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2005-02-28 01:06:26 PM  
81 votes:
"At me, looking are you? At me looking are you? At me you MUST be looking. No one else here, there is!"
2005-02-28 01:16:25 PM  
43 votes:
"Lost count in confusion have I. Five shots or six did I fire... feel lucky do you?
2005-02-28 01:42:49 PM  
32 votes:
"Like running in the Special Olympic arguing on the internet is. Even if win you do, retarded still you are."

With voting now this is.
2005-02-28 01:59:01 PM  
31 votes:
"Once fool me, on you the shame is. Twice fool me,...uh....fooled agian I will not be."

- Yoda W. Bush
2005-02-28 02:03:49 PM  
17 votes:
Had me at hello, you did.
2005-02-28 04:00:38 PM  
15 votes:
If the blue pill you take, wake up in your bed you will. Believe what you want to believe, you will.
But, if the red pill you take, see you will how far the rabbit hole goes!
2005-02-28 01:45:39 PM  
15 votes:
Killed them I did. And burn in hell I hope they do.

/SamYoda L. Jackson
2005-02-28 07:36:02 PM  
14 votes:
Rick James I am, biatch!
2005-02-28 01:43:49 PM  
14 votes:
Berliner, ben Ich ein
2005-02-28 07:33:41 PM  
13 votes:
news it is not, fark it is.
2005-02-28 02:19:37 PM  
13 votes:
"Mmmmmm... Like a chocolate box, life is... Going to get what, you know not."

- Yoda Gump
2005-02-28 01:48:21 PM  
12 votes:
Beset on all sides by inequities of selfish and tyranny of evil, the path is.
Shepherd the weak through the valley of the darkness, you must, to be blessed, Yes, blessed!.
Truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children, he is!
Sstrike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger, I will,
if you attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!
The Lord, my name is, yes yes, you will know this when I lay my vengance up you, yes, vengence!

Yea, I'm that bored.
2005-02-28 01:54:53 PM  
11 votes:
Yoda: '106 miles to Chicago it is, a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes we have, dark it is and sunglasses we are wearing.'

Luke: 'I'd hit it'

Yoda: 'Hit what you would?'

Luke: 'Sorry, I was thinking of Liea. Hit it!'
2005-02-28 01:50:22 PM  
11 votes:
Call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' attractive and successful African-Americans I will. Go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch they will.

Medieval on your ass I will go.
2005-02-28 07:44:26 PM  
10 votes:
"Suck itself, it will not."
2005-02-28 07:50:54 PM  
9 votes:
Lotion on it's skin it puts, or else hose it gets again
2005-02-28 07:44:13 PM  
9 votes:
belong to us, all your base are
2005-02-28 07:39:06 PM  
9 votes:
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Yodamite: Told you, I did! With my uncle in Alaska, I spent! Yes, hmmm, hunting wolverines, yes, hmm?

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Yodamite: Shot like 50 of them, I did! Yes, attack my cousins, they did; what heck would do you in situation, hmm?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Yodamite: Yes....yes.....12-gauge, freakin' 12-gauge! Do what you think?
2005-02-28 07:31:23 PM  
9 votes:
Again say what, motherfarker! Dare you, I do. Double dare you, I do.
2005-02-28 02:03:23 PM  
9 votes:
"Misunderestimated me, they have."
2005-02-28 01:38:48 PM  
9 votes:
"For you, ask not what your country can do. For your country, ask ask what you can do."

"Liberty or death, give me"

"A dream, I have"

"Back, I'll be"

"Sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky, have, I did not."
2005-02-28 01:34:07 PM  
9 votes:
Fight on the beaches we will, also fight in the hills, surrender we shall not
2005-02-28 01:28:54 PM  
9 votes:
Four weeks and three days we've known each other, but nine weeks and five days it seems like. A week and the first day seemed, and five days the second day seemed. A week again the third day seemed and eight days the fourth day seemed. Your mother you went to see on the fifth day, and just a day that seemed, and back you came on the sixth day, in the evening we saw each other and two days that seemed like. Over into the next day it was spilling over, and four days it seemed. So a total of five days at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day. And a week and a half the sixth day seemed. Written down I have, but show it to you I will tomorrow if you want.
2005-02-28 07:39:18 PM  
8 votes:
Not sure of the origin, and they're not really famous quotes, but it is funny:

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
10. "Feel the force!"
9. "Foreplay, cuddling-a Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
7. "Do me or do me not-there is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
2005-02-28 02:53:25 PM  
8 votes:
The kind of guy who would fark another in the ass and have not the common courtessy to give a reach-around I'll bet you are.

/Chief Drill Instructor Sgt. Yoda
2005-02-28 01:56:35 PM  
8 votes:
What the Force can do for you, ask not. But what you can do for the Force - ask.

-Master Yoda
2005-02-28 01:36:40 PM  
8 votes:
When Yoda was mayor of Washington D.C.:

"Set up by biatch, I was!"
2005-02-28 01:04:37 PM  
8 votes:
"Heaven: the stairway she climbs." - Led Yoda, who then rips off Jar-Jar Binks' head with his teeth during a meeting with studio execs. True story!
2005-02-28 07:37:08 PM  
7 votes:
Rarely is the question asked, learning our children is?
2005-02-28 04:14:38 PM  
7 votes:
The smell of napalm in the morning, I love. Victory, it smells like.
2005-02-28 02:46:18 PM  
7 votes:
In the beginning, created the heaven and the earth did God, yes.

2 Without form was the earth, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And moved upon the face of the waters did the Spirit of God, young jedi.

3 And God said, Light let there be: and light there was, hmmn.

4 And saw the light did God, that it was good: and divided the light from the darkness.

5 And called the light Day did God, and called he the darkness Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day, yes.

6 And God said, Let a bigger part in the third movie, Samuel L. Jackson have.
2005-02-28 02:39:41 PM  
7 votes:
"Havoc do Cry! The dogs of war let you slip!"

-Yoda, quoting General Chang, quoting William Shakespeare
2005-02-28 02:39:22 PM  
7 votes:
Kennedy Version:

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.

Yoda Version:

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.

2005-02-28 02:33:47 PM  
7 votes:
"Hit it, I would"
2005-02-28 01:20:58 PM  
7 votes:
Instant was his death. Great ears did he have; listen he did not.
2005-02-28 07:49:46 PM  
6 votes:
"Funny, how am I? Funny, like a clown, am I? Amuse you, do I? Make you laugh, do I?
Here to farkin' amuse you, am I? What mean you, funny? Funny how? Funny, how, am I?"

Confused young Skywalker:

"Uh... you know, how you tell the story! What..."

"No, no, know not do I! (poking cane) You - said - it. How know do I? You said funny
am I. How the fark, funny am I? What the fark about me, is funny so? Tell me. Tell me
what is funny, you will!"
2005-02-28 07:47:04 PM  
6 votes:
Safe for work it is not.
2005-02-28 07:39:28 PM  
6 votes:
"Frankly my dear, give a damn I do not."
2005-02-28 07:33:36 PM  
6 votes:
"A bad feeling about this, I have."
2005-02-28 10:07:06 PM  
5 votes:
[image from too old to be available]

If fit not the gloves, acquit you must
2005-02-28 08:24:30 PM  
5 votes:
Came they first for the droid armies, and speak out did I not because not a droid was I.

Came they then for the Trade Federation, and speak out did I not because not a Neimoidian was I.

Came they then for the separatists, and speak out did I not because not a separatist was I.

Came they then for the Jedi, and left no one was to for me speak out.

-- Pastor Martin Yoda
2005-02-28 08:18:23 PM  
5 votes:
Badges, say you? Stinking badges, we need not.
2005-02-28 07:54:38 PM  
5 votes:
'Around Barstow, somewhere we were, when take hold, the drugs they did. Something like, "a bit lightheaded, I feel; drive, maybe you should...", I remember saying. A terrible roar, around us there was, and filled with huge bats, the sky was, around the car swooping and screeching and diving they were. Screaming, a voice was "Holy Jesus! These goddamned animals, what are?"'

'Stop here, we cannot. Bat country, this is.'

/Sorry Hunter
2005-02-28 07:53:34 PM  
5 votes:
"If a million dollars I had. Two chicks at once, I'd do." -Space Office
2005-02-28 07:35:13 PM  
5 votes:
Poland, you forgot!
2005-02-28 01:50:05 PM  
5 votes:
"Back I will be."

-The Yoda-nator

/sad attempt
2005-02-28 08:28:46 PM  
4 votes:
Between chair and keyboard, problem exists.
2005-02-28 08:24:04 PM  
4 votes:
Appear closer, objects in mirror do.
2005-02-28 08:07:03 PM  
4 votes:
"This drive, you must watch."-Yoda W. Bush
2005-02-28 07:55:49 PM  
4 votes:
Fries with that you would like?
2005-02-28 07:50:39 PM  
4 votes:
Ass he did finger in unsoliticted yes.
2005-02-28 07:43:39 PM  
4 votes:
"My beer, hold."
2005-02-28 07:40:50 PM  
4 votes:
"Accomplished, mission is."

"With us, or with the terrorists you are."

"On the internets, I was."
2005-02-28 07:33:30 PM  
4 votes:
Bored you are? A famous quote you should rewrite as it was said be me, yes?
2005-02-28 07:32:14 PM  
4 votes:
A trap it is!
2005-02-28 02:05:33 PM  
4 votes:
Abrayoda Lincoln

Four score and seven years ago, a new nation, liberty conceived in, and to the propostion that all men equal are created dedicated to, our fathers on this continent brought forth.

In a great civil war, we are engaged now, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. Met on a great battle-field of that war we are. For those who here gave their lives that nation might live as a final resting place a portion of that field dedicated to we have come. Altogether fitting and proper that we should do this it is.

This ground, dedicate we can not, consecrate we can not, hallow we can not, in a larger sense. Far above our poor power to add or detract consecrated it, have the brave men, here who struggled, living and dead. It can never forget what they did here, little note the world will, we say here nor long remember. For the living, rather dedicated here to be, the unfinished work to, it is for. They who have thus far so nobly advanced, fought here. Rather for us to be here to the great task before us remaining dedicated it is. From these honored dead increased devotion that we take, that cause the last full measure of devotion that we take, In vain these dead shall have died not, highly resolved we here that. A new birth of freedom, under God, this nation shall have. Not perish from the earth, that government of the people, the people by, the people for, shall not
2005-02-28 01:49:42 PM  
4 votes:
Country, for you ask not what it can, for your country, you do what you can ask.
2005-02-28 01:00:44 PM  
4 votes:
"One Jar-Jar to give for my country, Regret I do!" - Patrick Yoda
2005-02-28 10:35:10 PM  
3 votes:
Hamster your mother was, eldeberries your father smelt of.
Fart in your geral direction I will, mmm yes?
2005-02-28 09:32:14 PM  
3 votes:
Hello. Inigo Montyoda, my name is. My father you killed. Die you must prepare for. Mmmmmm.
2005-02-28 08:33:53 PM  
3 votes:
"Funny to you, I am? Like a clown to you, I am? funny how, am I? Here for your amusement, am I? Busting your balls I am."

Yoda Pesci
2005-02-28 08:27:57 PM  
3 votes:
[image from too old to be available]

"Your huckleberry, am I"
2005-02-28 08:25:47 PM  
3 votes:
touch this, you cannot.

Y C Hammer
2005-02-28 08:16:32 PM  
3 votes:
Houston, a problem we have.
2005-02-28 08:15:54 PM  
3 votes:
"A Doctor, not a (insert job title), I am not, damnit Jim."
2005-02-28 08:13:52 PM  
3 votes:
Ms. Jackson, sorry I am.
For real I am.
Meant to make your daughter cry I never did.
Apologize a zillion times Yoda does.
2005-02-28 07:58:58 PM  
3 votes:
Stop we must not.
Bat country, this is.
2005-02-28 07:44:45 PM  
3 votes:
News this is not. Fark it is.
2005-02-28 07:44:14 PM  
3 votes:
"Your psalms you talk about? Your John 3:16 you speak of? I just whipped your ass says Yoda 3:16!" -"Stone Cold" Yoda, as of his win of the King of the Ring

/now with voting goodness
2005-02-28 07:43:29 PM  
3 votes:
"Destruction mass weapons of, they do have."

/Jedi Master In Chief to SuitFlight McChimpy
2005-02-28 07:37:17 PM  
3 votes:
"What, I drank?"
- Yodacrates
2005-02-28 07:34:11 PM  
3 votes:
"Weapons of mass destruction Iraq has."
2005-02-28 03:34:37 PM  
3 votes:
People, Soylent Green is!
2005-03-01 06:09:35 AM  
2 votes:
[image from too old to be available]
So much free time have many.
Witty quotes think their own.
Set myself on fire I wonder.
2005-03-01 02:41:34 AM  
2 votes:
Had me at blood and semen, you did.
2005-02-28 10:30:17 PM  
2 votes:
You cock, Barjockey. Shut up you will.
2005-02-28 10:00:24 PM  
2 votes:
2005-02-28 09:26:25 PM  
2 votes:
[image from too old to be available]

ass and balls you must touch, mmmmm?
2005-02-28 09:24:41 PM  
2 votes:
"Rumors on the internets, I hear there are, that a draft, we are going to have. Work, the all-volunteer army does."
2005-02-28 09:08:16 PM  
2 votes:
Sorry I am Dave, do that I cannot.
2005-02-28 09:07:59 PM  
2 votes:
Everytime masturbate you do, kills a kitten, god does.
2005-02-28 09:06:43 PM  
2 votes:
St. Crispen's Day Speech
William Shakespeare, 1599

O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those men in Tattoine
That do no work to-day!

What wishes so is he, hmmmm?
If mark'd to die we are, enow we are
To loss, our country do; and, if to live, hrmmmm
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
The forces will! Wish not one man more
By Jove, covetous for gold I am not,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things in my desires dwell not, hrmmmm.
But if a sin to covet honour it be,
The most offending soul alive I be.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Tattoine.
God's peace! Not lose so great an honour I would
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Skywalker Luke, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; made his passport shall be,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
In company, that mans, we would not die
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
call'd the feast of Crispian this day is, hrmmm.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall old age see, hrmm, outlive this day,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow Saint Crispian day is.'
Then strip his sleeve he will, hrmmmmm, and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds on Crispians day had I.'
Old men forget, yes, yet forgot all shall be,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats that day, hrmm, he did. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Skywalker the Luke, Solo and Chewbacca,
R2D2 and C3PO, Leia and Ackbar-
In their flowing cups freshly rememb'red be.
This story teach his son, hrmm, shall the good man;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world, yes,
But in it shall be remembered we-
We few, we happy few, band of brothers we;
For he to-day that his blood with me, hrmmmmm, sheds?
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day his condition shall gentle;
And gentlemen in Tattooine now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
2005-02-28 08:53:55 PM  
2 votes:
sam jackson.
2005-02-28 08:44:06 PM  
2 votes:
"Self-evident, these truths we hold to be, created equal, all men are..."

-Declaration of Yoda
2005-02-28 08:43:59 PM  
2 votes:
Sparticus, I am.

Sparticus, I am. - Yoda clone

Sparticus, I am. - Yoda clone

Sparticus, I am. - Yoda clone


Sparticus, I am.
2005-02-28 08:36:56 PM  
2 votes:
This way comes, something wicked.

Rayoda Bradbury
2005-02-28 08:28:40 PM  
2 votes:
[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-28 08:18:40 PM  
2 votes:
Submitted this with a better headline, I did.
2005-02-28 08:16:43 PM  
2 votes:
"Bevets summon? You will not" -Every sane farker Yoda
2005-02-28 08:16:41 PM  
2 votes:
R-U-N-N-O-F-T, she done.
2005-02-28 08:13:26 PM  
2 votes:
Lucas becomes lost in his warped egotistical vision, he has.
2005-02-28 08:12:53 PM  
2 votes:
"Our children, is they learning?"

Yoda W. Bush
2005-02-28 08:11:18 PM  
2 votes:
"Submit this with a better headline, I did."
2005-02-28 08:11:17 PM  
2 votes:
Pretty fast, life moves . If stop and look around once in a while you don't, miss it you could.

Yoda Bueller
2005-02-28 08:08:25 PM  
2 votes:
Trap, it is!
2005-02-28 08:06:03 PM  
2 votes:
"When weird, the going, turn the weird."

"If smoke this you do not, n****r, a problem have we."
2005-02-28 07:59:04 PM  
2 votes:
"Mr. Gorbechev, this wall tear down you must"

[Yoda ends the Cold War]
2005-02-28 07:58:42 PM  
2 votes:
Jive Yoda: Jive, I speak, stewardess!
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Yoda: Great pain, he is. Much suffering. Help him, you can.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Yoda: Strong with the Force you are. Your feelings into the Force let flow.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, ma' bro? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Yoda: Ohhh-hh! Slack, cut me, Jack! No help chump don' want, no get da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Yoda: There is another.... Hmmph!
2005-02-28 07:54:23 PM  
2 votes:
Horny, Yoda is still. Finish off, you did not. Paint ceiling, Yoda will. Blue, Yoda's balls. Take up tailpipe, you will.
2005-02-28 07:53:25 PM  
2 votes:
Rober Paulsen his name is.
2005-02-28 07:52:46 PM  
2 votes:
"Out front, a sign for dead Jedi storage did you notice?"

"Tell me how good my coffee is, you will not."

"Sorry I am. Break your concentration, did I?"
2005-02-28 07:51:18 PM  
2 votes:
Handle the truth, you cannot.
2005-02-28 07:51:16 PM  
2 votes:
Yoda Jackson -

"Ignorant, that is. Ignorant, they are. Share your bed, why can't you? The most loving thing you can do, with someone, to share your bed."
2005-02-28 07:46:11 PM  
2 votes:
A dream, I have.
2005-02-28 07:43:18 PM  
2 votes:
"Not a crook am I"- Yoda Nixon

"Stranger than Fiction the truth is"- Ambrose Yoda

"Kind to me history will be, for write it I intend to..mmm..yes..." Yoda Churchill

'Never forget a face do I, Make an exception in your case I will"- Groucho Yoda

And I could go on and on....

(Please delete previous post, din't realise voting was enabled because after all, I am a cretin)
2005-02-28 07:34:47 PM  
2 votes:
"Job, you are not. Money in bank, you are not. Car drive, you not. Wallet contents, you not. Farking khakis, you not. All-singing, all-dancing crap of the world, you are." - Yoda Durden

/I am Yoda's inner dark side
2005-02-28 06:36:22 PM  
2 votes:
Whoa! 7th link approved this is!
2005-02-28 05:19:19 PM  
2 votes:
Call it a Sling Blade some folks do, Call it a keiser blade I do.
2005-02-28 03:16:36 PM  
2 votes:
"Huge I am."
2005-02-28 03:08:56 PM  
2 votes:
Good, greed is.
Right, greed is.
Works, greed does.

/Yoda Gecko
2005-03-01 05:24:15 PM  
1 vote:
"Get to Berlin, you must. Shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-biatch Hitler, take you to him, I will."

-Gen George S. Yoda
2005-03-01 04:44:57 PM  
1 vote:
Being green, easy it is not.
2005-03-01 01:34:08 PM  
1 vote:
"My lightsaber hand me. One that says "Bad Motherfarker" on it, it is."

"Sign that says 'Dead N****** Storage' see you here?"

"Marsellus Wallace, look like a biatch does he? Then why try to fark him like one do you?"

/Pulp Yoda
2005-03-01 11:48:30 AM  
1 vote:
Listen you must, primitive screw heads: my boomstick this is!
2005-03-01 11:25:32 AM  
1 vote:
Accomplished is the mission.
2005-03-01 09:31:38 AM  
1 vote:
A movie shot, was once, in my home town
for miles around, was everyone in it
an Elvis thing it was, by the speedway it was
A movie Star not am I
But anything can I get behind

Tragically Yoda
2005-03-01 09:23:20 AM  
1 vote:
Pro, the weird turn...when weird, the going gets.

~ Yoda S. Thompson
2005-03-01 01:55:08 AM  
1 vote:
When in ass stranger you fark, what happens see you???
2005-03-01 01:48:54 AM  
1 vote:
"The butter, pass..."
2005-03-01 01:36:00 AM  
1 vote:
A Royale with cheese, they call it
The Metric system have they
A quarter pound, they know not
2005-03-01 01:05:08 AM  
1 vote:
"Me once fool, you shame... shame... shame on... can't get fooled again if fool me."

- Yoda W. Bush, in a somehow less mangled quote than the original Bushism
2005-03-01 12:47:21 AM  
1 vote:
Sum cogito ergo
Non disputandem est degustibus
Cano arma virumque primus ab oris troiae qui
Fato Italiam lavinaque venit profugus

AGH! The dactylic hexameter I farked up!
2005-02-28 11:50:40 PM  
1 vote:
"Thank you young plumber. But in another castle, your princess is."
2005-02-28 11:47:50 PM  
1 vote:
Be or be not - the question, this is.
2005-02-28 11:40:24 PM  
1 vote:
"= mc², e"

"=0, e^(i*pi) + 1"
2005-02-28 11:38:29 PM  
1 vote:
"A dirty rat you are. Killed my brother you did. A dirty rat you are." (Cagney)

"Ahead you will go. My day you will make. Hmmmm?"
("Dirty Harry")

"A lot of things in the night, go bump they do. The ones who bump back, we are." (the professor from "Hellboy,"... Broom was it?)
2005-02-28 11:31:59 PM  
1 vote:
So horny, I am, love you long time, I will.
2005-02-28 11:21:50 PM  
1 vote:
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Shizzle my nizzle fo
2005-02-28 11:18:47 PM  
1 vote:
Told a thousand times, did I, those farks down at the league office, that roll on Shabbos, i do not.
2005-02-28 11:15:26 PM  
1 vote:
Suck your cock I will, one-thousand dollars for.

Bunny LeYoda.
2005-02-28 11:06:44 PM  
1 vote:
No pain there is, receding you are.
On the horizon, a distant ship's smoke.
Only coming through in waves, you are
Your lips move, but what you are saying I cannot hear.
When a child I was, a fever I had.
Like two balloons, my hands felt.
That feeling I got once again now.
I can explain not, you would understand not.
How I am, this is not.
Comfortably numb I have become.
2005-02-28 11:02:17 PM  
1 vote:
with the Yoda, fark does nobody.
2005-02-28 11:01:19 PM  
1 vote:
A crook, I am not.
2005-02-28 10:56:02 PM  
1 vote:
Slap a biatch is Wayne Brady gonna have to? Hmmm?

-Yoda Brady
2005-02-28 10:48:39 PM  
1 vote:
Told you, I have! Deal with the goddam customers I must so the engineers have to, no! People skills, I have! Good with dealing with people, I am! Understand can't you? WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, WHAT THE HELL IS?
2005-02-28 10:44:06 PM  
1 vote:
There nothing but fear itself to fear is.
2005-02-28 10:42:32 PM  
1 vote:
I came, I saw, I conquered.
2005-02-28 10:41:24 PM  
1 vote:
Submitter the memeber of NASA is.
2005-02-28 10:40:41 PM  
1 vote:
My lips read!
2005-02-28 10:37:15 PM  
1 vote:
Badges... Badges!!!! No STINKING BADGES do WE need, not. Hmmmmm...? yes!
2005-02-28 10:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
Oops, forgot to put voting on my last spaceballs/yoda/yogurt quote. Vote here. ;-)
2005-02-28 10:23:08 PM  
1 vote:
Knock knock
there who
fark me
fark you
fark you mother farker
2005-02-28 10:11:36 PM  
1 vote:
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Third time is the charm
2005-02-28 09:49:12 PM  
1 vote:
Shine, did not the sun
Hmmmm...too wet to play.
In our hut, we sat.
Hmmm...cold, wet, was the day.

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2005-02-28 09:48:31 PM  
1 vote:
"Biatch, I'm Rich" - Yoda Chappelle
2005-02-28 09:48:02 PM  
1 vote:
Know what you're thinking, I do
Fire six shots, did he, or five only?
Truth tell you, well, in excitement all this, lost track myself have I
But .44 Magnum being this is, in the world the handgun most powerful, and clean off blow your head, it would, one question ask yourself you've got, 'lucky feel do I?' Punk, do well, you?
2005-02-28 09:47:36 PM  
1 vote:
Son of a biatch, hmmmm, fill your hands, yes!

--John Wayne Yoda
2005-02-28 09:44:23 PM  
1 vote:
Thought before I felt, I Did.
2005-02-28 09:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
Making me thirsty, these pretzels are.
2005-02-28 09:40:53 PM  
1 vote:
"Voted for it, I did, before voting against it."

- Yoda Kerry
2005-02-28 09:37:49 PM  
1 vote:
"Placed at the beginning, the ends of sentences becoming? Talk, this is not how I."
2005-02-28 09:34:56 PM  
1 vote:
So when are you Farkers going to start Yodaizing?
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2005-02-28 09:34:53 PM  
1 vote:
"Fail English, me? Unpossible that is."
-Ralph Yoda Wiggum

/just trying to make it as difficult to translate as possible
2005-02-28 09:30:13 PM  
1 vote:
"Do not underestimate the powers of the emperor, or you will suffer your father's fate."

- Yoda quoting himself
2005-02-28 09:30:01 PM  
1 vote:
Born a biatch you were; a biatch Oz did not make you.
2005-02-28 09:26:54 PM  
1 vote:
"Sexual relations with that young lady I did not have."
2005-02-28 09:25:33 PM  
1 vote:
Want to believe, I do.
2005-02-28 09:13:19 PM  
1 vote:
Blinded me with science, she has!
2005-02-28 09:10:10 PM  
1 vote:
Your father, Luke, I am.
2005-02-28 09:09:53 PM  
1 vote:
voted for it, I did, the $87 billion, did I, actually, before voted against it was, I.
2005-02-28 09:08:49 PM  
1 vote:
Comes, the science does here.
2005-02-28 09:07:57 PM  
1 vote:
"Introduce you to my little friend, I will!"
2005-02-28 08:56:46 PM  
1 vote:
"Begun this war on terror has"
2005-02-28 08:49:32 PM  
1 vote:
Mr. Lebowski, I am not. Mr. Lebowski, you are. The dude, I am. What you call me, so that is. Or, His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if the whole brevity thing you are not into.
2005-02-28 08:44:06 PM  
1 vote:
Misused, this ironic tag again was.
2005-02-28 08:42:59 PM  
1 vote:
A passage for this occasion have I memorized: 25:17 Ezekiel:
The inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men on all sides when beset, the path of the righteous is. In the name of charity and good will, blessed is he, through the valley of darkness shepherds the weak, truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children he is. With great vengeance and furious anger, strike down upon thee I will, attempt those who poison and my brothers destroy. When lay my vengeance upon thee, my name is the Lord will you know!

Yoda Winfield
2005-02-28 08:42:56 PM  
1 vote:
/obvious this is
2005-02-28 08:41:33 PM  
1 vote:
Eat the orange and throw the peel away you cannot. Not a piece of fruit a Jedi is.

Yoda Loman
2005-02-28 08:38:32 PM  
1 vote:
To clone war go you, with light-sabre given you are.

-Rummy Yoda
2005-02-28 08:36:13 PM  
1 vote:
A little contest, we will have.
A Cadillic, first prize is.
A set of steak knives, second prize is.
You're fired, third prize is.
2005-02-28 08:36:00 PM  
1 vote:
Give up essential liberty... Hmm!?
Obtain a little temporary safety... Hmm!?

Neither liberty nor safety do they deserve.
-- One from Obi Wan "Ben" Yoda Franklin
2005-02-28 08:30:48 PM  
1 vote:
Weapons of mass destruction, he has. Where they are, we know. Show the world, we will.
2005-02-28 08:29:22 PM  
1 vote:
Big in Japan, I am
2005-02-28 08:28:41 PM  
1 vote:
Sucks Duke, it does!
2005-02-28 08:26:50 PM  
1 vote:
Morans, you are. A brain please get.

/Haven't read the whole thread so don't know if it's been done yet.
2005-02-28 08:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
Sighted sub, I did!
Same sank, I did!
2005-02-28 08:25:06 PM  
1 vote:
When ready you are, fire you may.
- Grand Moff Yoda?

Came in that, you did? Braver than I thought, you are.
- Princess Yoda?
2005-02-28 08:24:57 PM  
1 vote:
upon midnight ponder i did....hmmmm... weak and weary i was....hmmm....many a quaint and curious forgotten lore see i did...hmmmmm quothe the jarjar nevermore he is..
2005-02-28 08:24:55 PM  
1 vote:
On the edge of the desert we were, around Mos Eisley, when the drugs began to take hold, they did. Hmmmmmmm...

Yoda S. Thompson
2005-02-28 08:24:13 PM  
1 vote:
Ticket golden, have it I do.
2005-02-28 08:23:26 PM  
1 vote:
As stupid does, stupid is.
2005-02-28 08:20:17 PM  
1 vote:
Dip my balls in it, I wanna!

/State + Yoda = Obscure
2005-02-28 08:19:21 PM  
1 vote:
I not am a criminal
2005-02-28 08:17:27 PM  
1 vote:
Recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa, Saddam Hussein has.
2005-02-28 08:12:44 PM  
1 vote:
Weapons of mass destruction, Iraq has. Throw flowers at American soldiers, Iraqis will.
2005-02-28 08:11:10 PM  
1 vote:
"Hmmmmmmm,My shorts yes, you will eat them"
2005-02-28 08:10:14 PM  
1 vote:
To my little friend, say hello you will!
2005-02-28 08:10:08 PM  
1 vote:
"Sober do what said you drunk, and mouth shut you will keep."
2005-02-28 08:09:48 PM  
1 vote:
"Sexual relations with this woman, I did not have."- Yoda Clinton
2005-02-28 08:09:38 PM  
1 vote:
Stop here, we cannot. Bat country this is.
2005-02-28 08:09:24 PM  
1 vote:
"Seen one as handsome as me, you have not"

/KungFuHustle + Yoda
2005-02-28 08:07:58 PM  
1 vote:
"Underestimate the power of the Dark side, you have"
Darth Yoda
2005-02-28 08:06:45 PM  
1 vote:
To watch, I like.

Understand, I do.

Points to those who get the reference.

Love "The Jerk" reference by was a classic.
2005-02-28 08:05:30 PM  
1 vote:
"Offer you his protection, Pedro does."

Napoleon Yoda-Mite
2005-02-28 08:01:25 PM  
1 vote:
Size of boat matters not, motion of the ocean it is!
2005-02-28 07:59:22 PM  
1 vote:
Shifted, the balance of power has.

2005-02-28 07:59:13 PM  
1 vote:
Size......matters not.

(oh, wait--he did say that. I thought it was just me.)
2005-02-28 07:54:20 PM  
1 vote:
more than anything that has sucked before, this does.
2005-02-28 07:51:30 PM  
1 vote:
Enemy of the truth, Facts are

/Yoda Quixote
2005-02-28 07:51:26 PM  
1 vote:
A biatch Marcellus Wallace looks like, does he? Fark like a biatch you try, yessss?
2005-02-28 07:48:34 PM  
1 vote:
Dear, Frankly my, damn, I don't give a
2005-02-28 07:46:45 PM  
1 vote:
Like a biatch does Marcellus Wallace look to you?
2005-02-28 07:46:32 PM  
1 vote:
Watson , here you will come...need you I do.

Alexander Graham Yoda
2005-02-28 07:46:16 PM  
1 vote:
"Videodrome, death to! The new flesh, long live!"
2005-02-28 07:45:16 PM  
1 vote:
Be back, I will.
2005-02-28 07:37:56 PM  
1 vote:
The internet, created, did I.

-Yoda Gore
2005-02-28 07:37:20 PM  
1 vote:
your drugs you must know. your doses too.

12 monkeys
2005-02-28 07:33:27 PM  
1 vote:
Death I am become
2005-02-28 07:31:09 PM  
1 vote:
come, see, and conquer you must
\\cheap shot, i know
2005-02-28 02:17:35 PM  
1 vote:
Always required, work is not. Sacred idleness, there is, such a thing.
George MacDonald

Not the end, this is not now. Of the end, not even the beginning it is. Of the beginning the end, it is perhaps.
Sir Winston Churchill
2005-02-28 01:56:44 PM  
1 vote:
"The final frontier is space"

"A day to die good it is"

"Logical this is not"

"Fear itself is the only thing we fear"

"Infamy this day shall live"

"Permeated the fabric of life crime and the fear of crime have"

"Carumba Ay!"
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