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(AP)   Supreme Court prevents South Carolina man from selling urine online - he sets up shop in North Carolina.   ( divider line
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2002-03-18 11:54:53 AM  
Why would you be worried about him selling urine? Noone's gonna buy it anyways.
2002-03-18 11:55:07 AM  
Mmmmm. Urine...
2002-03-18 11:56:26 AM  
It's just amazing what people will do.
2002-03-18 11:57:21 AM  
Why would you need to buy urine? All you have to do is go to a church and look for an unflushed toilet.
2002-03-18 11:58:35 AM  
One of my friends bought piss from this guy and failed the drug screen.
2002-03-18 11:58:55 AM  
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2002-03-18 12:00:34 PM  
Evidently this loser has never heard of There's some nasty stuff on there!
2002-03-18 12:00:54 PM  
I mean seriously... does anyone know a druggie who has no friends who don't do drugs? I know plenty of druggies, and pretty much all of them could find at least one person who hasn't smoked in a few months.
2002-03-18 12:00:57 PM  
"Piss Boy! Oh Piss Boy!"
2002-03-18 12:01:01 PM  
BTW, it's NSFW! Don't go there!
2002-03-18 12:01:57 PM  
Farked so soon?
2002-03-18 12:04:22 PM  
Drug tests are not real anyway. They just use them to get rid of people they dont want. When the state tests you they actually dotest it...however only half the time. Also drinking alot of cranberry juice can and does help beat the test, if you are a light user. Buying urine is alot of work, it would probly be easier to just not use. However, if you cant tell ifthey are high at work.. then does it even matter?
2002-03-18 12:05:52 PM  
I buy Tommy Chong approved "Urine Luck".
2002-03-18 12:06:44 PM  
Not a bad idea.....
2002-03-18 12:07:00 PM  
I wonder if Curtis asks his customers if they are going to drink and drive.
2002-03-18 12:08:54 PM  
"You've got to fight -" doo, doo,
"For your right-" doo, doo,
"To seeeelllll pee."
2002-03-18 12:10:11 PM  
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2002-03-18 12:14:16 PM  
its actually smaller
2002-03-18 12:15:54 PM  
Supreme Court denies relief to man who sells urine online
Heh. Somehow I'll bet that has found other, illicit ways to relieve himself!
"Furthermore, the public purpose of creating safety in the workplace outweighs any legitimate interest, if any, of Curtis in doing business."
Yeah, I know that I'd be a hazard to myself and others, sitting in this cubicle with the slightest trace amounts of marijuana in my bloodstream. A hazard, I tells ya!
2002-03-18 12:18:15 PM  
Bet he's pissed off
2002-03-18 12:19:45 PM  
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Although some might like to be pissed on and who am I to judge?
2002-03-18 12:20:08 PM  
Is this a drug test thing or a freaky ass fag sex piss thing?

Or both?
2002-03-18 12:35:01 PM  
* tries to visualize how that thing would would work but can only see the the goat.sxe picture*


But I'm pretty sure that Gordon uses it to convence his wife that he's not gay. ;)
2002-03-18 12:35:15 PM  
It looks like you can make a bong out of it as well.
2002-03-18 12:42:37 PM  
Good god...

That's just not right.
2002-03-18 12:44:12 PM  
Urine trouble, piss-peddler.
2002-03-18 12:44:35 PM  
Now hold on, everyone! There may be legitimate uses for this bodily fluid. If you doubt me, just check Next time you get stung by a sea urchin and just can't "go," this would be a handy thing to have around....
2002-03-18 12:53:31 PM  
I've never tried one of these. I've been able to dodge a bullet - so far. I wonder which online urine supplier and apparatis is most reliable/easy to use.

My employer should be grateful for my occasional toke. It's either that or I come in one day and clip his kneecaps off with a 12 gauge.

They should develop a test for drug use to make sure there are no people embedded in your windshield.
2002-03-18 01:03:19 PM  
I'm buying a few gallons! Ya never know when Britney might start singing near my window...
2002-03-18 01:10:14 PM  
SLAYERSWINE: only if it hasn't been used.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . . .
2002-03-18 01:16:50 PM  
I just save my own urine in large open containers. You never know when that come in handy.
2002-03-18 01:19:17 PM  
Ghostwheel, open containers right next to the unburied bodies? Yer a procrastinator, aren't ya!
2002-03-18 01:19:25 PM  
Well, there goes my plan to peddle my own mookie-stanks, online!

2002-03-18 01:21:51 PM  
Got Piss?
2002-03-18 01:27:17 PM  
Drug tests are a ridiculous invasion of privacy, and should be illegal except in a few cases. Shows what a free country we really are.
2002-03-18 01:31:19 PM  
They test for the occassional toke, but no one tests elderly drivers....
2002-03-18 01:32:58 PM  
Q: What's the difference between Sean "Puffy" Combs and a client of this a-hole selling his urine?

A: One's "P. Diddy" and the other's "did he pee?"
2002-03-18 01:43:33 PM  
I thought this products was already being marketed under the "Coors Light" brand.
2002-03-18 01:45:15 PM  
No pee for you!
2002-03-18 01:45:42 PM  
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2002-03-18 01:53:13 PM  
GoldenSeal is the way to go if you gots an interview coming up and you want to go smoke some cheeba beforehand but don't want to get caught.
2002-03-18 02:20:00 PM  
here is the guys site along with some pictures:
2002-03-18 02:41:51 PM  
Urine sales are illegal in SC, but lottery tickets are illegal in NC. I'll take the lottery please.
2002-03-18 03:07:37 PM  
Attention Non-Users:

You are flushing LIQUID GOLD every day.
2002-03-18 04:57:04 PM  
Psssst... Hey man, can I have some of your leftover URINE???
That does not sound right.
2002-03-18 05:48:47 PM  
Drug tests are a ridiculous invasion of privacy, and should be illegal except in a few cases. Shows what a free country we really are.

Dude, there are no laws against invading privacy. If I own a company, I can declare I won't hire people who eat mangos. That's my problem. If you don't like it, work for somebody who allows mangos. The government doesn't force employers to do drug tests. The employers choose to. If you don't like it, don't work for that employer.
2002-03-18 06:19:13 PM  
Testing for Weed is a joke.

I party daily, show up for work on time, work hard, do a good job, make the quota's yadda yadda... And I am subject to a yearly test to be sure that I am not a Safty Hazard in the Workplace.

Several people I work with get drunk nightly, barly make it to work, are worthless half the day and make constant mistakes, yet there is no testing for them.

As for the test, the "sample" is collected in front of this multi-mirror thing that allows the Observer the ability to see all. No way to use a tube or anything else.

the temperture of sample is taken Immediatly, if it is not right on, you lose

one guy got busted using a "Fake Dick" to deliver the sample
it would probably have worked had he, a black dude, not used a white "Dick"

The only technique known to truly work, is to get someones else's "liquid" and using a syringe and small tube (Catheter) inject the liquid into your bladder, and piss it out normally.

lucky for me I know when the yearly Wizz Quiz is scheduled, so I just stop smoking for a few weeks, and get drunk instead.
2002-03-18 07:26:13 PM  
If I'm not mistaken Federal Law prohibits ANYONE from observing a person while involved in Urine testing.
So actually your company may be committing a crime punishable by fine as well as facing a possible civil suit filed upon your behalf.
Look into it...
2002-03-18 08:08:56 PM  
Aw heck, if a man REALLY wants to make a profit off of urine, the best thing to do would be to simply piss in a cup and erect a thick wooden stick in the middle. Then, store the cup and the stick (with the stick kept upright) in the freezer. Next, get a job driving an ice cream truck where you can then sell the cups to little kids as popsicles!!!

Neato idea, huh? LoL!! =)
2002-03-19 01:44:57 PM  
He's selling his urine? Well I'm giving mine away, completely free!! I'll make money on the advertising...yeah.
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