Shoulda done the smuggling in a Coke truck.

I submitted this article... just kidding.

what about carson daily?

Haha. This barely touches the surface of the human smuggling that goes on near the border.

My step-mom asked my step-brother to marry her maid, because her maid was an illegal immigrant and my step-mom wanted her to stay in the US. My brother told her "hell no." Good boy..

Ya got any Diet Mexican?

My buddy is going thru the same dilemma , vorstryke...it's funny. But the biatch in this case is a pudgy slavic chick...

Didn't Pepsico used to own Taco Bell.... just saying

My mother ran off with our yardboy when I was a senior in college. He was from Mexico and during the ensuing divorce in which my mother and father lost everything and their lawyers picked the remains like two cackling vultures,my father had my new stepfather deported. This was 1993. In 2001 I asked my mother how she got him back to this country(they are now married) and she outlined a story in which she payed a "Coyote" $8000 to transport him 200 miles....in a hearse. It is a rather odd story,but it pales in comparison to the fact that my mom took off with a an ugly,stupid,fatassed beaner.

I love how the cops are so quick to proclaim pepsi knew nothing about it.

"Intolerable Cruelty" is one of fave movies of all time,but there is a lot of truth in the jest that is aimed at divorce lawyers in that movie. My mother and father's lawyers steered them into all kinds of devious schemes and took everything. Later they played golf at the country club together and probably laughed about the whole thing whilst I lived in a sleeping bag,sometimes under the stairwell of the English dept. at my college. Seriously folks,it's time to start shooting these people in the face.

Diddy says:



I'D SMUGGLE IT!

the lawyers took everything hobbstweedle? i dont know the specifics of divorce lawerying but, how does that happen?

total value of family estate after all liens paid:$114,000..
estimated fees to both lawyers:$67,000.00
leaving your home of 22 years with a jar full of loose change:
priceless

I still think Carson Daly guarantees his status as a douche in that commercial.

hobbstweedle:

It is a rather odd story,but it pales in comparison to the fact that my mom took off with a an ugly,stupid,fatassed beaner.


Niiiiiiiiiiice. You see, unlike us, Mexican people usually honor their mother. Whatever choice she made, she is still your mother.

tag should have been dumbass

kittz_cat
What if she gets a sex change?

This is how I roll!

Kittz cat
Mexican people also have epidemic hepatitis and pray to the Virgin Mary to heal open sores from pesticides,so their opinion matters not to me.

Pepsi trucks? It didn't say anything about them in the handy little border jumping instruction, handed out by the government.

Mexican people also have epidemic hepatitis and pray to the Virgin Mary to heal open sores from pesticides,so their opinion matters not to me.

nice

They were just focus testing new Lettuce Pepsi.

is this thread for real?

Haha, heaven must be full of mexicans then Maglite?

pepsi, it's the choice of a new generation of spanish speaking immigrants

hobbstweedle

Man. That sucks dude. Sorry to hear.

thanks,Loveless.My life rules these days,so it's all good. BTW,I agree,Natalie Portman may possibly be as good as it gets

hobbstweedle:

Mexican people also have epidemic hepatitis and pray to the Virgin Mary to heal open sores from pesticides,so their opinion matters not to me.


Us Americans are obese morans that try to tell everyone else how to run their lives. We also have flesh eating diseases, all strains of hepititis, and a new strain of Aids. Your opinion means little to Mexican people.

/give your mother my best

you win for now kittz cat....
<searching out i.p. address to come find your mom and start mowing the grass for her

Must have been "Pepsi Si"

BizarreRecords: Must have been "Pepsi Si"

Beat me to it!



Thank you imageshack, I owe you my life and the lives of my children

hobbstweedle

It's your parent's fault for not signing a Massey prenup.

best moments in the movie:
"darling,you're exposed"
objection your honor,choking a witness. I'm gonna allow it
Baron Klaus Von Espy
Crying assistant at the weddings
shhh....rottweilers

i prefer Mt. Dew...

gut notin!

kitzz is from Moscow Id that explains that glad I am up state and the Fiesta is for the car and not the party

Hey, considering the hispanic population explosion it's good product placement. I'd bet the Pepsi marketing department knew.

fiestaguy:

kitzz is from Moscow Id that explains that glad I am up state and the Fiesta is for the car and not the party



Que?

my girlfriend in high school drove a Ford Fiesta...neat little indestructable car

Theres a lot of farm and forestry jobs down near moscow they prefer hispanic works to white works.

Weedle my Ford Fiesta is a like a timex takes a licking and keeps on ticking love it to death.

fiestaguy:

Theres a lot of farm and forestry jobs down near moscow they prefer hispanic works to white works.


Ummmm no.
Lots of farms.....but they get the cheap labor from the universities. You're probably thinking father south along the Snake and Salmon rivers. And the valley near Boise, where they are now growing turf instead of sugar beets. friggin suburban sprawl.

father=farther

hobbstweedle:

Mexican people also have epidemic hepatitis and pray to the Virgin Mary to heal open sores from pesticides,so their opinion matters not to me.

Because of comments like this hobbstweedlitos opion matters not to me.

Sorry about the divorce.

opion=opinion

"Thank you, Pepsi"

"That's Pepi"

"Heh heh, yeah."

...or maybe it was "I love you, Pepsi"...

Did the trucks come back with new paintjobs, hydrolics, and hookers??
/ducks behind his rock

15 people in a trailer, and that was just the ones he unloaded.....that sounds about right.

hobbstweedle:
Mexican people also have epidemic hepatitis and pray to the Virgin Mary to heal open sores from pesticides,so their opinion matters not to me.

Oh yeah? Let me see... No Mexican I know has hepatitis. Many of my friends are Christians or Athests, and we don't pray to the Virgin Mary. And how the fark do you get open sores from pesticide??

Take apare the word prejudice. What do you get? The words "pre" and "judge." How the fark can you judge somebody by how much farking pigment they have in your skin? The fact I'm darker than you doesn't mean that you're better. All it means is that I have a greatly reduced chance of contracting sunburns and skin cancer. That's all it is, it doesn't make me dumb, it doesn't make me a Catholic, and it doesn't automatically award me with hep-c. All it does is make me darker. So fark you, you piece of shiat!