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(ncBuy)   Psychic spoon bender to help launch Jacko into space   (downtoearth.ncbuy.com ) divider line 32
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2002-03-18 08:42:54 AM  
I'd like to follow this only to see if "bending the ears" of NASA folks is literal or metaphorical.
 
2002-03-18 08:46:40 AM  
There is no spoon.
 
2002-03-18 08:48:07 AM  
"Although Geller thinks if Jackson were to go to space, it'd be an "inspiration to children,"

When will Jackson realize we all know what 'inspiration' he wants to give to children.

"In the meantime, the two plan to help the Middle East situation by holding meetings with leaders like Ariel Sharon, Yassar Arafat and Pope John Paul II."

Oh christ. Keep these nut jobs out of space, out of politics and... well, we could send them to the middle east during a good gun battle, we might get lucky. And what does the pope have to do with the middle east situation? Do people think the world is going to stop because the pope says so?
 
2002-03-18 08:50:22 AM  
[image from img.fark.com too old to be available], but only if they forget to put his helmet on.
 
2002-03-18 08:50:29 AM  
That is perfect one illusionist helping another illusionist.
 
2002-03-18 08:56:08 AM  
Uri Geller and Micheal Jackson...of course...it seems like such a natural pairing. How could we have not seen it before? Throw in Marilyn Manson and that guy who feeds pigeons in his underwear that lives in the park and the four of them could form a barbershop quartet.
 
2002-03-18 08:58:02 AM  
I'd like to see Michael Jackson and Uri Geller sent into space on a one way rocket
 
2002-03-18 08:58:21 AM  
Jesus mods! Come one! The same damn story was posted Yesterday!!!!
 
2002-03-18 09:01:18 AM  
This is kinda annoying...

Does anyone else thing it's wrong to say Uri Geller is "best known for bending spoons with his mind" when his parlor trick was thoroughly debunked on national TV?


Oh yeah, and DJrezin, the mods don't approve posts. You want the admins. The mods just mediate the comment boards.
 
2002-03-18 09:04:11 AM  
Deus Uri Geller has made a very nice living out of cheap parlour tricks and psycic psyco babble...git
 
2002-03-18 09:10:54 AM  
Djrezin8 :
Jesus mods! Come one! The same damn story was posted Yesterday!!!!

WHEN ARE YOU ALL GOING TO STOP WHINING?, WHO CARES IF SOMETHING WAS POSTED MORE THAN ONCE?

GET OVER IT
 
2002-03-18 09:20:23 AM  
good riddance!
 
2002-03-18 09:35:53 AM  
I wonder if Uri bends Michaels' spoons.
 
2002-03-18 09:43:25 AM  
It sounds like the setup for a joke, "What do you get when you mix a psychic, a psycho, and an astronaut?"
 
2002-03-18 09:52:59 AM  
What, is he tired of waiting for the mother ship to come back and get him?
 
2002-03-18 09:53:26 AM  
haha, inspiration for children...sure. Maybe an inspiration to become a rocket scientist so you can launch pedophiles and other social degenerates into space
 
2002-03-18 09:58:10 AM  
I heard Michael was into spooning.
 
2002-03-18 10:19:50 AM  
can his nose handle re-entry into the earth's atmosphere?
 
2002-03-18 10:22:25 AM  
Isn't this a repeat with a more catchy title?
 
2002-03-18 10:35:38 AM  
The psychic is also helping Jackson prepare for the proposed flight by holding regular sessions where, as Geller puts it, "...we train our minds to empower each other."

this sounds highly sexual
 
2002-03-18 10:43:03 AM  
"In the meantime, the two plan to help the Middle East situation by holding meetings with leaders like Ariel Sharon, Yassar Arafat and Pope John Paul II."

Of course, Michael Jackson will solve EVERYTHING !
 
2002-03-18 10:44:10 AM  
The only downside to blasting Miss Jackson into space is that there are some idiots in NASA that will insist upon bringing him back.
 
2002-03-18 11:24:16 AM  
Shoot if Jacko wants to go to space I say let him... for a price. NASA is always complaining about funding. Now they have a sweet opportunity to get some extra revenue. MJ has more money than he knows what to do with (just look at what he buys with it). I say NASA should toss out an outrageous figure. I bet Michael will say, "Is that all?".
 
2002-03-18 11:34:59 AM  
Meepmeep - I will have to agree with you on that one. One way ticket to space for the space cadet him(her)self, Michael Jackson.
 
2002-03-18 12:20:47 PM  
Jacko likes going into the void.
 
2002-03-18 12:29:09 PM  
...his parlor trick was thoroughly debunked on national TV...

isn't a parlor trick. Uri can't perform his demonstrations if he's surrounded by negativer energy, and in the context of his 'debunking', it was so overwhelming it made him naseaus...

/serious
 
2002-03-18 01:55:40 PM  
I'd be more concerned about some alien civilization invading earth to destroy us all for shooting that freak into outer space.
 
2002-03-18 05:25:48 PM  
[image from sing365.com too old to be available]

Run away!
 
2002-03-18 05:28:14 PM  
SLAYERSWINE:"In the meantime, the two plan to help the Middle East situation by holding meetings with leaders like Ariel Sharon, Yassar Arafat and Pope John Paul II."

Of course, Michael Jackson will solve EVERYTHING !


All we need to do is throw in Jesse Jackson, and all of the world's problems will be solved!

Reporter: "Reverend Jackson, what do you think about the latest abortion bill?"
Jackson: "I thought I paid it!"
 
2002-03-18 05:28:52 PM  
we are sending our trash to space!
 
2002-03-18 06:52:59 PM  
"it'd be an "inspiration to children," Now that's just plain scary *shudders in fear at the very thought of him being an inspiration*
 
2002-03-21 06:21:57 PM  
In case anyone needs ammo against Geller,


http://www.randi.org/


has all you'll ever need to debunk this pious fraud.


As for Jacko, launch his a$$ into the Neverland of the sun.
 
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