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(Mainichi Daily News)   Peed-in panties don't always turn to gold   ( divider line
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29618 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2005 at 6:04 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-02-27 01:00:08 AM  
"Takimoto's winsome ways even make her a player in the used panty market, a business virtually dominated by high school girls."

/not sure how to react to this quote.
2005-02-27 06:10:58 AM  
I heard that there is a used panty market in America, too. Now if only there was some way I could make money off it.
2005-02-27 06:13:09 AM  
Every time I walk by Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood I start making really loud sniffing noises and ask my wife what that smell is. She doesn't think it is funny.
2005-02-27 06:13:13 AM  
You know, thats the one thing I don't understand.

What is up with the peeing?

/just so farking gross
2005-02-27 06:20:18 AM  
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2005-02-27 06:24:39 AM  
So that's where my alchemy experiments have been going wrong.
2005-02-27 06:29:10 AM  
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
2005-02-27 06:31:34 AM  
She'd get 2,000 yen for letting the customer take a Polaroid shot, 2,000 yen for taking a pee and 6,000 yen if she let the guy play around while wearing diapers.

WTF? I guess I've led a sheltered life...
2005-02-27 06:33:52 AM  

I would have thought the 9 STDs would have increased the price
2005-02-27 06:40:37 AM  
there is something really really wrong with these people.
2005-02-27 06:45:32 AM  
Yellow Gold... Tokyo Tea.
2005-02-27 06:54:02 AM  
Nice to see Jim Norton submitting FARK headlines.
2005-02-27 07:01:13 AM  
The best thing about the Japanese is their kink.

The worst is that many of their highschool girls will do this for the trendy phone or handbag.

They wouldn't have a job without your emotionally repressed Pocari Sweat representative.
2005-02-27 07:02:28 AM  
"ejaculation industry."

/ I'm in the wrong line of work.
2005-02-27 07:05:08 AM  
"It's 100,000 yen a flick no matter what the actress looks like," adult video director Baksheesh Yamashiata tells Spa! "If she brings her boyfriend along and they perform for the cameras, we'll give him 30,000 yen. But, if they get into it too much, we'll suspect they're after a break into the industry instead of just looking for money so we'll try and negotiate the price down on them."

well if youre a woman who likes porn thats good
2005-02-27 07:07:32 AM  
haha oh man cant wait till may 1st
2005-02-27 07:08:37 AM  
ejaculation industry? used panty industry? hmmm... i wonder if this works here and if it's guys used boxers...

came-in boxer industy??

/thought he didn't need to want to be otaku
2005-02-27 07:18:11 AM  
read this story earlier and was wondering if it would make it onto Fark.

Just to let you know, this kind of thing is not the norm over here. But there are a lot of pretty farked up people and the sexual maturity of the average Japanese male is that of a 14 year old boy.

Still, Japanese women are teh Hotness (tm).
2005-02-27 07:35:10 AM  
damn, i guess i'm japanese
2005-02-27 07:44:54 AM  
farked already? or just bad internet connection.....
2005-02-27 08:01:04 AM  
The Japanese are farking messed up.
2005-02-27 08:11:29 AM  
Japan is sliding down fast.

On my way home the other day I witnessed an attempted abduction. This slime ball jerk-off in his forties called out after this girl walking slightly ahead of me. I wasn't sure if he was trying to get my attention or hers. He half-whispered,
"Kyakusama. Kyakusama. (Which means 'customer')[Continuing in Japanese] Do you have a receipt for that?" She was drinking something and he had followed her from the 7-11. I couldn't catch the rest, but I think she just started running home. He was gone in 2 seconds. He didn't get close to touching her. If I see his pockmarked face again I'd like to smack him around a little.

/a lot
2005-02-27 08:12:37 AM  
Thus quoth the article: If you peed in them first and then removed them in front of the buyer, you'd get about 10,000 yen.

For those keeping score at home, 10,000 yen is about USD$95.00

For peed panties. I'm speechless.
2005-02-27 08:31:50 AM  
I vote for a Japan tag! Farking freaks.
2005-02-27 08:55:44 AM  
Is it PC to be simultaneously amazed and appalled at the Japanese? I mean, check out MasaMania some time.
2005-02-27 09:06:09 AM  
Wondering what rules "E-Bay" has about this subject...
/ Off to make some mad cash
2005-02-27 09:10:10 AM  
People need more holidays.
2005-02-27 09:34:41 AM  
Japan should have been nuked more, or again. Come on Christian Right, you know you can get the president to launch WMD, Nuke Japan.
2005-02-27 09:51:10 AM  
You know guys, for all this complaining about all the sick people in japan, has anyone taken a look at Americans? We have an amazing amount of odd perverted people, we are just more repressed sexually, so discussion of it does not come out. So you really should not bad mouth other countries until you take a loot at your own.
2005-02-27 10:04:11 AM  
The same kind of weirdness exists here. A friend of mine works as a "dancer", as she likes to tell her parents (The only thing I can think is they MUST be blind and extremely naive!!!), and she does the backroom requests.

You would not believe the weird shiat she gets asked to do. A guy offered her $1000 for her to pee on him. She thought that was too weird. So she ending it up making $600 for peeing in a container for him to "use".

She gets asked to do all kinds of farked up shiat.

2005-02-27 10:30:36 AM  
The used panty market on ebay fell through about 2000.

They made some rule about the clothing had to be washed.

Yeah i know its sad i know it
2005-02-27 10:34:11 AM  
Millions of years of evolution have brought us to this very pinnacle of our existence.

I want those 60 seconds back...
2005-02-27 10:44:50 AM  
said it before and i'll say it again

japanese ppl are the biggest (or smallest?) perverts on earth

/japanese american :-(
2005-02-27 10:47:23 AM  
Wow! There are times when Ive been out drinking when I could have made a fortune.
2005-02-27 10:48:28 AM  
Well, it's better when those types of things are in the open. It would definitely suck if you had a rude awakening, don't you think?.
2005-02-27 10:49:59 AM  
The Japanese men are getting weird.

30,000 yen probably translates to something like $50.
2005-02-27 10:56:17 AM  
"Well, if peein' in your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis."

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2005-02-27 11:17:24 AM  
Auctioneer: "And here we have a pair of panties confiscated from a female inmate."
Quagmire: "50 bucks."
Auctioneer: "She had 9 STDs."
Quagmire: "45 bucks."
Auctioneer: "And when we caught her she wet herself."
Quagmire: "50 bucks."

giggity giggity giggity giggity
2005-02-27 11:33:26 AM  
Apparently the bottom's falling out of the used panty market.
2005-02-27 11:42:44 AM  
i must have missed when urine became sexually arousing.
2005-02-27 12:07:00 PM  
Japan is not a nation, it's a farking case study. I've known a lot of Japanese and am here to tell you that there are more 30 y/o-live in the basement virgins there than here. The Japanese men that I have met are very sexually frustrated and rarely have have even seen more than one (real) woman naked.

The women will do absolutely anyfarkinthing with a few drinks in them all the while complaining about Japanese men being schlong challenged.
2005-02-27 12:07:45 PM  
I always thought panties were very apeeling.....
2005-02-27 01:09:40 PM neither
2005-02-27 01:56:11 PM  

We have an amazing amount of odd perverted people, we are just more repressed sexually, so discussion of it does not come out.

Which is a good thing, in my opinion. I really don't need the subject of "Hey, check out these great peed panties" coming up in casual conversation on a regular basis.

I don't care that someone collects peed panties, I just don't want a running commentary, y'know?
2005-02-27 02:04:09 PM  
I think I just found my next career! Woohoo!

Pour me another big cup of tea, mom! And order me a 100-pack of briefs from JC Penny's! I finally found a job I can do...
2005-02-27 03:05:24 PM  
I just crapped in my pants. What am I offered? I will take them off in front of you. Hopefully soon. I think I'm getting a rash.
2005-02-27 03:31:42 PM  
Yes, I know that Amerika is a sexually repressed country with its share of farked up weirdos. Japan is still weirder on accident than we manage on purpose.
2005-02-27 03:38:43 PM  
This sort of thing is more common than you people care to consider. Not only Japan, but there are watersport fetishists in Australia, throughout Europe... and the girls in Brazil are *especially* sick. I've seen video clips of girls down there eating other girls' feces.

If you think all this is disgusting, at least they're not screwing dead people or little kids.
2005-02-27 03:39:09 PM  
When you see yen, divide by 100. One yen is roughly one cent.
2005-02-27 03:45:42 PM  
Euro-Watersports tends to be a sidelined part of the rubber scene. I'm not sure if that's more farked up or not.

"Piss on me, just let me get my anorak on first"
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