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2002-03-18 03:17:17 PM  
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2002-03-18 03:19:02 PM  
"Can you hear me now?"

2002-03-18 03:19:05 PM  
"what chu talkin bout willis"
2002-03-18 03:19:30 PM  
"Can you hear me now?"
"Can you hear me now?"
"Can you hear me now?"
2002-03-18 03:20:34 PM  
Hello, O.J. Simpson here. Are you the real killer? No? Thanks for your time.
2002-03-18 03:20:44 PM  
OJ: Where are you?
Guy 1: Right behind you!!!
OJ: And where is Guy 2??
Guy 2: I'm over here by the door!!!!!
OJ: This phone conference thing is confusing......
2002-03-18 03:20:44 PM  
"Hello? Hello? Must have been your phone, Kato."
2002-03-18 03:20:49 PM  
" I stabbed her like THIS while grabbing my crotch like THIS..."
2002-03-18 03:21:41 PM  
"Hello, Jeff Gordon?....I have a solution for you...."
2002-03-18 03:23:52 PM  
During a small recess, courtroom occupants play a non-aggressive varient of cell-phone tag.
2002-03-18 03:24:17 PM  
"Yes, Hello, is this the real killer..BWHahahahahaha"
2002-03-18 03:24:39 PM  
Yah, my refrigorator is running, why do you ask?
2002-03-18 03:24:57 PM  
"This is creepy...some woman's watching me from across the room. She came up before and told me she was sorry about Ennis."
2002-03-18 03:27:11 PM  
Ummm, "OJ"? Yeah it's me, behind you. Don't look now, but that guy by the door thinks you're INNOCENT!!!! I've got 'em on call waiting....I'm gonna sell him the Statue of Liberty hehehe...Life is sooo cool OJ...
2002-03-18 03:27:31 PM  
guy in back: "yea, I think its his dealer"

guy behind him : "yea, I think he's talking to the killers"

OJ: "HAHA Yes Mr. Judge Lance Ito, I know I still owe you one.... you want a satellite card or just x-hits ?"
2002-03-18 03:28:03 PM  
OJ: "Hello? What did I tell you about bothering me, now go out there and find out who the real killers are!"


OJ: "Sup Johnny? Yeah -- guess what? I need you to get the team back together. Yeah, we're on a mission from God."
2002-03-18 03:28:22 PM  
"Naked Gun 4? I'll take it!"
2002-03-18 03:28:47 PM  
"So then Tyson said he wanted to fark me until I loved him.
I already love him."
2002-03-18 03:29:44 PM  
This sucks. I'm talking into a stapler!
2002-03-18 03:30:01 PM  
Hello!, 1-900-white-women, can I gets a blond, I broke the last one

forgot voting tag,f
2002-03-18 03:30:21 PM  
Hello, Hertz Corporate Headquarters?

Shove it up your ass.
2002-03-18 03:30:30 PM  
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
2002-03-18 03:30:39 PM  
If I have to repeat myself one more time, I'm going to walk over and kill both of you with this phone!!!!!
2002-03-18 03:30:39 PM  
how you'ssssssss do'in ?!
2002-03-18 03:30:49 PM  
"C'mon Jayson, I taught you better than that. What did I always tell you....Always KILL the witnesses."
2002-03-18 03:31:43 PM  
"Well, what I suggest, is we drop our cel phones and talk like real people, seeing as we're in the same room and all."
2002-03-18 03:32:00 PM  
"Hello Pez company? I wanted to pitch you this idea for a Nicole Brown dispenser."
2002-03-18 03:33:47 PM  
OJ: "yea, I'd like to confirm the order of your Ginsu 10 pc. knife set......"
2002-03-18 03:33:49 PM  
I didn't use 1-800-Collect!
2002-03-18 03:33:58 PM  
Lets try this again with the vote box.

Ain't no big deal mutafarker. Las time I got me arrested the pohlice told me they was gonna send me to Cancun.
2002-03-18 03:34:46 PM  
"Tell the Krispy Kreme I'm going to be 15 minutes late for the ribbon cutting ceremony."
2002-03-18 03:35:49 PM  
"Hello? Who is this?"

*airhorn blast*
2002-03-18 03:36:38 PM  
"1-800-Hitman, this is OJ"
2002-03-18 03:36:58 PM  
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2002-03-18 03:37:24 PM  
"Whaddya mean you're not really Jamaican?.... California?!?...... WTF?!?"
2002-03-18 03:37:32 PM  
OJ: "Hell Rodney, because of you and what you did to the LAPD..... I was destined to get off easy!.......they didn't want riots n shiznet again"
2002-03-18 03:37:37 PM  
"so then i said, "i'll fark you till you love me"--yah yah, i know that's your line, sorry--but--and here's the killer part--she was already dead!".

pause, some high pitched high whinig

"of course i still farked her."
2002-03-18 03:38:21 PM  
Hello, is Mike Hunt there?

Mike Hunt?

Hellooooo, Mike Hunt?
2002-03-18 03:38:45 PM  
"F. Lee - OJ here. I heard about your suspension by the Supreme Court. I just wanted to call and let you know I will not rest until the REAL lawyer who mishandled his client's $6 million is brought to justice."
2002-03-18 03:38:57 PM  
"So it's called de-capitation? I didn't know there was a fancy word for cutting peoples heads off."
2002-03-18 03:39:55 PM  
Mr. Simpson you can stop the insanity act. You and I both know Scotty is not going to beam down the real killer.
2002-03-18 03:39:55 PM  
"C'mon Mr' Blake, we took down Bonnie your fine trust me....jeesh I'll get you a good lawyer if it comes to that...God you're paranoid. I had a gun to my head while I was running away and I got away with it, REMEMBER??? Who knows better than me?"
2002-03-18 03:41:40 PM  
"No, President Clinton. I am not for hire."
2002-03-18 03:41:45 PM  
"Yeah, I got about 50000 tabs of Chocolate Chip on it's way from Amsterdam"
2002-03-18 03:44:01 PM  

sorry in advance....

OJ: "Hello, thank you for calling attractive and successful African-Americans That Commit Murder and Get Off, OJ speaking, how can I help you?"

2002-03-18 03:44:49 PM  
2002-03-18 03:45:38 PM  
"Doctor, are you sure this 'over the phone' testicle exam in gunna help The Juice???"
2002-03-18 03:46:03 PM  
"I thought she said, 'Kill me and this waiter.' Then I found out she actually said, 'I'll see you later.' Boy, was my face red! Fortunately, with Sprint PCS, I'll never have static again."

Sprint PCS. Proud sponsor of OJ's Hunt 4 Da Real Killaz Tour 2002.
2002-03-18 03:46:20 PM  
"So we was at the mall and she's all like 'Shut up!' and I'm all like 'nah, ah. you didn't just tell me to shut up, girl!' The she gets all up in my grill and I'm like 'biatch!'and accidently knocked the biatch out when I turned around with my hand in the air to get something."
2002-03-18 03:46:46 PM  
The problem with cellular

OJ said: "Man, I would kill for some fish."
Killer heard: "Man, I want you to kill that biatch"

With Sprint PCs all calls are crystal clear.
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