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(Sports Nut)   The 1,121 words you can't have printed on an NFL jersey   ( divider line
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65491 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Mar 2005 at 9:55 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-03-02 04:12:42 AM  
I love it. It's 1,120 sexually-related terms or swears - and RAE CARRUTH.
2005-03-02 04:19:52 AM  
Dirty Sanchez
Donkey Punch

/orders shirts
2005-03-02 04:26:25 AM  
coont F*CK
coont F*CKER

Damn. I knew "coont f*ck" wasn't okay, but I really thought I would be able to get a jersey with "coont f*cker" printed on it. Ah well. I'll just have to go with "Rae Carruth".
2005-03-02 04:34:20 AM  
And really, who tries to order a shirt with "rapist" printed on it?
2005-03-02 04:39:38 AM  
Lots of laughs on there. I was trying to pick a favorite, but it's all good.
2005-03-02 04:44:17 AM  
Kmart is bad but Wallmart is ok?
2005-03-02 04:58:36 AM  
'Asshat' and 'rat bastard' are ok, along with 'fark' and 'totalfark'.
2005-03-02 05:01:22 AM  
No 'Rae Carruth', but 'O.J. Simpson' works just fine.
2005-03-02 05:06:51 AM  
These are cracking me up. I can just imagine some guy buying a Cowboys jersey for his wife and trying to get "Nasty Whore" printed on it.
2005-03-02 05:18:18 AM  
What the hell are asspuppies?
2005-03-02 05:26:52 AM  
Oh good. Rump Ranger isn't on the list.
2005-03-02 08:05:48 AM  
'Vaginal Bloodfart' seems to pass the high standards of the NFL.
2005-03-02 08:08:14 AM  
Heamer: What the hell are asspuppies?

Damnit man, dont say asspuppies when I'm drinking hot coffee! That stuff burns the inside of my nose!!

/really did laugh out loud
2005-03-02 08:17:46 AM  
Kewl. I'm getting my ASSHAT jersey, today.
2005-03-02 08:18:56 AM  
Cum fest = no

coont lick = no

coont fest = YES!

X-large please, Buffalo Bills
2005-03-02 08:28:15 AM i can get that 'Nazi Fu*ker' jersey i've always wanted
2005-03-02 08:31:09 AM  
Bumrumbler is A-OK.
2005-03-02 08:33:52 AM  

/don't get it.
2005-03-02 08:46:25 AM  
I feel sorry for Patriots Defensive Back Randall Gay
2005-03-02 08:49:00 AM  
funny that "He Hate Me" has made the list.
2005-03-02 08:52:18 AM  
UFIA is not on the list.

/grabs wallet
2005-03-02 09:03:33 AM  
ruharpua: UFIA is not on the list.
damn... you beat me to it.
/great minds think alike and whatnot.
2005-03-02 09:09:20 AM  
"I love beer" is on the list. I think we should start a three month boycott of the NFL.
2005-03-02 09:19:49 AM  
Are they talking about replica (printed) or authentic (stitched) jerseys? My custom authentic Packers jersey has WHISKEY stitched on the name plaque, and my lucky numbers stitched on the front, back and sleeves.

And while it is an NFL jersey, the Packers Pro Shop did all the work. I'm sure most other teams are similar. So get to know some workers, slip 'em some bread and get your offensive jersey.

I have made a mental note to get ASSTASTIC or FAPPER on my next jersey.
2005-03-02 09:24:34 AM  

Damn, they've got all the bases covered!
2005-03-02 09:35:43 AM  
Someone better tell this guy he has to change his name, its not suitable for the back of an NFL uniform:

Randal Gay, CB Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots
2005-03-02 09:49:40 AM  
I think its actually pretty silly to "outlaw" legitimate last names just because you think it sheds a "bad light" on the NFL.

Last Name Popularity Lookup

Rankings of the popularity as a last name of various words on their "banned list":
Gay: 818 (6)
Hooker: 1973 (1)
Carruth: 8925 (2)
Boner: 9553
Dike: 14149
Hole: 15021
Balls: 18494
Pecker: 53599

The number in parenthesis after that? The number of NFL players who have had that last name since 1971.
2005-03-02 09:54:53 AM  
UFIA is A-OK...
2005-03-02 09:58:45 AM  
So I'm thinking anything incorporating the word "ass" is not okay. Thanks.
2005-03-02 09:59:26 AM  
Am I Crazy?

Insest = NO
Incest = YES

Did they just not know how to spell?
2005-03-02 09:59:26 AM  
I want one that says OVERPAID NEGRO, and according to that list, it would be acceptable.
2005-03-02 09:59:31 AM  
"axing the weasel"?
2005-03-02 10:00:23 AM  
2005-03-02 10:00:47 AM  
What's 'BOODY'? I understand booty, but it's not banned.
2005-03-02 10:00:52 AM  
I wonder how long it would take them to add UFIA to the list if every single farker on here ordered one of them jerseys,... ?
2005-03-02 10:01:17 AM  
HOBO is deemed unacceptable.
2005-03-02 10:01:21 AM  
Filet Show
2005-03-02 10:01:27 AM  
This just looks like a list they keep adding to as people try to order jerseys. Isn't there a more intelligent way to do this?
2005-03-02 10:02:29 AM  
Good - I can still get my one with WANKER!!!! on.

WTF Boody?
2005-03-02 10:02:35 AM  
2005-03-02 10:02:59 AM  
And really, who tries to order a shirt with "rapist" printed on it?

He was a therapist. The extra space was a typo.
2005-03-02 10:03:10 AM  
I'm just glad my pick, Santorum, is still available

/love the overpaid negro. hilarious
2005-03-02 10:03:12 AM  
You can get a shirt with 4 on the front and 20 and the back
2005-03-02 10:03:31 AM  
George carlin surrenders.
2005-03-02 10:03:51 AM  
What exactly is TROTS?
2005-03-02 10:04:48 AM  
These are hilarious. I'm trying to picture the person who orders a jersey with EXCREMENT, FLATULENCE or INTERCOURSE on it. Or PUBLICLICE -- WTF??? (aha! WTF isn't on the list!)
2005-03-02 10:05:01 AM  
Teh Ghey=fine
2005-03-02 10:05:54 AM  
Deposit = no

That is just plain silly.
2005-03-02 10:06:15 AM  
trots= Diariah

It's an old term.
2005-03-02 10:06:39 AM  
i see budweiser, but no other beer brands...
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