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(Cleveland.com)   Second hole found in reactor, doo dah, doo dah.   (cleveland.com) divider line 67
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2002-03-19 12:26:02 PM
Someone should teach this poster how to count syllables.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13.

"Learn to write in metre, man doo dah doo dah.
 
2002-03-19 01:44:54 PM
Cleveland "flaming river" joke in 5...4...3...2....
 
2002-03-19 02:34:53 PM
Homer Simpson references in 3...2...1...

doh!
 
2002-03-19 05:18:12 PM
There's a hole in my bucket...
 
2002-03-19 05:18:19 PM
Worst. Doo-dah. Ever.
 
2002-03-19 05:21:46 PM
Nope,link didn't work. But it did leave this big hole in the sky above my house.

Anyone got some 5k Sun block ?
 
2002-03-19 05:21:46 PM
link just gives me a page that says newsflash.

Makes me want to pull a jihad on whoever submitted it.
 
2002-03-19 05:22:20 PM
The first hole was located at that website cause that story comepletely dissapeared down it. Link is busted. Who patented hyperlinks, BT Telecom? I'm suing them for a non- working link . Bastards.
 
2002-03-19 05:23:10 PM
The link worked until Cleveland burned a hole in itself. Sad. Don't go there for about 10,000 years, ok?
 
2002-03-19 05:25:21 PM
Clearly has too many syllables for correct Camptownization.
 
2002-03-19 05:25:28 PM
I heard the terrorists were creating supernatural rats with carbide teeth to put holes in reactors. I wonder if they got to the server too.
 
2002-03-19 05:25:54 PM
Change it to "Two holes found in reactor, doo dah doo dah" and it'd work.

And c'mon, this isn't the WORST doo dah ever. Remember "Black Ice has a buffer overflow exploit doo dah doo dah?"
 
2002-03-19 05:27:36 PM
Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst!
Len: Psst, Homer. Aren't the safety inspector?
Homer: [sees his nametag, ``SAFETY INSPECTOR''] D'oh!
 
2002-03-19 05:29:07 PM
i believe all of you are wrong.
 
2002-03-19 05:30:34 PM
I don't know how to anchor this, but, cut and paste is a wonderful thing. ;)

http://cleveland.com/newsflash/news/index.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?o0290 _BC_OH--NuclearPlant-Hole&&news&newsflash-ohio
 
2002-03-19 05:32:06 PM
Gah, maybe it isn't...
 
2002-03-19 05:33:12 PM
its about the 5th one down here:
http://cleveland.com/newsflash/news/index.ssf?/pages/newsflash-ohio.html
 
2002-03-19 05:33:51 PM
No, I take that back. Just mind the space, and it works.

(I'm an idiot, albeit a well-intentioned one.)
 
2002-03-19 05:34:35 PM
Hm. A 1" cavity that poses no threat to anything at all. Let's make a big deal out of this!
 
2002-03-19 05:35:18 PM
http://cleveland.com/newsflash/news/index.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?o0290 _BC_OH--NuclearPlant-Hole&&news&newsflash-ohio
 
2002-03-19 05:35:54 PM
Nooo... Forget I said anything.
 
2002-03-19 05:36:00 PM
Sounds to me someone got a lil' too high one night and decided to try and make a bong out of something that didn't belong to them.
 
2002-03-19 05:37:11 PM
 
2002-03-19 05:37:40 PM
Holy Toledo!
 
2002-03-19 05:38:47 PM
"Second hole found in reactor" isn't doo-dah-doo-dah'able...one too many syllables...
 
2002-03-19 05:39:51 PM
"The acid is a byproduct of the nuclear fission process inside the reactor. The reactor has 69 control rods. The nozzles are vertical tubes that house the rods, which absorb excess neutrons in the reactor core. "

sounds like they should have used blue ice tums...
 
2002-03-19 05:40:33 PM
second hole found in yo mama's bootie... it's where she stores her nuts
 
2002-03-19 05:40:52 PM
DrUnne, Personally it's not the 1" hole that bothers me. It's the fact that they don't know what caused it and have no way of knowing that the THIRD one they find won't be 20 feet across.

I suspect that it's the fault of that little duck in a hardhat (Nuclear Kudos to anyone who catches *that* reference)
 
2002-03-19 05:41:55 PM
thank god it's Cleveland that's downwind from Davis Besse and not Toledo. Whew.
 
2002-03-19 05:42:18 PM
FoamingPipeSnake: There's a hole in the link when one tries to post it. That's the problem.
 
2002-03-19 05:42:37 PM
OK, scratch that. They *do* know what caused it. Cupajo reading comprehension no am good.
 
2002-03-19 05:44:05 PM
Reddy to the rescue.

 
2002-03-19 05:47:30 PM
Crap, sorry bout that. Bit too wide there.
 
2002-03-19 05:47:52 PM
Goodbye!
 
2002-03-19 05:55:39 PM
comeing this summer..

The Davis Besse yearly weinie roast.
 
2002-03-19 05:57:38 PM
Cupajo,
Are you talking about this guy?
 
2002-03-19 05:58:37 PM
 
2002-03-19 06:02:16 PM
Negative, Tucci, although that is a great pic.
 
2002-03-19 06:05:47 PM
Second hole found in girlfriend, doo dah, doo dah.
 
2002-03-19 06:13:21 PM
nope, no boobies here either... moving on.
 
2002-03-19 06:14:03 PM
So, now it seems Bush isn't the only nut case in a U.S.
government position. These mad scientist killing their own
WHAT A GREAT NATION.. and now this great nation has to BEG for British Commandos because they can't finish off al-Qa'ida themselves story: Story from the Sun 19/03/02 hmmm, Talk about france surrendering, I posted that link today, didn't get posted I'm guesing cos drew is a proud american (poor sod)

So I am claiming this Thread and this website in the name of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of Europe and the nation of France.
 
2002-03-19 06:15:37 PM
What's too worry, I thought Nuke power was safe, friendly to the environment, and never causes any physical harm to human beings, yet alone animals or the eco-system...
What me worry... (LOL)
 
2002-03-19 06:18:47 PM
Opps 4got the pic that went so well with my comments...

 
2002-03-19 06:23:51 PM
HAHA! Look everybody, George_W_lush is in the wrong thread!
 
2002-03-19 06:29:11 PM
how bout

'nother hole in reactor, do dah do dah"
 
2002-03-19 06:32:14 PM
Yay to FARK farking up both new farking links!
 
2002-03-19 06:53:24 PM
What, GW in the wrong thread...never...where ever there might be a farkup or something hideously wrong and stupid...GW will be an effective image to comply
 
2002-03-19 06:56:43 PM
After reading the story, it doesn't appear to be that big of a deal, because IT'S CLEVELAND!!!!!!
 
2002-03-19 06:56:44 PM
cleveland sucks anyway
 
2002-03-19 07:03:44 PM
Hey, I live in the evacuation zone of the damned thing. You think two holes in the head of the reactor is bad? Well, they had a loss of coolant accident *BEFORE* the Three Mile Island event, a coolant system malfunction in 1985, then the plant was hit by a farking *TORNADO* in 1998. You want pure sphincter-constricting joy? Try the sirens going off (which also occurs for tornado warnings). Now they have two holes (which they don't know how long they've been there) in the top of the reactor, and around an inch of stainless steel (instead of that and 6 inches of normal steel) over the PRESSURIZED core. That's right. This thing is like a pressure-cooker or steam-boiler. If any part of it is weak or gets a hole in it, it'll blow, leading to a loss of coolant and possible damage to the control rod and safety mechanisms.

Why's a loss of coolant so scary? If there's nothing to cool it down, think "China Syndrome" aka meltdown.

Scary stuff.
 
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