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(Some Guy)   Horton hires a whore and other fond childhood memories   (triggur.org) divider line 23
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2002-03-19 08:12:35 AM
woot! My first FARK post.

I need a cigarette now.
 
2002-03-19 08:16:13 AM
aw, I was kind of hoping the filter would turn that into "my Boo FARK bies"...
 
2002-03-19 08:33:55 AM
Horton walked down to the end of the street,
And there was a whore who was missing her feet!
"Eureka!" he cried, "She's just what I'm wantin'!"
Until he noticed that her teeth were all rotten.


Well that gives it away. Horton was locked up in merry old England.
 
2002-03-19 08:35:33 AM
Horton went in with an odd itchy sore
To the doctors who laughed when he said that a whore
Had given him something, and now he can't pee;
His winky fell off not in one piece but three!


HAHAHAHAHA!!!

OK, well, I thought it was funny.
 
2002-03-19 08:41:05 AM
Umm... isn't this a fairly recent repost?
 
2002-03-19 08:43:38 AM
That the whole site is owned by a Farker! :)
 
2002-03-19 08:43:45 AM
idea: A-
execution: C+
 
2002-03-19 08:43:46 AM
The red balloon one was worth a chuckle....the rest, just a mere guffaw.
 
2002-03-19 08:57:48 AM
You got to hand it to QuinnTHEeskimo. He has pulled off the impossible(or so it was thought).
But let's see if someone else tries it tomorrow and what happens...

Back to the thread, yeah these are funny.
 
2002-03-19 09:42:59 AM
isn't (a chuckle)<(mere guffaw)?
 
2002-03-19 10:08:08 AM
Okay, the Horton one was strange. Perfect girl with two rocks, no feet, and what the fark?

But the Curious George one was funny as hell. Tee hee.
 
2002-03-19 10:32:48 AM
I'm waiting for someone to create a bi-curious George story.
 
2002-03-19 11:40:13 AM
gotta love Dr. Seuss and all the humor that has come from it...
 
2002-03-19 12:11:08 PM
Google Image Search for "childhood memories":


Jeez, somebody over at Google needs a hug.
 
2002-03-19 12:25:12 PM
Others may have also submitted this link, but the title used is mine.
cool.
 
2002-03-19 01:08:05 PM
:) I knew of this site before I knew of fark.

Maybe I should submit all of my bookmarks :)
 
2002-03-19 02:09:40 PM
I thought "Furious George" would be a great band name, but, alas, it is taken.

What about "Sally Has Two Daddies, Three Mommies and a Donkey?" Or is that an ABC after-school special?
 
2002-03-19 09:29:05 PM
Grrr.....I submitted "Morose Marvin" a few weeks ago and it was rejected. La plus ca change....yada yada yada.
 
2002-03-19 11:30:31 PM
Yeah, but Morose Marvin actually requires reading... it's not a quicky picture book!

Marvin's illustrations were so incredibly tedious that I will never do another story like that again. Bleh. Ed Gorey can keep his style. :)
 
2002-03-20 02:32:43 AM
Triggur:
A Farker? I would never have guessed...
 
2002-03-20 02:34:48 AM
Uhm...I swear i saw these YEARS ago...like...5 or 6.
 
2002-03-20 07:01:55 AM
Gahan Wilson could illustrate them.
 
2002-03-20 11:54:54 AM
autofilter test:

biatchez
 
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