Golf clap for headline puns.

She's not going to her son's farking wedding?

Damn... that's cold blooded.

Wow, instant greenlight.

--submitter

this is bound to make doves cry

as long as Jacko isn't the best man..Its all good.

jeez, too ugly for the queen.

What is Chuck thinkin.

Freddie Mercury has a collector's plate!

the irony is that i was just listening to "dazed and confused"

If the Queen thinks she's not important enough to go, who does she think should? I know the William and Harry probably aren't too thrilled about this either.

That is one COLD old lady...

I still cant get over the "Prince Charles to Marry His Horse" headline.

bwahahaha

lcuriouslgeorgel

the irony is that i was just listening to "dazed and confused"

Not irony, coincidence.

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lcuriouslgeorgel

I was listening to "Moby Dick".

Sometimes, when I'm bored in class, I draw the front page of TotalFark in my notebook and pretend I'm really here.

/Not really

red_dragon60: If the Queen thinks she's not important enough to go, who does she think should?

That's not why she's not going. RTFA.

Can you make a pun with Elton John?

Wait a second, this is the wrong thread!!!!!

Chuckie and the horse will probably have a better time at the wedding without Mum looking severe at the antics. BTW.. my mum boycotted my wedding too. Cold is too nice of a word for her.

OK the headline was Puntabulous!

Hey, she went to the first one. Watched him fark that up. Covered it up when he murdered his ex. She's doesn't have watch him marry his old nag, too.

Royal wave for the headline.

Naming my kid after the submitter...

BizarreRecords

Well, maybe not. But great headline!

The Brits are so farking obsessed with the Royals.

In defense of the horse, she hasnt always been so horsy looking. She looked pretty decent when she was younger.

I'm glad Prince is getting married, but he really should have never broken up with Carmen Electra.

LeftCoastGuy: BTW.. my mum boycotted my wedding too. Cold is too nice of a word for her.

What kind of animal did you marry?

Disgruntella:

Freddy Mercury looks just like Sepster!!

/oh crap, I think i'm obsessed. Time to join fark personals!!

All I can say is, who cares!

The Queen would just bring the party down. Any one for dirty dancin' with Cammy?

Haha, it took me a while to get it, but very, very clever pun, submitter

lcuriouslgeorgel
Funny. I was listening to "Too Much Time On My Hands."
disgruntella
And what a lovely and tasteful wedding present that would make for the happy couple!

/still amused by the marrying his horse headline

what about the King of Pop?

"Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she doesn't have a lot to say.
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she doesn't have a lot to say.

I wanna tell her that I love her a lot
but I do it on a belly-full of wine
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
some day I'm gonna make her mine
Oh yeah
Some day I'm gonna make her mine."

/totally blew that one
//whatever

freaks

This wedding has already made me laugh more than it deserves; I approve.

Cheers, submitter.

and oh, that'll be a smashing row betwixt the royals whence that day arrives. how delightfully nahsty it is when the wealthy fall into peril. oh, i shall lauhhff.

God save the Queen

. . . a piece of the cake.

I love the way everybody is against this Bowles woman, although she's done nothing to warrant it except being the object of Chucky's affections, and yet they are for an unstable, manipulative, publicity-addicted bad parent who's now embedded in a wall in Paris somewhere.

I guess it's a looks thing.

After cutting the cake, will Charles feed Camilla the traditional piece or feed her a sugar cube?

Is there going to be an open bar? Maybe that's why she isn't going? If I were the queen of England I would be a lush!

/already am... shiat!
//hangovers are a biatch

So, they can't get married in the C of E, as Camilla's ex-husband is still alive and there was admitted adultery, but they can have a "church blessing"?

I'm a little confused - I thought a wedding in church WAS a church blessing (eg, if they can't have one, why can they have the other?).

Could an Anglican/Episcopalian kindly explain the difference (links to texts if you can find them)? I can't find a reference to that particular ceremony via Google...

sharkeyca:

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
But she doesn't have a lot to say.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
But she changes from day to day.

I want to tell her that I love her a lot,
But I gotta get a belly full of wine.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl;
Someday, I'm gonna make her mine, oh, yeah.
Someday, I'm gonna make her mine.

red_dragon60: That is one COLD old lady...


No shiate - she barely managed to toddle out of the palace gate to watch her daughter-in-law's coffin go past. She probably did a little happy dance once they shut the palace doors again too.

Now her son is finally getting married to someone he actually cares about, and she still has to make it all about what's "proper".

Sheesh. Fark her.

jay_vee: I love the way everybody is against this Bowles woman, although she's done nothing to warrant it except being the object of Chucky's affections

Um...she's an adulteress?

Angel of Death:- So was Diana.

This makes me slightly ashamed to be Canadian. Props to the U.S. for completely ditching these idiots rather than the half-assed "we can still be friends" that Canada gave them. I'm not anti-Brit, but the whole monarchy thing is out of date and irrelevent, yet they still seem to take it seriously.

Fair enough! I don't think he went to her wedding either.

!

Marshall Banana
Now her son is finally getting married to someone he actually cares about, and she still has to make it all about what's "proper".

Not really what's happening. Charles wants to keep it low-key (understandably), and the Queen's presence would automatically preclude that.

I heard Vanilla Ice is going, but passing off Queen's wedding gift as his own.

Alex Chilton

This makes me slightly ashamed to be Canadian. Props to the U.S. for completely ditching these idiots rather than the half-assed "we can still be friends" that Canada gave them. I'm not anti-Brit, but the whole monarchy thing is out of date and irrelevent, yet they still seem to take it seriously.

To be fair, a number of Brits feel the same way.

/not even vaguely ashamed to be Canadian