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(Boston Globe)   Jaws of life required to remove girl from washing machine   ( divider line
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8262 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2002 at 7:46 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-19 07:51:19 AM  
Wow, hope they pretreated.
2002-03-19 08:07:09 AM  
So these set of "JAWS" are gonna save some lives ?
This I gotta see.
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Honestly, I love this picture !
2002-03-19 08:21:34 AM  
It's a good thing they didn't put her through the spin cycle.
2002-03-19 08:21:44 AM  
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2002-03-19 08:30:55 AM  
Did they add fabric softener? Must avoid those wrinkles, you know.
2002-03-19 08:45:37 AM  
Leo Wanker did it years ago. (reference for Australians 20+)
2002-03-19 09:13:28 AM  
The jaws of life huh?... I always wondered what Richard Kiel was up to these days...
2002-03-19 09:19:58 AM  
A vibrating washing machine can be a girl's best friend.
2002-03-19 09:27:30 AM  
My wife sits on the washer, drinking coffee and reading the morning paper. I ask her how she can read with her eyes closed. She says "Don't agitate me!"
2002-03-19 09:36:10 AM  
this was AFTER the jaws of stupidity had removed her brain?
2002-03-19 09:43:30 AM  
Ya know: there isn't a warning on the washing machine telling people NOT to climb in. time for a lawsuit.
2002-03-19 10:14:46 AM  
No honey, you sit on top of the machine.
2002-03-19 10:22:17 AM  
Glad my 11 yr old is too smart to do somthing that stupid.
Sounds to me like they were playing hide and seek, Now it's time to go to sears and get a new washer and take $300. out of that kids ass.
2002-03-19 10:22:33 AM  
Now why didn't I think of that when I was 11?

Oh yeah, I KNEW BETTER....

But this being the day and age where people are not respondsible for what they actually DO, I have to agree with 43%, time for a lawsuit...
2002-03-19 10:44:48 AM  
How the fark? Man this girl isn't gonna live to see 18 is my bet
2002-03-19 10:55:11 AM  
I used to hide in the dryer when we played hide-n-seek when I was little.

It's a whole lot bigger than a washer.
2002-03-19 10:55:41 AM  
damnit...again people interfere w/ natural selection.
2002-03-19 11:01:14 AM  
they don't tell you that she was hiding in there for 4 days till her mom decided to do laundry.
2002-03-19 11:08:30 AM  
Wooohoooo! I guess complaining about this not getting posted in the Sturgeon thread convinced them to put it up to stop our biatching.
2002-03-19 11:31:00 AM  
Anyone else remember that chilling (no pun intended) episode of Punky Brewster where the chick hid in the old refrigerator and got stuck?
2002-03-19 11:33:54 AM  
Well the time I went into the dryer I ended up in Narnia, just like Peter from the Family Guy.I had a grand time, I killed some dwarves, and smacked that ho Ice Queen up when she didnt give me any Turkish Delight....
2002-03-19 12:04:35 PM  
Another victim of the lack of dodgeball in schools. What is this world coming to....

2002-03-19 12:51:08 PM  
Oh, blah blah blah. Granted, it was a dumb thing to do, but she's 11. Calm down and stop being so abusive to a little kid.
2002-03-19 12:54:21 PM  
That poor girl is going to hear about this for the rest of her life.
2002-03-19 01:42:51 PM  
Consumer Reports actually reported a recall on a dryer, model VF29X8 by made by GE under the "Venus Flytrap" name.

She should have considered herself warned.
2002-03-19 02:02:37 PM  
I saw your biatchin in the sturgeon thread. It brought a pic to mind (the crying baby), but I could not find it. Well any way BaaaaWaaaaaa Baaaa WaaaWaaaaaaaaaa BaaaWaaaaaa
2002-03-19 02:07:57 PM  
they better mother farking clone that fish!
2002-03-19 02:12:27 PM  
Someone tell mike judge to make another episode of bevis and butthead. He only thought to make bevis ride the dryer.
2002-03-19 02:46:04 PM  
By Associated Press, 04/20/00

It's not news, it's!
2002-03-19 05:19:19 PM  

Aw, too bag it wasn't a Maytag washer, that guy is so lonely....

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2002-03-19 09:14:38 PM  
MAN thats jsut funny!!!
2002-03-20 01:54:46 AM  
Gma: Yeah I remember that one. Punky's friend Cherie stupidly hides in a refrigerator and needs CPR and all that.

The city where I live has an ordinance where if you're going to sit a refrigerator out for trash, you have to take the door off it first. Never know if some neighbor kid might play hide-and-seek in it.
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