tail attached in the next couple of years.
2002-03-20 11:22:34 AM  
great, the beastiality porno and hardcore furry freaks will have a field day with this.
2002-03-20 11:23:19 AM  
Ravers. Hate'm.
2002-03-20 11:23:46 AM  
So much for me saying, "I could go for a nice piece of tail."
2002-03-20 11:24:14 AM  
though after thinking about it, a tail for balance would be pretty cool. Maybe some whiskers so that when I drink I dont walk into walls and stuff.
2002-03-20 11:24:37 AM  
Though I prefer my boobies real instead of plastic, I gotta agree with Dbho. But you know that some knobs are going to be pissing themselves to get stupid shiat like this; how much you guys want to bet that furries (those schmucks in the cartoon animal suits that make the rest of us feel better) are going to start grafting "fur" onto their bodies? This is just retarded people. To think, we're at the height of Western Civilization right now. Yay us.
2002-03-20 11:24:58 AM  
This freak

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2002-03-20 11:25:08 AM  
This ought to really confuse the PETA freaks.
2002-03-20 11:25:54 AM  
First thing that came to mind was 'Wings over Rhysh' by Elf Sternberg, but then I'm just weird that way. "The Journal Entries" kick ass.
2002-03-20 11:25:56 AM  
funbags, tails, and wings...

How about brains?
2002-03-20 11:25:59 AM  
Makes sense. Who would have expected the body mods we
take for granted today back in, say, the 70's? Already we
have people with horns implanted and stuff like that.
So yeah, I can see it. Personally I want some bionic parts
like the original Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man.
"We have the technology."
2002-03-20 11:26:28 AM  

Eat Peta, taste like chicken
2002-03-20 11:26:33 AM  
This a bad idea. IF you have a tail, you can't fake being happy about seeing someone. They can just look to see if you're waggin.
2002-03-20 11:26:43 AM  
All I have to say is "Why?". I don't understand why any sane/normal human being would go to get a set of wings or a tail attached.

This goes to show that people are defintely strange....
2002-03-20 11:26:49 AM  
adults can now live out their darkest He-man fantasies
2002-03-20 11:27:17 AM  
I want one of those crests that spitting dinosaur thing had in Jurassic Park.
2002-03-20 11:27:22 AM  
I want a super big wee wee that doubles as a floatation device.
2002-03-20 11:27:59 AM  
No Crotchrocket, we'll be at the height of western civilization once I have wings.
2002-03-20 11:28:07 AM  
What does Chick have to say about this?

What does Scientology say about this?

Ok, we can do it, but should we?
2002-03-20 11:29:06 AM  
Not to sure about thew wings, but I woke up hungover one morning with some chick with a tail
2002-03-20 11:29:47 AM  
In the words of David Goldblume "They were so worried about whether or not they could, they didnt stop and think about if they should"
2002-03-20 11:30:43 AM  
Remember that song "detachable penis"? I can't remember the group. Or maybe it was the group.

Nevertheless, that was the worst song ever written (or sung).
2002-03-20 11:32:17 AM  
DrDave was "she" baaaaaaaa'n?
2002-03-20 11:33:57 AM  
She said her name was Baaaaaaaaaabra!
2002-03-20 11:34:44 AM  
With my luck I'd just get my tail caught in a car door.

2002-03-20 11:35:06 AM  
I want a dorsel fin implanted on top of my head. Think of the fun that could be had at the beach and at pool parties.
2002-03-20 11:35:21 AM  
Hell yeah I want wings and a tail. Only they'd never be able to give you giant actually usable feathered wings and a furry demon tail like I want. Anyone who goes through this would probably just end up with some odd shaped dangling sacks of flesh and bone which is really not sounding pretty. I want pointy ears too. I bet a cosmetic surgeon could do that though.
2002-03-20 11:35:35 AM  
Wings? Big ungainly, unusable wings?

Would go well with the halo I guess but I will wait until they make a set that work.

Be faster to get around town than the bike and perhaps even more fun, but then, it's always fun to fly until you hit the high tension lines. Then it becomes hilarious.
2002-03-20 11:35:46 AM  
detachable penis written by King Missle

And it was a great song
2002-03-20 11:35:51 AM  
The first thing that comes to mind is RETARDED.
2002-03-20 11:36:10 AM  
Sorry, its King Missile
2002-03-20 11:36:26 AM  
Maybe then this plastic surgeon can attach his face to his ass.
2002-03-20 11:36:31 AM  
Extra arms would be handy.
2002-03-20 11:37:42 AM  
Dbho: Its really sad that you know that. I'm sorry.
2002-03-20 11:37:54 AM  
Not sure, but what would the point of wings be if we couldn't use them?

I see how they could possible be used on a space station, but other than that, they'd be a cumbersome cosmetic attachment.
2002-03-20 11:38:00 AM  
An eye on my "member" wouldn't be bad. A nose might be though. ewwww
2002-03-20 11:38:25 AM  
Eh, attaching wings you cant fly with...what a brilliant idea.
2002-03-20 11:39:13 AM  
yeah, eh hhe ehh beating you is cool
2002-03-20 11:39:31 AM  
Does anyone else think that its odd how we (humans) are trying to go against evolution?

Or maybe we aren't, I don't know.
2002-03-20 11:39:43 AM  
Bah who would want unuseable wings or a couldn't even move them unless you shook your body.
I'd take a pair of long, tapered elf ears though!
2002-03-20 11:40:38 AM  
Matzug: Close, but the worst song ever written is anything by Creed in the past 4 years.
2002-03-20 11:41:29 AM  
Wasn't there a Dean Koontz book about something like this? A girl with wings?
2002-03-20 11:41:32 AM  
I'd like a penis for my chin.
2002-03-20 11:41:33 AM  
"Just because you can do a thing, doesn't mean it's to be done!" -- Chris Rock
2002-03-20 11:42:32 AM  
People have already done the elf ear thing, let me find the link...
2002-03-20 11:42:36 AM  
Matzug: The band is King Missle.
2002-03-20 11:42:59 AM  
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2002-03-20 11:43:24 AM  
Dbho Jeff Goldblum played Dr. Ian Malcom in Jurassic Park and he was who I was plagarizing. Who is David Goldblume?
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