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(Nettavisen) Boobies Topless Anna Nicole Smith goes wild at MTV Awards. Possibly not safe for work, definitely not safe for lunch   (pub.tv2.no) divider line 237
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2005-03-03 04:09:51 PM
txslacker


Oh god..... that is hystericall! Dude if you go to hell for that, in my book it would be worth it!

That was a riot! Corky lives!!!!
 
2005-03-03 04:11:25 PM
ewww......

blech
 
2005-03-03 04:12:48 PM
TrimSpa kinda worked, do they make SkankSpa?
 
2005-03-03 04:15:31 PM
2005-03-03 04:12:48 PM TownDrunk

"...do they make SkankSpa?"

Yep, it's called crack.
 
2005-03-03 04:18:55 PM
Ok well here's MY story:

A friend and I were passing through Mexia, TX, and he says it
out loud: "Hey, we're in mex-ee-uh!" I tell him that, no, it is
actually pronounced "muh-HEY-uh". So we start arguing back and forth
about it, until finally we dicide it can only be settled by asking
one of the natives. So we see a Dairy Queen ("Texas stop sign",
as its logo is known) and we stop and go in to ask the kind of tall, skinny, fairly flat-chested, soon-to-be incredibly insane
loony tune girl at the front counter.

"Excuse me," I say, "we were having a discussion over the correct
pronunciation of this place. So it would help us a lot if you could
just say it to us real slowly, and settle this argument."

And she goes, "Sure! Dairrrrrrryyyyyyyy Queeeeeeeeeen..."
 
2005-03-03 04:19:53 PM
What is Kelly Slater doin there?
 
2005-03-03 04:20:00 PM
lol.
 
2005-03-03 04:20:27 PM
Boobies

Bad joke. You must be from somewhere near Mexia to have heard it.
 
2005-03-03 04:20:28 PM
I hate to point this out to those who think they are looking at Anna Nicole's breasts... you aren't. The shrink-wrap effect you see under her breasts are a form of push-up bra. I can't recall the name, but some other intrepid Farker will surely find it. Essentially the things adhere to the underside of the breasts and provide lift. The image is shocking because the "cups" (for lack of a better word) are nude-colored, and we expect Anna to have strangely done fake boobies anyway. Look closely and you can CLEARLY see the difference in color tone - where her breasts end and the cups start. Shame on someone for not pointing this out earlier.
 
2005-03-03 04:21:34 PM
rileydexter please read the billion posts below that did bring it up.
 
2005-03-03 04:22:30 PM
Anna from her early uber-hot GUESS and Playboy days (before everyone realized she was nuts)...




Then she turned into this...


Has there ever been such a dramatic decline in a hot chick in recent memory?
 
2005-03-03 04:22:46 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I liked her better when she was fat and had her makeup all smeared. Then you'd see immediately what a train wreck she was. Now, at first glance, it's like, "Hey, a hot chick!" Then you look closer and notice the horrendous boob job and the dazed, glassy 'cranked-out skank' expression; you remember her grating whine and how spot-on Conan O'Brien's impression of her was (the man is a genius). And that's usually when I get the dry heaves.

Please, get it away.
 
2005-03-03 04:25:02 PM
I would'a done her when she was fat, and of course before then, but not now... no, not now.
 
2005-03-03 04:25:16 PM
oops. My bad. I'm like the rest of the unwashed Fark mass who read the top and scroll to the bottom... someone did post the link to these adhesive brassieres. But it deserves to be
http://www.fashionforms.com/adhbra.html
 
2005-03-03 04:25:42 PM
should have listened to submitter. So NOT safe for lunch
 
2005-03-03 04:25:55 PM
txslacker

Chris Burke would personally like to welcome you to hell.

Here
 
2005-03-03 04:26:02 PM
Eww. Those creases and mysterious potholes in her boobs just gross me out. Some people look better nekkid. She is not one of those people.
 
2005-03-03 04:27:19 PM
Is the support issue here about whether or not her boobs are fake? Because they clearly are. Or is it about whether or not fake boobs can stand up like that, because they certainly can. Or is it about whether her boobs were standing up like that at the time, in which case I don't know, don't care, and don't want to know. I think she's a pretty girl like so many ruined by surgery.
 
Ni
2005-03-03 04:32:36 PM
She could've also been moving, and they'd get that "push-up" effect if the motion was stopped at the right time.
 
2005-03-03 04:32:42 PM
More silicon than woman, she is bathed in insanity and lost her humanity a long time ago
 
2005-03-03 04:33:43 PM
"... if you go to hell for that, in my book it would be worth it!"

Lemme tell you something. If "heaven" is full of those self-righteous jeebus jumpers posting over in the "ten commandments" thread....I don't want to go.
 
2005-03-03 04:34:23 PM
I'd hit it but wouldn't tell anyone.
 
2005-03-03 04:35:23 PM
She's got the cocaine blues...
 
2005-03-03 04:36:02 PM
My apologies to the moderator...
I suppose my 2nd pic probably wasn't entirely SFW.
 
2005-03-03 04:37:43 PM
man did noone notice how tanked howard k. stern looks?

jeez man.
 
2005-03-03 04:41:02 PM
Sknyluv:

ROFL. Too funny.
 
2005-03-03 04:41:08 PM
[x] Would hit it
[x] Would hit it thoroughly
[x] Would hit it repeatedly
[ ] Wouldn't hit it
[ ] Would hit it, with a bat
[ ] Too fat
[ ] Too skinny
[ ] Boobs too big
[ ] Boobs too small
[x] Boobs just right
[x] Too fake-looking
[ ] Too much bush
[ ] Bush just right
[ ] Not enough bush
[ ] Too airbrushed
[ ] Not airbrushed enough
[ ] Kinda cute, but not hot
[ ] fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
[x] I'd let her [insert semi-sexual sounding action here]
[x] I'd like to [insert action] to her and then [insert other vaguely sexual action]
[ ] She looks too much like my sister/cousin/other relative
[ ] She looks like my neighbor who I've been craving desperately for [insert time period here]
[ ] Fugly
[ ] Any remark involving dead kittens
[ ] Kitten safe
[ ] Zee goggles, zey do nussing!!
[ ] Not as attractive as [insert pic of celebrity]
[ ] Somebody send me the link cause I'm at work
[ ] Don't like her eyes, they freak me out
[ ] Seems like she needed to get out of the double wide for awhile
 
2005-03-03 04:42:42 PM
Bessame: I have breasts of my own

hummm.. pics ?
 
2005-03-03 04:44:20 PM
CrotchBeard:

"I just threw up a little in my mouth"

And ripped off Sports guy.

All in one swell foop.



i just threw up some more... on your shoes.
 
2005-03-03 04:44:49 PM
Ugly.

Farking.

Dog.

Man, put that horsey out to PASTURE. Sheesh.
 
2005-03-03 04:50:16 PM
Go get some dog poop and you can add Steve Martin to your rep.
 
2005-03-03 04:50:36 PM
Garbage bag tits.
 
2005-03-03 04:53:05 PM
CrotchBeard, hate to break it to you, but Bill Simmons didn't make that one up. It has been around for quite a while.
 
2005-03-03 04:57:36 PM
I'd sure give her a dirty sanchez.
 
2005-03-03 04:58:19 PM
Here is a link to an article in English, with a nipple shot taken before the mtv sticker shot.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/03/04/1109700617859.html?oneclick=true

sorry, HTML challenged.
Its the SMH so you may be asked to register, if so my apologies. Sometimes you do get asked sometimes you dont with SMH.
 
2005-03-03 04:59:08 PM
I'd hit it and have no regrets.
 
2005-03-03 04:59:14 PM
She looks like the super-sized lost sister of Melanie Griffith.
 
2005-03-03 05:00:35 PM
Really bad boob job...

I dunno, it just doesn't seem right to me that this chick was once the size of King Kong and now she's as tiny as a mouse.

She was beautiful back in those Guess Ad days....
 
2005-03-03 05:00:47 PM
ouch,,,, no one in recent memory has declined this much right before our eyes

she was hot back in the guess days you can't deny it

now she's a cow

now that she's thin she reminds me of one of those cows turned inside out on southpark
 
2005-03-03 05:02:12 PM
Yeah, like when cubicle slave posted it at 3:56 pm.

/rtft
 
2005-03-03 05:03:01 PM
Arrrgggggghhhhh, that's going to replace the whale in my nightmare!
 
2005-03-03 05:05:20 PM
For those who wish she would go away, follow Paul Anka's advice:



Just don't look!
Just don't look!
 
2005-03-03 05:08:41 PM
I would hit that into the middle of next week, front, back, sideways and doggy...

Any good sailor knows... True Virgings Make Dull Companions

I'd use a condom for sure ;-)
 
2005-03-03 05:09:07 PM
Boobies

Ok well here's MY story:

A friend and I were passing through Mexia, TX, and he says it
out loud: "Hey, we're in mex-ee-uh!" I tell him that, no, it is
actually pronounced "muh-HEY-uh". So we start arguing back and forth
about it, until finally we dicide it can only be settled by asking
one of the natives. So we see a Dairy Queen ("Texas stop sign",
as its logo is known) and we stop and go in to ask the kind of tall, skinny, fairly flat-chested, soon-to-be incredibly insane
loony tune girl at the front counter.

"Excuse me," I say, "we were having a discussion over the correct
pronunciation of this place. So it would help us a lot if you could
just say it to us real slowly, and settle this argument."

And she goes, "Sure! Dairrrrrrryyyyyyyy Queeeeeeeeeen..."



Dude, ripping off Charles Kuralt (from On The Road) is just not cool.
 
2005-03-03 05:10:23 PM
Back in her Guess Jeans days , she was hot.

Then she got fat , married a mummy , went crazy , lost the weight , and here we are.

I'd hit it , but only if she was tranquilized and blindfolded .
 
2005-03-03 05:10:55 PM
I'd pound any orifice she'd let me. Which, given her usual demeanor, should give a wide range of choices.
 
2005-03-03 05:18:10 PM
I'd pound any orifice she'd let me. Which, given her usual demeanor, should give a wide range of choices.

Stay out of her ear. Not that you'd hit anything, but still...

/In the Express Elevator, goin' DOWNNNNNN
//I do feel sorry for her, but she won't go away


CS
 
2005-03-03 05:18:21 PM
eye wuz ear

do you ever wonder if "mustard cliche" guy knows he's a fark cliche now?

Definitely--he's a TFer. Just check his bio: Nug
 
2005-03-03 05:18:27 PM
What is with all the hatin' on ANS? She's eye candy, nothing more. Few of us will ever see her in person, and none of us will ever touch her or have to put up with her neuroses, so all that's left is the scenery. Enjoy it for what it is: A fairly attractive woman, made alternately quite pretty, chubbily pretty, and sexy in a frightening way by too much makeup, too much surgery, too much money, too many twinkies, and too many diet drugs.

Enjoy it. She may not be all women to all men, but she's been a bunch of different women to many, and we're insulated from consequences.

In short, I'd hit it vigorously, creatively, and frequently if given a chance, but am pretty glad that I never will.
 
2005-03-03 05:20:45 PM
ZebZamboni: Dude, ripping off Charles Kuralt (from On The Road) is just not cool.

That story is older than Kuralt, or probably even Kerouac.
 
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