FARK.com: (137134) Brackets set for First Annual BadJocks Comic Book Super Heroes/Stars of the Old Testament One-on-One Basketball Tournament. Jehovah and Superman get #1 seeds.

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(Some Guy)		Brackets set for First Annual BadJocks Comic Book Super Heroes/Stars of the Old Testament One-on-One Basketball Tournament. Jehovah and Superman get #1 seeds. (badjocks.com)		61
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meshman		2002-03-18 01:21:25 PM

WTF is this?

scarneck		2002-03-18 01:21:36 PM

No one can be the Flash at hoops.

Sethor		2002-03-18 01:22:56 PM

What the hell is this shiat? Is this supposed to be amusing or something?

Whatever.

FishBulb		2002-03-18 01:23:06 PM

Huh?

zim1		2002-03-18 01:23:30 PM

"Worst. ____. Ever." post in 4... 3... 2...

Diogenes		2002-03-18 01:23:33 PM

Bah! Spiderman will spank Abel.

tinrobot		2002-03-18 01:23:50 PM

Goliath is going to smoke Richie Rich...

CaptQueeg		2002-03-18 01:23:53 PM

wow

BruiserX		2002-03-18 01:24:00 PM

Lucifer will win it all!!

Thermos		2002-03-18 01:24:05 PM

lets see.. pillar of salt vs superman?

Evil Camel		2002-03-18 01:24:33 PM

"Worst. ____. Ever."

bass555		2002-03-18 01:24:54 PM

I like this.
I am a sick individual.

Boomslang		2002-03-18 01:25:17 PM

Worst. Post. Ever.

Just for you Ziml :)

lordargent		2002-03-18 01:25:28 PM

Lucifer is fighting against hiself.

omerta_bk		2002-03-18 01:25:46 PM

Iron Man is going to own Abraham's ass.

#2		2002-03-18 01:26:10 PM

Where's Bibleman in the competition?

Mindwolf		2002-03-18 01:26:32 PM

Words printed on top of each other for anyone else? Dude, the Green Hornet is ranked higher than the Green lantern. What the hell was this guy thinking? The Green Hornet is shiat without Kato.

fb-		2002-03-18 01:26:39 PM

This has to be the most worthless thing I've ever seen on fark.

bass555		2002-03-18 01:27:35 PM

God's ability to hit the 'trey' should put him on top

bump		2002-03-18 01:27:41 PM

All I said was, "this halibut is good enough for Jehovah"

Is this some variation on Celebrity Deathmatch or that Danny Partridge vs. Greg Brady thing? ('d watch Goliath vs. Mr. Rage...)

AburKadabur		2002-03-18 01:29:09 PM

Superman is so going to kick Lot's Wife's Ass (?punct.)

praise Superman.

Irascible		2002-03-18 01:29:40 PM

What, no Aquaman VS Noah?

LuNaTiX		2002-03-18 01:30:19 PM

I am sure this will be banned in Inglis, FL. Work of the devil I say! :P

I agree with Fb- on that one...

WarmBeer		2002-03-18 01:30:52 PM

Jesus Christ is hoping for an immaculately conceived NIT birth.

dannyr15		2002-03-18 01:31:04 PM

You gotta go with Lucifer in this one. I'm not sure if anyone can match up with him. You're talking about a guy who legitimately could be a #1 seed.

The dark horse in this whole thing, is the silver surfer, time and time again he took mephisto to the limit, maybe he can upset Lucifer.

bass555		2002-03-18 01:31:10 PM

"There aren't any women here todaym are there?"

(High shrieking voices)
no..no NO

(voices lowered)

NO NO

Ironbar		2002-03-18 01:34:15 PM

03-18-02 01:26:39 PM Fb-
This has to be the most worthless thing I've ever seen on fark.

Besides yourself?

Marquis		2002-03-18 01:36:00 PM

Hahahaha.

alterosity		2002-03-18 01:36:11 PM

JESUS SAVES...

passes to Moses, he shoots, HE SCORES!

badjocks		2002-03-18 01:38:48 PM

Okay, so maybe it should have been a Two-on-Two tournament. Sue me.

Mierk		2002-03-18 01:40:18 PM

Ok, how the HELL did the Flash get seeded over Spider-Man?

GooberMcFly		2002-03-18 01:40:37 PM

With apologies to Zim1 and Evil Camel...

Worst. ]. Ever.

vexhex		2002-03-18 01:40:50 PM

Any one else get that fu.cked up tables

gatortarheel		2002-03-18 01:41:25 PM

The new Justice League cartoon on the cartoon network is pretty cool...A little cheesy, but not as bad as the old Wendy-Marvin-Wonderdog -or- Zan-Jayna-Gleek episodes.

Grand_High_Took		2002-03-18 01:41:44 PM

Nice, bass555

Hytes Xian		2002-03-18 01:47:17 PM

If Noah gets drunk and takes his clothes off, look out!

DariusMDeV		2002-03-18 01:49:13 PM

Liberace gay

Zappa		2002-03-18 01:49:20 PM

Lot's Wife is a farking slut.

DariusMDeV		2002-03-18 01:50:05 PM

To quote a south park rerun.

jayhawk88		2002-03-18 01:50:19 PM

How the hell you gonna make Adam a #8 seed over The Silver Surfer? I mean damn, if the Surfer can take on the likes of Galactus and Thanos, he sure as hell can take Adam "I can't follow simple instructions and not eat a damn apple" Man.

And the Green Lantern forced to have a play-in game with the Green Arrow? Please. I know that whole weakness-to-yellow is a pain, but no way a guy who can create anything he can imagine loses to a guy with boxing glove arrows and shiat.

WarmBeer		2002-03-18 01:50:19 PM

The Onion did an awesome piece on Christs return to the NBA a while back, but it's not in their archives. You have to buy the book. Bastards.

carrion_luggage		2002-03-18 01:50:28 PM

That we're even commenting on this stupidity speaks volumes about our own failed and empty lives.

real remon		2002-03-18 01:50:51 PM

Lucifer vs. Little Lulu ?!

Tough call.......

Zappa		2002-03-18 01:51:46 PM

Wonder Woman is screwed. King Soloman is into bondage. Her lasso will only turn him on.

Kuta		2002-03-18 01:54:42 PM

First Round Upsets:

Cain (13) beats Captain America (4)
Iron Man (10) over Abraham (7)
Richie Rich (14) over Goliath (3) (Richie is killer from 3-point land)
Robin (11) over Noah (6)

Finals:
Flash (2) over Jehovah (1) in 3OT

gma		2002-03-18 01:58:34 PM

What dumbass set up the bracket? The winner of the 5-12 game plays the 1-16 winner? Makes no sense!

simpman76		2002-03-18 02:07:02 PM

Cmon, superman is a total lock in this.

BillDarryl		2002-03-18 02:12:21 PM

Vegas oddmakers are scrambling... I'm already in for 5 G's.

Ouroborus		2002-03-18 02:18:46 PM

I'm with Jayhawk and Mindwolf: Green Lantern is getting the shaft in this bracket. Archie? Jughead? Little Lulu? Give me farking break.

Duelist		2002-03-18 03:46:36 PM

I know it looks odd having Green Arrow, and Green Lantern have to play in. But they are from smaller conferences and computers are biased against them in the ratings. What I noticed was the complete DC bias. Marvel could have put up a few winners. And where is the Beyonder! There was a guy who could have gone up against the OT's best!

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