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(Nettavisen) Boobies Topless Anna Nicole Smith goes wild at MTV Awards. Possibly not safe for work, definitely not safe for lunch   ( divider line
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2005-03-03 05:21:36 PM  
this thread would've been great...without pics.
2005-03-03 05:21:52 PM  
99 pics of Anna.

2005-03-03 05:24:13 PM  
Wouldn't hit it.... would like to cuddle and talk about feelings tho
2005-03-03 05:26:43 PM  
Ditto, your fantasy is one of the funniest things I've read on FARK in a long time.
2005-03-03 05:31:49 PM  
Worst boob job ever. The bottom of her boobies are all wrinkly and discolored. And her nipples look like giant "M"s.
2005-03-03 05:33:50 PM  
2005-03-03 05:33:54 PM  
Na Nago: But hey, that's just me.

Dude learn how to take a picture. Read up on composition and lighting, and when you have a basic understanding of these elements come back and pimp your site.
2005-03-03 05:34:15 PM  
Where did all the extra skin go?
2005-03-03 05:42:50 PM  
And here's Nug's IMDB Entry.
2005-03-03 05:44:54 PM  
Seems to me she should have more stretchmarks and excess skin removal scars. She looks pretty good though. That being said I can't be turned on because I have seen her trailer trash personality on TV
2005-03-03 05:49:43 PM  
KFC's fried chicken
2005-03-03 05:55:55 PM  
she is an example of when white meets trash
was hot now shes not
2005-03-03 06:05:54 PM  

I'd hit in the bizzle with her face in the pillow so she could scream as loud as she wanna.

I'd hold a pillow on top of her face, and I'd continue holding it down afterwards.

I'm community-minded like that.
2005-03-03 06:09:19 PM  
Possibly the first instance of genuinely pointy knees.
2005-03-03 06:11:15 PM  
2005-03-03 06:05:54 PM Oswald T. Octopus


I'd hit in the bizzle with her face in the pillow so she could scream as loud as she wanna.

I'd hold a pillow on top of her face, and I'd continue holding it down afterwards.

I'd hold a pillow over her stomach, and fark it. Better safe than sorry.
2005-03-03 06:12:40 PM  
I've been wondering if she has stocks in Trim-Spa... or at least gets a share of the profits.

On one Penn & Teller's Bullshiat! show they covered diets and dieting marketing....

They pointed out alot of the diet pill/drink companies hire some work-out type/physically fit person that's injured and unable to remain physically fit for a small amount of time, and take a "before" pic.

Then, once the injury is over with, they go back to their daily routine of working out and busting ass, losing all the weight they gained and snap an "after" pic for the diet pill/drink copanies.

I've wondered if she

1. let herself get all fatten up like she did
2. got back to the work-out routine(s) she had before, in her playbody days....
3. Pose for ads for Trimspa & PROFIT!
2005-03-03 06:17:27 PM  

I'm guessing it was more like she ran out of money , her SECOND 15 minutes ran out , and she had to actually start working for a change.

Not being able to afford those expensive pills can really motivate an addict.
2005-03-03 06:17:56 PM  
"you can take the girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl"

truly an appropriate time for this quote.
2005-03-03 06:18:01 PM  
Good to see the unibomber is getting some ad work:

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2005-03-03 06:18:04 PM  
2005-03-03 06:33:45 PM  
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2005-03-03 06:40:11 PM  
Yes, she's an annoying pain in the butt, in a remote, Hollywood, nothing-to-really-do-with-my-life kinda way. However, the misogyny reflected in some these threads never ceases to amaze me.
2005-03-03 06:42:10 PM  
Mtv get off the air.

/got nuffin.
//would hit it.
///doesnt love self.
2005-03-03 06:44:06 PM  
Anna Nicole=psycho biatch
Anna Nicole=Great Boobage

Therefore, according to algebraic substitution techniques:

Psycho Biatch=Great Boobage
2005-03-03 06:53:09 PM  
would never ever ever ever hit it.

2005-03-03 06:54:32 PM  
She looks HOT now. I hate to admit it.
Still, she's in need of shock therapy.
/In the "hit it and run" category, but before I hit it, I'd duct tape her mouth shut -
2005-03-03 06:59:08 PM  
I'd hit any era.

Blonde chicks such as her are the kind you take care of--they are rarely if ever self sufficent.

The good news is that while they might be simple, if one falls in love with you they are loyal and will rock your world nightly.

Other examples: Jessica Simpson, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield

2005-03-03 07:04:39 PM  
Nice headline.
2005-03-03 07:09:22 PM  
I'd schtoop it.
2005-03-03 07:21:29 PM  
'Anna sjekker godsakene.'

That about says it all.
2005-03-03 07:30:17 PM  
*sigh* Much as I hate to admit it, I'd hit it all night long...
2005-03-03 07:31:18 PM  
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

/try the veal
2005-03-03 07:33:08 PM  
ShroomGirl: Where did all the extra skin go?

Tummy tuck ? There is a little rouching of the skin just below and to the right of her navel. (4th pic)

/history mad women
//history of modified women
///ideal for A-N S (Yikes)
2005-03-03 07:38:30 PM  
Compliments to Ditto for beating me to the Bloodhound Gang lyrics.

I don't think many people got 'em.

/would hit it.
2005-03-03 07:42:39 PM  
I wouldn't even hit that filthy gutter slut with Drew's dick.
2005-03-03 07:43:53 PM  
Would hit, and ask for my penis to be signed.
2005-03-03 07:47:23 PM  
I stopped entertaining the thought of hitting it after she married that weally old dude.
2005-03-03 07:49:29 PM  
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2005-03-03 07:53:23 PM  
wow i'm retarded... mods please delete that pic.

/trying to be clever in a different thread
//failing miserably.
2005-03-03 08:13:00 PM  
I don't think I'd hit this one, she may give me a disease or bite something I need off.
2005-03-03 08:19:35 PM  

Would hit, and ask for my penis to be signed.

Considering the experience that cooter's had, she could probably sign your johnson in cursive, dot the i's, and cross the t's -- all without using her hands.
2005-03-03 08:51:51 PM  
i wouldnt mind banging her at all.
shes a celebrity. shes crazy. who cares... just bang her and move on. lol
2005-03-03 09:05:07 PM  
Ditto wins

gets to nail her back at her trailer
2005-03-03 10:08:14 PM  
I'd love to see them without that flesh-colored tape on. I bet they're even hotter than they were in the Guess heyday now.

At least she never whipped them out when she was a hot-air balloon.
2005-03-03 10:08:42 PM  
she use to be so gorgeous. ah youth her son's goodlooking too and nice and young~! yeah she use to be quite huge it seemed impossible she'd be thing ever again
2005-03-03 10:10:02 PM  
I'd hit it......
with a baseball bat!!
2005-03-03 10:18:27 PM  
[x] Would hit it
[x] Would hit it thoroughly
[x] Would hit it repeatedly
[ ] Wouldn't hit it
[ ] Would hit it, with a bat
[ ] Too fat
[ ] Too skinny
[ ] Boobs too big
[ ] Boobs too small
[x] Boobs just right
[x] Too fake-looking
[ ] Too much bush
[ ] Bush just right
[ ] Not enough bush
[ ] Too airbrushed
[ ] Not airbrushed enough
[ ] Kinda cute, but not hot
[ ] fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
[x] I'd let her [insert semi-sexual sounding action here]
[x] I'd like to [insert action] to her and then [insert other vaguely sexual action]
[ ] She looks too much like my sister/cousin/other relative
[ ] She looks like my neighbor who I've been craving desperately for [insert time period here]
[ ] Fugly
[ ] Any remark involving dead kittens
[ ] Kitten safe
[x] Zee goggles, zey do nussing!!
[ ] Not as attractive as [insert pic of celebrity]
[ ] Somebody send me the link cause I'm at work
[ ] Don't like her eyes, they freak me out
[ ] Seems like she needed to get out of the double wide for awhile
2005-03-03 10:25:06 PM  
Hey fat chicks need loving too.

But ugly fat chicks don't. ewwwwww......
2005-03-03 10:36:11 PM  
Personally, I feel .. kinda sorry for her. A good example of what Hollywood does to some people.
But I am really REALLY sick of the Trimspa commercials.
2005-03-03 10:44:05 PM  
Cannabis/ hemp is illegal because of Harry Jacob Anslinge (Known as the first drug "zcar"r and his, now laughingly, uneducated congrssional hearings and a large lobby push from DuPont who knew hemp fiber would cut billions out of there new synthetic fibers.

The statements he made during the hears are some of the most back woods stuff you will ever hear but it is good for a laugh



"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others"

"...the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races."

"Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death."

"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."

"Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind."

"Yes, sir. There is a great deal of use of it in Egypt, particularly. It was found years ago in Egypt. The traffic has grown so that something like 14 percent of the population are addicts. In India it is sold over the counter to the addicts"

When asked about plant parts.. "So we have urged the States to revise their definition so as to include all parts of the plant, as it now seems that the seeds and portions other than the dried flowering tops contain positively dangerous substances."

"The higher court said:

"We are of the opinion, therefore, that the information was insufficient to clearly apprise accused of the nature and cause of the accusation against him because of the sale of cigarettes containing cannabis, from which the resin had not been extracted may relate to the resin of the staminate plant, the resin of which appears to be harmless."

As a matter of fact the staminate leaves are about as harmless as a rattlesnake. "
"In medical schools, the physician-to-be is taught that without opium he would be like a one-armed man. That is true, because you cannot get along without opium."

But here we have drug that is not like opium. Opium has all of the good of Dr. Jekyll and all the evil of Mr. Hyde. This drug is entirely the monster Hyde, the harmful effect of which cannot be measured."
"Therapeutics would not lose much if it were removed from the list of medicaments"

"MR. DINGELL: I want to be certain what this is. Is this the same weed that grows wild in some of our Western States which is sometimes called the loco weed?

MR. ANSLINGER: No, sir, that is another family.

MR. DINGELL: That is also a harmful drug-producing weed, is it not?

MR. ANSLINGER: Not to my knowledge. It is not used by humans. "

Just goes to show that this guy has no idea what he is talking about.
"Some people will fly into a delirious rage, and they are temporarily irresponsible and may commit violent crimes. Other people will laugh uncontrollably."

Can't have god fearing people laughing uncontrollably..

"It is dangerous to the mind and body, and particularly dangerous to the criminal type, because it releases all of the inhibitions."

Yea, because those criminal types are full of self control..

"The use of cannabis, whether smoked or ingested in its various form, undoubtedly gives rise to a form of addiction, which has serious social consequences (abandonment of work, propensity to theft and crime, disappearance of reproductive power)."

Sort of like every SSRI thrown at me from 16-25..

"Here is a gang of seven young men, all seven of them, young men under 21 years of age. They terrorized central Ohio for more than two months, and they were responsible for 38 stick-ups. They all boast they did those crimes while under the influence of marihuana."

"As to these young men I was telling you about, one of them said if he had killed somebody on the spot he would not have known it.

In Florida a 21-year-old boy under the influence of this drug killed his parents and his brothers and sisters. The evidence showed that he had smoke marihuana.

In Chicago recently two boys murdered a policeman while under the influence of marihuana. Not long ago we found a 15-year-old boy going insane because, the doctor told the enforcement officers, he thought the boy was smoking marihuana cigarettes. They traced the sale to some man who had been growing marihuana and selling it to these boys all under 15 years of age, on a playground there."

"One of these boys I referred to went insane, and they stopped it. Here in Colorado -- and Colorado seems to have had a lot of cases of violence recently -- in Alamosa County, and in Huerfano County the sheriff was killed as the result of the action of a man under the influence of marihuana. Recently in Baltimore a young man was sent to the electric chair for having raped a girl while under the influence of marihuana. "

I thought only DOOM, GTA3 and Movies caused violents?? hmm.. =D

"MR. DINGELL: I am just wondering whether the marihuana addict graduates into a heroin, an opium, or a cocaine user.

MR. ANSLINGER: No, sir; I have not heard of a case of that kind. I think it is an entirely different class. The marihuana addict does not go in that direction."


"Since the economic depression the number of marihuana smokers has increased by vagrant youths coming into contact with older psychopaths."
I'm feeling.. a bit phychopathic today.. think I'll go find some vagrant youths to corrupt..

"...It makes very fine cordage, and this legislation exempts the mature stalk when it is grown for hemp purposes."

Which I guess, never got explained to the hemp farmers..

"MR. MCCORMACK: There is fiber out of which hats are made?

MR. ANSLINGER: That is not done so much in this country.

MR. MCCORMACK: There is some of that.

MR. ANSLINGER: Just a little.

MR. MCCORMACK: Then is not the seed used for paints and oil?

MR. ANSLINGER: They import all their seed from Manchuria.

MR. MCCORMACK: And it is also used as a constituent of commercial bird seed?


MR. MCCORMACK: Mr. Lewis asked you a question about the commercial purposes.

MR. ANSLINGER: Those are the only commercial purposes that I know of."

Hell, that sounds like one kick ass plant! but he never mentions paper, non-synthetic fibers, I guess a plant that can be used to make a house, right down to a concrete (mix used pulp, water and lime.. Stronger then concrete, but much much lighter.) I guess the importing seeds thing is out.

"I want to show you one more thing and that is in reference to the international side of this problem. Canada made some seizures over here last year and they pointed the finger of scorn at us and said, "Why do you not do something about this?" We had to admit that we did not have any legislation"

This is just a flat out lie.

"MR. THOMPSON: How does that compare with the price of opium or morphine? Do the class of people who use this drug use it because it is cheaper than the other kinds?

MR. ANSLINGER: That is one reason, yes, sir. To be a morphine or heroin addict it would cost you from $5 to $8 a day to maintain your supply. But if you want to smoke a cigarette you pay 10 cents.

MR. BOERNE: Just one of them will knock the socks off of you.

MR. ANSLINGER: One of them can do it.

MR. MCCORMACK: Some of those cigarettes are sold much cheaper that 10 cents, are they not? In other words, it is a low-priced cigarette, and that is one of the reasons for the tremendous increases in its use.

MR. ANSLINGER: Yes; it is low enough in price for school children to buy it.

MR. MCCORMACK: And they have parties in different parts of the country that they call "reefer parties".

MR. ANSLINGER: Yes, sir; we have heard of them, and know of them. "
and they call these parties "raves?" =D

"The origin of this drug is very ancient. In the year 1090 A.D., the religious and military order or sect of the Assassins was founded in Persia and the numerous acts of cruelty of this sect were known not only in Asia"

That is just to funny!!=D

"Its effect upon the Malays has been terrific and the natives of the Malay Peninsula have been known, while under its influence, to rush out and engage in violent and bloody deeds, with complete disregard for their personal safety, of the odds arrayed against them."

"The toxic effects produced by "cannabin", the active narcotic principal of the cannabis sativa, hemp, or marihuana, appear to be exclusively to the higher nerve centers. The drug produces first an exaltation with a feeling of well-being; a happy, jovial mood, usually; and increased feeling of physical strength and power; and a general euphoria is experienced. Accompanying this exaltation is a stimulation of the imagination, followed by a more-or-less delirious state characterized by vivid kaleidoscopic visions, sometimes of a pleasing sensual kind, but occasionally of a gruesome nature. Accompanying this delirious state is a remarkable loss in spatial and time relations; persons and things in the environment look small; time is interminable; seconds seem like minutes and hours like days. Let us think, for instance, of what might happen if a person under its influence were driving a high-powered automobile."

Well, probably driving 5 miles under the speed limit.

"Those who are habitually accustomed to use of the drug are said to develop a delirious rage after its administration, during which they are temporarily, at least, irresponsible and liable to commit violent crimes. The prolonged use of this narcotic is said to produce mental deterioration. It apparently releases inhibitions of an antisocial nature whichh dwell within the individual.

It is said that the Mohammedan leaders, opposing the Crusaders, utilized the services of individuals addicted to the use of hashish for secret murders.

Despite the fact that medical men and scientists have disagreed upon the properties of marihuana, and some are inclined to minimize the harmfulness of this drug, the records offer ample evidence that it has a disastrous effect upon many of its users. Recently we have received many reports showing the crimes of violence committed by persons while under the influence of marihuana.

The effect of the use of the drug depends largely upon the individual. Among some people the dreams produced are usually of an erotic character, but the principal effect is on the mind which seems to lose the power of directing and controlling its thoughts. Then follow errors of sense, false convictions and the predominance of extravagant ideas where all sense of value seems to disappear.

The deleterious, even vicious, qualities of the drug render it highly dangerous to the mind and body upon which it operates to destroy the will, cause one to lose the power of connected thought, producing imaginary delectable situations and gradually weakening the physical powers. Its use frequently leads to insanity."


"Two weeks ago a sex-mad degenerate, named Lee Fernandez, brutally attacked a young Alamosa girl. He was convicted of assault with intent to rape and sentenced to 10 to 14 years in the state penitentiary. Police officers here know definitely that Fernandez was under the influence of marihuana. But this case is one in hundreds of murders, rapes, petty crimes, insanity that has occurred in southern Colorado in recent years. "
"I wish I could show you what a small marihuana cigaret can do to one of our degenerate Spanish-speaking residents. That's why our problem is so great; the greatest percentage of our population is composed of Spanish-speaking persons, most of who are low mentally, because of social and racial conditions. "

Man, what an asshat racist lol!

"Those acquainted with the traffic say there are more women smokers than men. If you are a 'right guy' a 'giggle smoke' is available in places of lenient morals and may be purchased from a 'bystander' in many of the cheaper downtown resorts."

Now your on the trolley!

"One gentleman of the byways explained, 'The worst thing about that loco weed is the way these kids go for them. Most of them, boys and girls, are just punks and when they get high on the stuff you can write your own ticker."
I honestly think kids were on Datura if anything (though this is all probably just made up stuff..) And I like "Gentleman of the byways" sounds better then hobo.

"One of his friends said to a Star-Times reporter, calling the youth by name, 'He was a swell fellow until marihuana got him. Like the rest of us, he thought the weed wasn't habit-forming and had no idea of the possible consequences of smoking it. He smoked so many he couldn't quit. finally he went crazy and his folks put him in a sanitarium.'" From this same article we read: "'Weed' smoking among young St. Louisians appears to be chiefly confined to boys. Girls who indulge do so largely as a result of association with boys who smoke the drug."

"A girl student, still in her teens told a reporter she had seen some of her friends under the influence and named a boy and a girl who lost their senses so completely after smoking marihuana that they eloped and were married.


Another boy I know got the habit so bad he didn't have enough money to buy all the cigarettes he craved. To get the money he stole jewelry from his mother while under the influence of marihuana and pawned it. He was arrested, but when his mother found out who the thief was she naturally dropped her complaint.

I know at least 20 boys, some of them in school, whom I have seen smoking marihuana cigarettes. Sometimes three or four of them crowd into a telephone booth and puff on a single cigarette.

Several girls I know have smoked marihuana and I smoked with them, but I've decided its bad business and haven't smoked lately.

Sometimes we would go to a beer tavern and smoke, the boys (old slur for blacks) always supplying the muggles (you know.. non-magic using folk )."
"Those of us who are native New Orleanians must well remember the tragic incident that happened in our city last year. In a downtown section a man under the influence of the weed became so frenzied and angered at his wife as to kill her out on the street in front of many witnesses."
"In its action of depression and stimulation it is very much like that noted under small doses of morphine. Habit-forming drugs in ever case disturb the vision and heart. In this instance marihuana reacts like cocaine, in that the pupils become dilated and the pulse is accelerated. Habitual use of heroin weakens judgment, self-control, and attention. IN this sense, marihuana is like heroin as constant use results in loss of judgment and measurement of time and space. Marihuana makes the imagination run rampant and the dreams that result are as extravagant as those reported by opium eaters. Social dangers that ensue from the use of marihuana are comparable to those that result from heroin. The heroin habit produces an utter disregard for conventions and moral; similar results ensue from the smoking of the weed. Here, however, the skeptic has a point which he can dispute. The action of marihuana is much less constant than heroin, as it depends to a certain extent on the disposition and intellectual activity of the victim. However, we must remind friend skeptic that the great majority of users are ignorant and inexperienced youngsters and members of the lowest strata of humanity. When you think this fact over there should be no room for argument on that point.."

sense when did "fact" mean "witch hut" ?
"In the South, amongst the Negroes, it is termed "mooter"."

heh, go America! It's almost like JW Bush went back in time.

"Although the different forms of the plant have been described under different botanical names, there are no essential differences in any of the specific characteristics, and all cultivated or wild hemp is now recognized as belonging to one species - Cannabis sativa. "

Actually.. there are 3, and two were well know 100's of year before the War on the mind began.

The basics are, there are so many people in prison for non-violet crimes. This War creates thousands of jobs and a slave force larger then anytime in the US history.
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